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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's that time again.....

Gwaaaaan.......

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

Christ, Thursday is only 6 minutes old. Let it enjoy its virginity a little longer you filthy bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was sleeping.

Marc couldn't sleep and woke me up being all moody. Now he has fallen asleep and I'm still fucking awake

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ, Thursday is only 6 minutes old. Let it enjoy its virginity a little longer you filthy bastard."
you are 4 mins fast

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Christ, Thursday is only 6 minutes old. Let it enjoy its virginity a little longer you filthy bastard. you are 4 mins fast

It seems to be male perogative to be quicker than expected

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm hot!

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"I'm hot! "

You should see a doctor if you have a temperature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm hot! "

Agreed.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was sleeping.

Marc couldn't sleep and woke me up being all moody. Now he has fallen asleep and I'm still fucking awake

Meh.

I'm awake too.

Should we, er, you know,

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm hot!

You should see a doctor if you have a temperature."

What's his username?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a chesty cough

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm hot!

Agreed.....

But seriously, I think I'm glowing. Perspiring. Glistening.

I'm sweating my bollocks off here!

Its freaking hot!

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"I'm hot!

You should see a doctor if you have a temperature.

What's his username? "

I don't think he has a username, but he goes by Dr. "Mossy" Lawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a chesty cough

That must be one hell of a cough....

Is Vic there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm hot!

Agreed.....

But seriously, I think I'm glowing. Perspiring. Glistening.

I'm sweating my bollocks off here!

Its freaking hot! "

You're hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apathy!!! I hate fucking apathy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apathy!!! I hate fucking apathy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is that the newbie that's been sending everyone FaF messages?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Markoh i hope that's cava if not I will be ranting

MrsSB

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Markoh i hope that's cava if not I will be ranting

MrsSB

Veuve Clicquot.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could have had steak and eggs for breakfast at the hotel work put me up in but I didn't have time and now my meeting is late, arrrrrhhhhhh!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Back to work today after 12 days off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could have had steak and eggs for breakfast at the hotel work put me up in but I didn't have time and now my meeting is late, arrrrrhhhhhh!"

Meat is murder.

Boooooooooo.

Hisssssssss.

Steak for breakfast? Seriously?

I'm having Special K with red berry's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see..."

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back to work today after 12 days off

Never mind, it'll be Christmas soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could have had steak and eggs for breakfast at the hotel work put me up in but I didn't have time and now my meeting is late, arrrrrhhhhhh!

Meat is murder.

Boooooooooo.

Hisssssssss.

Steak for breakfast? Seriously?

I'm having Special K with red berry's. "

Yeah it was an option, only time for cereal as I had an early meet but they called as they are late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn sick of idiots who think its okay to turn nasty when you say no thanks

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Standing in a lay-by looking like a male prostitute - waiting for a lift but they're late! Hate it when people aren't punctual!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could have had steak and eggs for breakfast at the hotel work put me up in but I didn't have time and now my meeting is late, arrrrrhhhhhh!

Meat is murder.

Boooooooooo.

Hisssssssss.

Steak for breakfast? Seriously?

I'm having Special K with red berry's.

Yeah it was an option, only time for cereal as I had an early meet but they called as they are late "

I hate it when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn sick of idiots who think its okay to turn nasty when you say no thanks

Makes me chuckle.

Man sends message "wow you're really hot I'd love to meet you".

Woman replies "no thanks you're not my type".

Man responds "you're fat and ugly and I wouldn't want to fuck you anyway".

Funny how a no makes you unattractive..........

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

That made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Standing in a lay-by looking like a male prostitute - waiting for a lift but they're late! Hate it when people aren't punctual!"

Hope you get picked up soon.

Picked up soon. Ha ha. Picked up soon, prostitute, picked up....

I'm wasted here....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn sick of idiots who think its okay to turn nasty when you say no thanks

Makes me chuckle.

Man sends message "wow you're really hot I'd love to meet you".

Woman replies "no thanks you're not my type".

Man responds "you're fat and ugly and I wouldn't want to fuck you anyway".

Funny how a no makes you unattractive..........

haha your almost spot on there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

That made me chuckle.

