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So wish I was single sometimes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I so wish I was single sometimes
How can you get a partner and I can't and you're on here looking for more, greedy man. but ur sexy"
Thanks, and you, wanna fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up  you can borrow silver fox anytime lol."
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds 
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up you can borrow silver fox anytime lol.
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto "
oh he's not into rubber. He likes to do it bare handed. He's on his way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up you can borrow silver fox anytime lol.
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto oh he's not into rubber. He likes to do it bare handed. He's on his way"
Can he do it bare bummed as well, just for me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up you can borrow silver fox anytime lol.
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto oh he's not into rubber. He likes to do it bare handed. He's on his way
Can he do it bare bummed as well, just for me? "
oh god yes. He loves to be naked but be warned when he turns around and points at you lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up you can borrow silver fox anytime lol.
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto oh he's not into rubber. He likes to do it bare handed. He's on his way
Can he do it bare bummed as well, just for me? oh god yes. He loves to be naked but be warned when he turns around and points at you lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a man!
To get rid of all these spiders.....5 massive ones in the last week....I'm at breaking point."
I'll send our  spider killing kitties over. They love chasing and polishing them off for snacks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up you can borrow silver fox anytime lol.
Thanks, tell him to bring his own marigolds
I've got a pile of washing up to do in the kitchen so he'd better get his arse round pronto oh he's not into rubber. He likes to do it bare handed. He's on his way
Can he do it bare bummed as well, just for me? oh god yes. He loves to be naked but be warned when he turns around and points at you lol x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a man!
To get rid of all these spiders.....5 massive ones in the last week....I'm at breaking point.
I'll send our spider killing kitties over. They love chasing and polishing them off for snacks. "
Oh yes please! I'll pay for animal friendly postage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh ive remembered who you are now op. You where the gardner on your other profile wasnt you
Memory like an elephant you Peugeot Guy"
He might not have wanted anyone to know that,blabbermouths
He could be incognito  |
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"Ahhhh ive remembered who you are now op. You where the gardner on your other profile wasnt you
Memory like an elephant you Peugeot Guy
He might not have wanted anyone to know that,blabbermouths
He could be incognito "
well he wouldnt have used the same photos then surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh ive remembered who you are now op. You where the gardner on your other profile wasnt you
Memory like an elephant you Peugeot Guy
He might not have wanted anyone to know that,blabbermouths
He could be incognito well he wouldnt have used the same photos then surely"
That might just give the game away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh ive remembered who you are now op. You where the gardner on your other profile wasnt you
Memory like an elephant you Peugeot Guy
He might not have wanted anyone to know that,blabbermouths
He could be incognito "
Ha he's been here since God was a lad. Sure most people know. He only changed it cos his car went to the scrappy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a man!
To get rid of all these spiders.....5 massive ones in the last week....I'm at breaking point."
Ah, I was just about to offer myself then I read about the the ... them octopeds! Terrifying little buggers!
Sorry, don't think I'm the right man for you lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh ive remembered who you are now op. You where the gardner on your other profile wasnt you
Memory like an elephant you Peugeot Guy
He might not have wanted anyone to know that,blabbermouths
He could be incognito
Ha he's been here since God was a lad. Sure most people know. He only changed it cos his car went to the scrappy "
Should have called himself Legs guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously not happy walk away... I'm not happy being single but I know I'm not meant to be with the kids dad which is why I ended it... I'm I lonely... Of course... Do I regret it no!... Could I get him back yes.... Would I no!... Why? Cause it wouldn't be fair!... What now? Hope but knowing I won't hurt anyone! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up
I'll cook and you can wash up, how does that sound  "
No, I hate washing up  |
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"I wish I was in a relationship sometimes.
I need someone to empty the bins and wash up
I'll cook and you can wash up, how does that sound
No, I hate washing up "
Not as much as I hate dusting! I've had a can of Barry for about 3 years |
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Why? I would love to have some one to wake up with have meals go places enjoy been with curl up and watch films and even the boring stuff like going food shopping would be fun with them.
Be greatful you have a wife if you have problems try an work them out mate |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I so wish I was single sometimes "
Yep cos we know single guys have all the fun.. 
I wish I had wads of cash, good health and a ten inch cock..
Can't have everything you wish for fella.... I'll just have to buy a lottery ticket see if that works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have one life, if you're not happy, do something about it. Seems like you're wasting your time and your partners time when they could be with someone who appreciates them. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
Huh? .... You could be single if you wanted to be - its a situation you can change if you wanted it enough, unlike many other things people are quite literally stuck with.
It's actually pretty disrespectful to your partner to whinge on about your relationship status, and obviously even more so if they don't know you're on a site like this. In their shoes, I'd wish to be single too.  Sort yourself out for God's sake.
Ms G |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Huh? .... You could be single if you wanted to be - its a situation you can change if you wanted it enough, unlike many other things people are quite literally stuck with.
It's actually pretty disrespectful to your partner to whinge on about your relationship status, and obviously even more so if they don't know you're on a site like this. In their shoes, I'd wish to be single too. Sort yourself out for God's sake.
Ms G "
i couldnt put it that nicely at this time in the morning xx |
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"I love being single , plenty of sex , no nagging , and I get to leave the toilet seat up ! "
That's all well and good, but it's a bugger when you realise that you have to wash the pots before you start cooking again |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"I love being single , plenty of sex , no nagging , and I get to leave the toilet seat up !
That's all well and good, but it's a bugger when you realise that you have to wash the pots before you start cooking again "
Dishwasher and teenage son |
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"I love being single , plenty of sex , no nagging , and I get to leave the toilet seat up !
