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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

what sentences on a profile make you cringe?

just having a scroll through 'who's looked at me' and thinking 'thank god for filters'

I'll start with 'I know my way around a woman's body' usually on a young persons profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything to do with sydney university. Just makes me think theyre a little on the dim side.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'll make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The use of creamy or cream to describe cum make me gag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He/she has got a cock/pussy/tits/arse/body to die for.

Would you really die for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater."

I realise there should have been some punctuation in that post. Apologies.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater.

I realise there should have been some punctuation in that post. Apologies.

Off to the dunces corner with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater.

I realise there should have been some punctuation in that post. Apologies.

Off to the dunces corner with you.

Well i thought some fucker is bound to mention lack of attention to SPaG!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!"

That's an odd sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater.

I realise there should have been some punctuation in that post. Apologies.

Off to the dunces corner with you.

Well i thought some fucker is bound to mention lack of attention to SPaG!"

Spliellng adn gmrmar, whtas taht?????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He/she has got a cock/pussy/tits/arse/body to die for.

Would you really die for it? "

That normally comes up on badly written verifications ... puts me right off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a straight male" tends to wind me up when they send me a message offering me oral sex

What you mean is you are FAB straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He/she has got a cock/pussy/tits/arse/body to die for.

Would you really die for it?

That normally comes up on badly written verifications ... puts me right off

You've got an arse to die for

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I detest 'to die for'

Mmmmmm

He he he

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"He/she has got a cock/pussy/tits/arse/body to die for.

Would you really die for it? "

Snap

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Cringetastic...love it

'I can lick for hours'

'Mmmmmmm'

'Cum' referred to loads

References to 50 shades

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Anything to do with sydney university. Just makes me think theyre a little on the dim side.

It's the ones with the waffle about "Facebook is now a publicly traded blah blah blah" that really depress me. Seriously, how gormless are these people?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm going to peruse some profiles for research

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything to do with sydney university. Just makes me think theyre a little on the dim side.

It's the ones with the waffle about "Facebook is now a publicly traded blah blah blah" that really depress me. Seriously, how gormless are these people? "
we need a little sheep emoji. Come on Fab, sort it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long winded rants about how people have slagged them off in the past about something that by looking at their profile, you would assume to be correct

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Professional

I've got kik- hit me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Professional

I've got kik- hit me up "

Ah, that one.

'Hit me up' how does that even relate to 'get in touch' or similar derivatives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jog on.....i hate exercise of any kind. I don't jog anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours. What you're actually saying is that you're a shit fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heavy cummer

I have no intention of touching it and I definitely don't want to drown in it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is another pair of homophones (words that sound alike but are different in meaning, spelling, or both) that can be very confusing. Discreet implies the showing of reserve and prudence in one’s behavior or speech. Discrete means something quite different: “distinct, separate, unrelated.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun. I can't abide the word fun anywhere!....it's like if you have to state you're a fun person who likes fun looking for fun then you are probably dull as dishwater."

Tally that to oral for hours and you got yaself a right fucking dozy nob head

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jog on.....i hate exercise of any kind. I don't jog anywhere

:-Made me chuckle..

any couple slosh like we will live and love and die for each other we are so much in love, but we want......

makes me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won't bite unless you ask me to.

Fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

I have no intention of touching it and I definitely don't want to drown in it!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Professional

I've got kik- hit me up

Ah, that one.

'Hit me up' how does that even relate to 'get in touch' or similar derivatives"

'Please ask for my kik pleeeasseee'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I won't bite unless you ask me to.

Fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I can squirt for England.'

I didn't realise it was an international sport

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Heavy cummer

I have no intention of touching it and I definitely don't want to drown in it!"

Just take a snorkel with you and stick to handjobs. You'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything to do with sydney university. Just makes me think theyre a little on the dim side.

It's the ones with the waffle about "Facebook is now a publicly traded blah blah blah" that really depress me. Seriously, how gormless are these people? we need a little sheep emoji. Come on Fab, sort it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profiles that mention how full their balls are.

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Profiles that mention how full their balls are. "

I've always wondered if they measure it in psi or another way.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"This is another pair of homophones (words that sound alike but are different in meaning, spelling, or both) that can be very confusing. Discreet implies the showing of reserve and prudence in one’s behavior or speech. Discrete means something quite different: “distinct, separate, unrelated.”"

I thought the spelling was interchangeable.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I'll fill this in later - then they never do.

Professional - aren't we all!

New to this - and they've been on a year!