I'm still a bit dissapointed about yesterday, so close and yet so far....

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Standing in a lay-by looking like a male prostitute - waiting for a lift but they're late! Hate it when people aren't punctual!

Hope you get picked up soon.

Picked up soon. Ha ha. Picked up soon, prostitute, picked up....

I'm wasted here....

In stiches! Right now is be happy to be picked up by anyone - may even earn some money and I wouldn't be stood here in the cold freezing my tits off!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

That made me chuckle.

I'm still a bit dissapointed about yesterday, so close and yet so far....

Within sniffing distance- right let's have a look for inspiration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ, Thursday is only 6 minutes old. Let it enjoy its virginity a little longer you filthy bastard."

...was that a rant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys who send one or two word messages, then a friend request.

Replied to messages, I asked general questions to try and get a conversation going.

No still one word answers.

Oh he did ask a question - Can I see your photos? !!!!! Arghhhhh.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not going to rant. But....

People who dont read profiles.

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Nope, got nothing

It's a beautiful day, birds are singing and the sun is sparkling off the Thames

Days like this are rare and I'm going to enjoy it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm not going to rant. But....

People who dont read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to rant about here. Today is a good day, kids back to school, me back to the gym and tomorrow is Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got an abcess in my mouth that won't go away and I can't get the time off work to rest. Ranty McAbcessface is tired and grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was waiting at the traffic lights yesterday. A fire brigade was coming down pretty loud and fast and the man turned green on the lights. A woman actually tried to cross while the fire brigade was passing by. She almost got run over. I mean, come on. Use some fucking common sense. A lot of people do this and I just don't get why they choose to risk their lives over saving 3 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope, got nothing

It's a beautiful day, birds are singing and the sun is sparkling off the Thames

Days like this are rare and I'm going to enjoy it "

Nice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I got an abcess in my mouth that won't go away and I can't get the time off work to rest. Ranty McAbcessface is tired and grumpy

Ouch ouch- they are the worst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None to speak of. I'll pop back later if everything goes tits up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

That made me chuckle.

I'm still a bit dissapointed about yesterday, so close and yet so far....

Within sniffing distance- right let's have a look for inspiration "

I've re-done yesterday's photo and another one. So far they've been accepted but I've asked admin to review.

Get ready........

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I was tired and now I'm not.

I'm all fractious and meh....

I'm a bit pfffffft myself. And my day was going so well.....

Are you still pffffft lovely?

I feel like I'll have to bite my tongue at work today- still it's Friday tomorrow

I am past pffffffft now. Planning my next assault on P1 P1.

I've decided to "work from home" today. No tongues to bite.

Oh I love a work from home day.

Ok next assault, let me see...

Well, it won't involve a toothbrush and an arse.

That made me chuckle.

I'm still a bit dissapointed about yesterday, so close and yet so far....

Within sniffing distance- right let's have a look for inspiration

I've re-done yesterday's photo and another one. So far they've been accepted but I've asked admin to review.

Get ready........

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Standing in a lay-by looking like a male prostitute - waiting for a lift but they're late! Hate it when people aren't punctual!

Hope you get picked up soon.

Picked up soon. Ha ha. Picked up soon, prostitute, picked up....

I'm wasted here....

In stiches! Right now is be happy to be picked up by anyone - may even earn some money and I wouldn't be stood here in the cold freezing my tits off!"

It's really quite warm here.

I know that doesn't help you, but me, I'm toasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys who send one or two word messages, then a friend request.

Replied to messages, I asked general questions to try and get a conversation going.

No still one word answers.

Oh he did ask a question - Can I see your photos? !!!!! Arghhhhh.

Rant over.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old people who park in parent and child only places...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All is peaceful in my world - no rant today

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not going to rant. But....

People who dont read profiles.

Well don't.

But you did.

#confused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope, got nothing

It's a beautiful day, birds are singing and the sun is sparkling off the Thames

Days like this are rare and I'm going to enjoy it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing to rant about here. Today is a good day, kids back to school, me back to the gym and tomorrow is Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got an abcess in my mouth that won't go away and I can't get the time off work to rest. Ranty McAbcessface is tired and grumpy

Awwwwwww, there there.....