That's all well and good, but it's a bugger when you realise that you have to wash the pots before you start cooking again
Dishwasher and teenage son "
Fortunately I possess neither, I'm more of a DIY kinda guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I so wish I was single sometimes
How can you get a partner and I can't and you're on here looking for more, greedy man. "
I agree, and moan about it on here. Or is this a poor me thing OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Huh? .... You could be single if you wanted to be - its a situation you can change if you wanted it enough, unlike many other things people are quite literally stuck with.
It's actually pretty disrespectful to your partner to whinge on about your relationship status, and obviously even more so if they don't know you're on a site like this. In their shoes, I'd wish to be single too. Sort yourself out for God's sake.
Ms G "
I think if I found out my other half was cheating that would be bad enough but if I found out they were on a public forum with pictures half naked and talking about their infedelity and exploits it would hurt me even more. |
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"I so wish I was single sometimes
How can you get a partner and I can't and you're on here looking for more, greedy man. "
You could say the same for every Cpl that is on this this though, all are in a relastionship yet seeking more I guess..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Relationships are what you put into them. I'm happily married and wouldn't change him for the world. We have a great sex life. He cooks. He cleans and he even puts the toilet seat down lol. If you're not happy then what is making you stay? Don't waste anymore days being with someone you don't want. |
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I "
I have come close to pointing that out a few times, but the moment never quite seemed right.
(I'm trying to avoid the scary, angry threads )
Glad you're feeling better.
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I "
shouting are we? Tut tut. You wrote a thread for people to respond. If you wasn't prepared for their comments then maybe you should have thought twice before posting.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I
You didn't actually say it until now it's would only be implied to people smart enough to logically work that one out for themselves"
He said it in the first post. |
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I
You didn't actually say it until now it's would only be implied to people smart enough to logically work that one out for themselves"
Technically he DID mention it in both the title *and* the OP...
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Why stay in a relationship your not happy in and the grass isnt always greener the other side of the fence"
Sometimes even if it is greener you make the journey to find it's just fake shit put there to look good 
S |
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I
You didn't actually say it until now it's would only be implied to people smart enough to logically work that one out for themselves
Technically he DID mention it in both the title *and* the OP...
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Only as an implication
Regardless doesn't change that fact that if he's thinking after enough for it to be sometimes he isn't 100% happy and that could be easily rectified |
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I
You didn't actually say it until now it's would only be implied to people smart enough to logically work that one out for themselves
Technically he DID mention it in both the title *and* the OP...
Only as an implication
Regardless doesn't change that fact that if he's thinking after enough for it to be sometimes he isn't 100% happy and that could be easily rectified "
Including times he was directly quoted, the word "sometimes" has appeared 50 times on this thread. That's one heck of a subtle 'implication'.
My feeling was simply one of context: had I posted this at 3am when Mrs ddc was doing her pneumatic drill impression, I would have got "pfft" and giggles.
As a relative lurker the OP didn't.
Besides, few long marriages are 100% happy 100% of the time, true happiness comes from learning to overcome the difficulties life throws at you and concentrate on the other 99.99%*
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*fingers crossed that percentage will be deemed suitably high enough when Mrs ddc sees it..  |
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"Including times he was directly quoted, the word "sometimes" has appeared 50 times on this thread.
You must need new batteries for your calculator, or is your brain doing overtime Mr DDC "
I cheated.
I learnt how to use the "find on page" feature to better find when someone quotes me
(and to see if we ever appear on those "people I'd like to meet threads", obvs ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did say SOMETIMES DIDN'T I "
Regardless of whether you did or not, from reading your profile you have a gf who lets you do whatever you do on here anyway, so isn't that similar to being single sometimes? |
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"Including times he was directly quoted, the word "sometimes" has appeared 50 times on this thread.
You must need new batteries for your calculator, or is your brain doing overtime Mr DDC
I cheated.
I learnt how to use the "find on page" feature to better find when someone quotes me
(and to see if we ever appear on those "people I'd like to meet threads", obvs )"
A cunning ploy, I like yer style Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It took me awhile to adjust to being single again
but now im loving it
Jawdee women deserve to meet a Derbian fella
Well it's your fault for having such a spankable bum avatar "
and its waiting on you to spank it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was a dragon sometimes.
Then, at other times, I think "nah, I don't wanna be a dragon".
Hope this helps OP."
So agree with this! Sometimes I also want to be a dragon. Flying around like some mythical beast, living in caves and showing off how well I breathe fire! Must be a cool life as a dragon - all the time you avoid people called George! You even might get the occassional sexy maiden left for you! What more could a rampant dragon possibly want! |
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"Huh? .... You could be single if you wanted to be - its a situation you can change if you wanted it enough, unlike many other things people are quite literally stuck with.
It's actually pretty disrespectful to your partner to whinge on about your relationship status, and obviously even more so if they don't know you're on a site like this. In their shoes, I'd wish to be single too. Sort yourself out for God's sake.
Ms G
I think if I found out my other half was cheating that would be bad enough but if I found out they were on a public forum with pictures half naked and talking about their infedelity and exploits it would hurt me even more. "
Exactly this. Does she know you're playing with men. She needs to leave you to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blah blah blah, some people are never happy. OP, why do you SOMETIMES wish you were single?
This other times the poor mare is cleaning his clothes and making his tea!"
Do you live in his house? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blah blah blah, some people are never happy. OP, why do you SOMETIMES wish you were single?"
So he could sometimes go back to moaning about being single like he used to in a previous Fab incarnation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blah blah blah, some people are never happy. OP, why do you SOMETIMES wish you were single?
So he could sometimes go back to moaning about being single like he used to in a previous Fab incarnation "
How tedious, what a mood hoover!! |
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