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"New to this - and they've been on a year!"

Some people need a run up to things. In some cases, quite a long run up.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Can't put pics up due to my job -Pretty much most people have one or have the need to be discreet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profiles that mention how full their balls are.

I've always wondered if they measure it in psi or another way."

Mouthfuls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat him/her/them with respect or you'll have me/us to deal with

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Are we on Veris now too...because I love a cringeworthy veri.

The reason I don't display mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what sentences on a profile make you cringe?

just having a scroll through 'who's looked at me' and thinking 'thank god for filters'

I'll start with 'I know my way around a woman's body' usually on a young persons profile

Lmaooo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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If you want to know more just ask- no can't be bothered

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"New to this - and they've been on a year!

Some people need a run up to things. In some cases, quite a long run up."

Several marathons by the look of it! Some people have had several profiles in a year.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

'Can breathe through my ears'

so presumeably they are talking out of their arse.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm a 29 year old male and I am new to this so please be gentle,"

And his profile shows him as 36 now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a heavy cummer"

So fucking what

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Is there are certain number of m's that is acceptable?

Say 4?

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm a 29 year old male and I am new to this so please be gentle,"

And his profile shows him as 36 now."

Or 56.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

""I'm a heavy cummer"

So fucking what"

Maybe they expect us to provide the tissues?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

""I'm a 29 year old male and I am new to this so please be gentle,"

And his profile shows him as 36 now.

Or 56.

I didn't think Fab was that old

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Will fill in later, anyfink you wanna no just ask".

First post in forum "How hard is to get a meet round here?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more likely to

than cringe, normally at the ones that think they're completely amazing... "I won't disappoint", "I can fuck for hours", "Im the best on Fab", "you'll be stupid not to meet me" etc... I just

and move on.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I don't bite,unless asked

Miss

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

No avatar

Just joined

'Message me ladies if you are interested'

More chance getting 6 numbers on Lotto

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Any offers?, really gets my goat too.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything with 'vanilla' in it. It seems like just because they're on fab it automatically means the rest of the world is having shitty boring sex and they're the kinkiest fuckers alive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New to this - and they've been on a year!

Some people need a run up to things. In some cases, quite a long run up."

In some cases they back up that far they fall off the edge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No gay/bi guys

Normally stated by "Straight" guys on their profiles who have no concept of advertising they are looking for TV/TS/A cock in a frock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm a heavy cummer"

So fucking what"

And the opposite, "heavy cummer wanted/preferred"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phrase "cringetastic"

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything with 'vanilla' in it. It seems like just because they're on fab it automatically means the rest of the world is having shitty boring sex and they're the kinkiest fuckers alive "

My sex life was much more interesting before I joined Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything with 'vanilla' in it. It seems like just because they're on fab it automatically means the rest of the world is having shitty boring sex and they're the kinkiest fuckers alive

My sex life was much more interesting before I joined Fab. "

Those "when did you last have sex" threads are pretty illuminating. Lots here having no sex at all it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noted. Several sins in mine.

*amends profile...*

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

'feeling frisky' just makes me cringe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Hit me up - no, just hit them.

Jog on is foul.

Never any complaints - when the partners are running away and won't ever communicate again.

God's gift, described in many ways - they're not.

Anything offered for hours sounds tedious

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Lots of naked women on a single guy's profile.

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"I can lick pussy for hours. What you're actually saying is that you're a shit fuck.

Exactly and probably not that good at oral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phrase "cringetastic"

*shudders*"

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Will fill in later

Can lick for hours

Mmmmm

Some local status updates

Discrete

Can't put pics up because of my job

Looking for 18-99 yr olds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything with 'vanilla' in it. It seems like just because they're on fab it automatically means the rest of the world is having shitty boring sex and they're the kinkiest fuckers alive "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when guys say can lick for hours

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By *ecretgamesMan over a year ago

the moon

"Straight"

Gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll fill this in later - then they never do.

Professional - aren't we all!

New to this - and they've been on a year!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quality not quantity

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Anything that refers to 50 shades ,ie mr Grey ,shudder.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been here before so I know how it works

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Genuine people only,as if fakes are gonna say best not message them.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been here before so I know how it works

and the time wasters and fakes ruined it for me..

que..

shitty daily updated status's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you are riding the sites bikes I wont be interested

my response..fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there is a regular one, he was bi-curious,then straight...though he has a stunning 'partner'(pics look great of 'her')..though on every profile,and on a daily basis..he needs his cock sucked..of course the other halfs rarely ever mentioned...