Bonjela?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to have a rant but alas under doctors orders I shall remain calm and not waste my energy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was waiting at the traffic lights yesterday. A fire brigade was coming down pretty loud and fast and the man turned green on the lights. A woman actually tried to cross while the fire brigade was passing by. She almost got run over. I mean, come on. Use some fucking common sense. A lot of people do this and I just don't get why they choose to risk their lives over saving 3 seconds."

Because they are dim.

Darwin award winner right there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"None to speak of. I'll pop back later if everything goes tits up!"

We'll be waiting.....

I'll save you a place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Old people who park in parent and child only places..."

They could be parents......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x"

Morning m'lady.

It's toasty here and I'm working from home. Which means basically, doing effall all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All is peaceful in my world - no rant today

Kinky "

So far.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to have a rant but alas under doctors orders I shall remain calm and not waste my energy

Good strategy.....

Chilllllllll

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm not going to rant. But....

People who dont read profiles.

Not sure whether they are preferable to the guys that do & still message you though with "I thought I'd message anyway" Why? are you a fcking shapeshifter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x

Morning m'lady.

It's toasty here and I'm working from home. Which means basically, doing effall all day.

That's really not helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x

Morning m'lady.

It's toasty here and I'm working from home. Which means basically, doing effall all day.

That's really not helping

Soz.....

Might wander into town later, pop into a little tea shop for a cuppa......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x

Morning m'lady.

It's toasty here and I'm working from home. Which means basically, doing effall all day.

That's really not helping

Soz.....

Might wander into town later, pop into a little tea shop for a cuppa......

If I wasn't working, I'd join you. I need to check where it is

Do they do nice cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats happened to the forum lately its shite,where as everybody gone? Same old threads every day no banter anymore,ahhh well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Op

It's raining and I have to walk my dog. I'm tired, I don't want to go to work! I need some motivation.

Apart from that, Happy Thursday x

Morning m'lady.

It's toasty here and I'm working from home. Which means basically, doing effall all day.

That's really not helping

Soz.....

Might wander into town later, pop into a little tea shop for a cuppa......

If I wasn't working, I'd join you. I need to check where it is

Do they do nice cake?

Bugger.......

They do have lovely cake actually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whats happened to the forum lately its shite,where as everybody gone? Same old threads every day no banter anymore,ahhh well"

It's been an odd few weeks. Lots of uppity fuckers.......

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Not to rub salt in but it's another beautiful sunny day here & I have a completely silent house till noon, just off to walk the dog on the surrounding fields, now where did I leave those sunglasses?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I've got a chesty cough

Ive had one this week too,hope they do one soon.

Plus im tired ,i was awake at 2am posting crap on here .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a chesty cough

Ive had one this week too,hope they do one soon.

Plus im tired ,i was awake at 2am posting crap on here .

Miss"

What time?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I've got a chesty cough

Ive had one this week too,hope they do one soon.

Plus im tired ,i was awake at 2am posting crap on here .

Miss

What time?

Ha ha i forgot that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wee easy half shift has just went tits up cause some daft woman in sales put the wrong tiles on the colour choice. Two hours of my day wasted

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)

6 r's ok got it

thank you.xxx..so yeah, one of them, about every 30 seconds...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)"

Oddly enough Suzy we have abstained since Sunday due to naturals & working too hard..Not sure it's going to last though.Maybe I'll hold out? Not sure I'd still be in one piece by the weekend though..

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)

Oddly enough Suzy we have abstained since Sunday due to naturals & working too hard..Not sure it's going to last though.Maybe I'll hold out? Not sure I'd still be in one piece by the weekend though..

its been 10 days im having the most vivid visions that i could turn into an erotic novel....pure torture...and he knows it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My wee easy half shift has just went tits up cause some daft woman in sales put the wrong tiles on the colour choice. Two hours of my day wasted "

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Markoh,

I dreamt it was Christmas and now I'm right in the mood for Christmas dinner.

(Not a rant)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Markoh,

I dreamt it was Christmas and now I'm right in the mood for Christmas dinner.

(Not a rant)

I've just looked at your pics and II'm in a certain mood too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs SB promised me a cute redhead. I'm starting to think she lied to me.

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By *albec26Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Bloody mother nature calls a week early not a happy bunnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had my friends lad over night, went to put him on the school bus this morning and the fecking driver drove straight passed us. So had to drive him to school, which made me late dropping my sprog off. Its only her 4th fucking day!

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

A freezer full of food and it decides to stop working. So pigging out on magnums and now having to cook and have friends round to eat all my food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs SB promised me a cute redhead. I'm starting to think she lied to me.

I'll have a word with her when she wakes up.

By the way, she hogs the quilt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody mother nature calls a week early not a happy bunnie

xx"

Oh dear......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had my friends lad over night, went to put him on the school bus this morning and the fecking driver drove straight passed us. So had to drive him to school, which made me late dropping my sprog off. Its only her 4th fucking day!

I wondered where that story was going for a second........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs SB promised me a cute redhead. I'm starting to think she lied to me.

I'll have a word with her when she wakes up.

By the way, she hogs the quilt.

That doesn't surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A freezer full of food and it decides to stop working. So pigging out on magnums and now having to cook and have friends round to eat all my food."

I like magnums.

And I'm at home all day.

just sayin....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs SB promised me a cute redhead. I'm starting to think she lied to me.

I'll have a word with her when she wakes up.

By the way, she hogs the quilt.

That doesn't surprise me

She's a natural redhead too.

*do not ask me how I know this.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs SB promised me a cute redhead. I'm starting to think she lied to me.

I'll have a word with her when she wakes up.

By the way, she hogs the quilt.

That doesn't surprise me

She's a natural redhead too.

*do not ask me how I know this.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!"

Would a shag help?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!"

Paint stripper all over their cars

Done

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rant. Not even about A1 drivers

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

So one must rant against time the universe and curse one luck as one riles against the walls of the prison of ones own making unable to brake the chains of who one truly is because deep down one is selfish unable to change because one only wants what one wants on the terms of ones true nature .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"two sleeps left, if i avoid spontaneous combustion

(i want the gnashing emoji here...)

Oddly enough Suzy we have abstained since Sunday due to naturals & working too hard..Not sure it's going to last though.Maybe I'll hold out? Not sure I'd still be in one piece by the weekend though..

its been 10 days im having the most vivid visions that i could turn into an erotic novel....pure torture...and he knows it

No naughty pics for you then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Paint stripper all over their cars

Done

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

I could do that you know.

Careful what you ask for.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Paint stripper all over their cars

Done

MrsSB

I've got a dark side me

Don't get me started on pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Paint stripper all over their cars

Done

MrsSB

I've got a dark side me

Don't get me started on pigs

Shhhhhhhhh.

*taps nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ, Thursday is only 6 minutes old. Let it enjoy its virginity a little longer you filthy bastard."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CAR DRIVERS AHHHHHHH!! Why does anyone pull in front of a truck in a traffic queue when everyones braking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to rant, very pissy morning, I need to blow some anger off. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think I've got anything to rant about today.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

I could do that you know.

Careful what you ask for. "

A up. .... warning man with a gun and intent forumnites take cover he may miss .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apathy!!! I hate fucking apathy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that the newbie that's been sending everyone FaF messages?

I haven't had one.

No it's unrelated to Fab.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

I could do that you know.

Careful what you ask for.

A up. .... warning man with a gun and intent forumnites take cover he may miss ."

If he's a single guy on here he'll be lucky to get a shot off

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Apathy!!! I hate fucking apathy!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to set up an anti-apathy club, but couldn't be bothered

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'm no prude, but trying to have a non-sexual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head against wall repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rant - although 'it's a small world' England doesn't seem to be small enough.

Out of all the lovely people on here, the sexy people who interest me enough to say those ear blistering words to 'would you like to meet' are too... F..in....far....away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm no prude, but trying to have a non-sexual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head against wall repeatedly

Tea?

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By *rank1951Man over a year ago

cardiff

so no meet's for you good excuse to have a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm no prude, but TRYING TO HAVE a non-SEXual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head AGAINST WALL REPEATADLY

i can read between the lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More men saying they're really interested and then start ignoring me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too hot.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

My toilet picture was rejected.

Was a bit of a piss take of the obligatory toilet in pics.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I'm no prude, but trying to have a non-sexual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head against wall repeatedly

Tea?"

Please

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Work's annoying but I don't care.

Still feelin' good after my hunting trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CAR DRIVERS AHHHHHHH!! Why does anyone pull in front of a truck in a traffic queue when everyones braking! "

Mirrors. Mirrors. And more mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm no prude, but trying to have a non-sexual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head against wall repeatedly

Tea?

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to rant, very pissy morning, I need to blow some anger off. XXX"

Go on then, rant days open for business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't think I've got anything to rant about today.

I'll send you a cock pic, that usually does it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

I could do that you know.

Careful what you ask for.

A up. .... warning man with a gun and intent forumnites take cover he may miss ."

I've never missed what I've intended to hit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why?! The one day a year I get to tell people it's my birthday and attention seek like crazy and I come on fab and there's loads today! Damn you fab. Damn you.

(Probably a little overboard, but it's all I could think of lol!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apathy!!! I hate fucking apathy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that the newbie that's been sending everyone FaF messages?

I haven't had one.

No it's unrelated to Fab.

You can still rant, it doesn't have to be Fab related.

Fancy a fucked BTW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm no prude, but trying to have a non-sexual conversation on here sometimes..

*smacks head against wall repeatedly

What the dickins do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rant - although 'it's a small world' England doesn't seem to be small enough.

Out of all the lovely people on here, the sexy people who interest me enough to say those ear blistering words to 'would you like to meet' are too... F..in....far....away.

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"More men saying they're really interested and then start ignoring me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's too hot."

Agreed......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My toilet picture was rejected.

Was a bit of a piss take of the obligatory toilet in pics. "

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT REJECTED PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was denied P1 P1 yesterday on a technicality.

Nothappy.com

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Work's annoying but I don't care.

Still feelin' good after my hunting trip

I'm working from home today.

For "working from home" read "sat in Pret, eye flirting with a smoking hot waitress"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why?! The one day a year I get to tell people it's my birthday and attention seek like crazy and I come on fab and there's loads today! Damn you fab. Damn you.

(Probably a little overboard, but it's all I could think of lol!)"

It's cool.

I'm raising a glass to all the birthday kids today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting! "

I'm currently chillin in Pret.

The a/c is on and it's coooooooooooooolio.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why?! The one day a year I get to tell people it's my birthday and attention seek like crazy and I come on fab and there's loads today! Damn you fab. Damn you.

(Probably a little overboard, but it's all I could think of lol!)

It's cool.

I'm raising a glass to all the birthday kids today.

Thank you!

ooh a glass of bubbly tonight does sound good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why?! The one day a year I get to tell people it's my birthday and attention seek like crazy and I come on fab and there's loads today! Damn you fab. Damn you.

(Probably a little overboard, but it's all I could think of lol!)

It's cool.

I'm raising a glass to all the birthday kids today.

Thank you!

ooh a glass of bubbly tonight does sound good! "

Happy birthday fellah. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

I'm currently chillin in Pret.

The a/c is on and it's coooooooooooooolio.

Rub it in!

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

Just had to take my boss on a whistlestop tour of all our sites,totally thrown my routine to hell. Prick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why?! The one day a year I get to tell people it's my birthday and attention seek like crazy and I come on fab and there's loads today! Damn you fab. Damn you.

(Probably a little overboard, but it's all I could think of lol!)

It's cool.

I'm raising a glass to all the birthday kids today.

Thank you!

ooh a glass of bubbly tonight does sound good!

Happy birthday fellah. Cheers.

Thank you very much Markoh! Hope you have a great day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am fed up as friends seem to be making stupid decisions and I can't say anything as they have their own minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am fed up as friends seem to be making stupid decisions and I can't say anything as they have their own minds "

Ha. I know the feeling.

As a result, I've decided to step back from my usual friend circle and do my own thing. Pissing me off how many 'friends' actually listen to you when you offer good advice. If they need me, they know where I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am fed up as friends seem to be making stupid decisions and I can't say anything as they have their own minds

Ha. I know the feeling.

I have also decided to take a step back and concentrate on myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Although one is getting married on sat . And I'm not invited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CAR DRIVERS AHHHHHHH!! Why does anyone pull in front of a truck in a traffic queue when everyones braking!

Mirrors. Mirrors. And more mirrors."

Never mind mirrors, common sense! 44ton vs 1.5ton isnt going to end well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""

Better yet an angry rough fuck....on their car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

I'm currently chillin in Pret.

The a/c is on and it's coooooooooooooolio.

Rub it in!

However you want it, I'm happy to oblige.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am fed up as friends seem to be making stupid decisions and I can't say anything as they have their own minds "

The joy of friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nowt to complain about here had a shag and nearly completed the first painting I've been able to do for a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

I'm currently chillin in Pret.

The a/c is on and it's coooooooooooooolio.

Rub it in!

However you want it, I'm happy to oblige.

Here, here and there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a rant but I have leg doms, god help me later

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""

Can I get a "hell yeah"

Tomorrow...angry rough one tomorrow.

I'm still in Mc hammer mode

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting! "

Best I not rant about the breeze blowing the wrong way then, sending a waft of chicken shit manure into the house while I'm sitting here with a pint in my special ice tankard..

So I won't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

I'm currently chillin in Pret.

The a/c is on and it's coooooooooooooolio.

Rub it in!

However you want it, I'm happy to oblige.

Here, here and there.

Perfect, they're me favrit placees

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Can I get a "hell yeah"

Tomorrow...angry rough one tomorrow.

I'm still in Mc hammer mode

Does that mean I can't touch you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"actually feeling bit ranty now

where is my favourite skimpy summer dress?!

it's boiling here in London and I need to not be roasting!

Best I not rant about the breeze blowing the wrong way then, sending a waft of chicken shit manure into the house while I'm sitting here with a pint in my special ice tankard..

So I won't

Oh good old chicken poop smell.

I remember that growing up in Ireland.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I want to rant about wanting that which is not yours to enjoy and rile against the inappropriate thoughts that accompany the wanting of that which you can not have .

such thoughts are a distraction that one must endure until such times as they subside and if they don’t subside one is royally fucked.

Especially if one is like me .

unable and unwilling to change because in that change one will not get that what one truly wants from that which one desires .

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

shot me now.

I could do that you know.

Careful what you ask for.

A up. .... warning man with a gun and intent forumnites take cover he may miss .

If he's a single guy on here he'll be lucky to get a shot off

that cracked me up

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

A lil rant about how the forum has become a little like Facebook. It's not a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lil rant about how the forum has become a little like Facebook. It's not a good thing. "

Really?

Which begs the question, do all forms of social media eventually become as one?

Does our online laguage become the the same, regardless of what type of social media platform and it's inherent purpose we use?

*editors note; ffs sake that's too heavy for rant day. Lighten the fuck up yah twat.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Can I get a "hell yeah"

Tomorrow...angry rough one tomorrow.

I'm still in Mc hammer mode

Does that mean I can't touch you?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm ranting about the lack of good rants this week

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope still all cool at the pole

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Rubbish. This is rubbish. I want to put a formal complaint to Markoh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People at work can't park and now I have a nice scrape on my alloy!

Muppets

I'm hiding away and making coffee so I don't go and rant off at then!!

Would a shag help?

An angry rough one

Hell yes.

Let me say that again;

"HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Can I get a "hell yeah"

Tomorrow...angry rough one tomorrow.

I'm still in Mc hammer mode

Does that mean I can't touch you?

I don't know what that meanssssssssss.

I only know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm ranting about the lack of good rants this week

MrsSB

I have a rant if that helps....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've eaten two jam tarts.

I want another jam tart.

Can I have 3 jam tarts?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"It's that time again.....

Gwaaaaan......."

Rant threads that don't have sufficient space.

Mr ddc

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