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By *alacious RedWoman over a year ago

croydon

"If you want to know more just ask- no can't be bothered "

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

Not only is this truly shit as a profile, they don't even bother to put a full stop on the end of it either. They can't even be arsed to press the full stop key! And they end up getting more messages in a day than I've had in the last two years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

Fussy arse!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

erm..its an auto-generated text I believe...blame fab for making it easy for new people to join lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"when guys say can lick for hours

Kinda makes me think they are one trick ponies

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likeminded....don't know why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankyou for the insight this thread has given us op.

Profile has been tweaked accordingly

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By *MaleMan over a year ago

Females with their 'any males free to restore my faith in males' profile status rants/updates.

Like it's fault of decent males those fems seem to go for hassle & trouble males first & foremost lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucks for England , guaranteed to make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what sentences on a profile make you cringe?

just having a scroll through 'who's looked at me' and thinking 'thank god for filters'

I'll start with 'I know my way around a woman's body' usually on a young persons profile

Haha I know my way round the kitchen

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

""Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

erm..its an auto-generated text I believe...blame fab for making it easy for new people to join lol"

Either way, I still can't believe someone would be happy to have that as their profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv not yet seen anything written that's made me think cringe, but I shall keep you posted if I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything to do with 'oral for hours.'

Fuck off, mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Passion wagon. I mean,come on people,who says that in the 21st Century?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours. What you're actually saying is that you're a shit fuck.

That's what I think too!

I'm not partial to the "I don't bite" tag line. See it loads on here.

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Anything to do with 'oral for hours.'

Fuck off, mate."

You don't like the alphabet being traced on your clit hundreds of times? Women are so fussy!

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Ask me anything. No, it's not bloody question time tell me something about you!

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Ask me anything. No, it's not bloody question time tell me something about you!"

Message them with a particularly difficult question about world politics and a youtube link to the Countdown tune.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mail my dom for permission...

another fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And whats this "im now owned" all about

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I detest 'to die for'

Mmmmmm

He he he

What about hahaha???

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Ask me anything. No, it's not bloody question time tell me something about you!

Message them with a particularly difficult question about world politics and a youtube link to the Countdown tune."

Highly tempting

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lots of naked women on a single guy's profile."

ANY naked women or parts thereof on a single guy's profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always hated the term 'fems'.

The 'I've got a mate I can bring too'.

Ask if you want to know anything

Give me a chance

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By *reakShow90Man over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

White knights

Yes we know your a nice guy and that's fine but don't bull shit us you are been nice to get a Fuck at lest us pervs don't hide the fact lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hi I'm a woman looking for men"

erm..its an auto-generated text I believe...blame fab for making it easy for new people to join lol

Either way, I still can't believe someone would be happy to have that as their profile

"
here here i agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when the profile states new to this - and over a year later says the same and no friends or verifications-

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Excessive use of the word lol - glad you find yourself funny darlin'

I'm not here to talk - because with multiple cock shots you'll get laid instantly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can lick for pussy for hours (then you're clearly doing it wrong)

Breath through my ears (a physical impossibility)

No glove no love (well duh)

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

What an awful lot of grumpy bums you lot were last night. Was it a wednesday thing?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I forgot one,also used on staus updates, does anyone meet on here?.

Miss

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

I can make anyone squirt

.......that's an instant block because that's all they're Interested in doing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"White knights

Yes we know your a nice guy and that's fine but don't bull shit us you are been nice to get a Fuck at lest us pervs don't hide the fact lol

White knights on profiles? Think you got the wrong end of the stick ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thankyou for the insight this thread has given us op.

Profile has been tweaked accordingly

Was it that bad? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!"

Why?

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

""I'm a heavy cummer"

So fucking what"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!

Why?

"
i dont get that myself either?????

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

[Removed by poster at 08/09/16 10:54:19]

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!

Why?

i dont get that myself either?????"

When a profile states they want discreet fun it screams cheater and drama, but it's even worse when they spell it wrong I.e discrete

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Genuine ! So hate this on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what sentences on a profile make you cringe?

just having a scroll through 'who's looked at me' and thinking 'thank god for filters'

I'll start with 'I know my way around a woman's body' usually on a young persons profile

Ha! I got an E in GCSE Biology so I wouldn't have a clue knowing my way around your body! But I'd happily learn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!! "
I m off cant find my tin hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lick pussy for hours. What you're actually saying is that you're a shit fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just hate the ranty, stuck up ones.

Oh I seen this one once 'fat chicks need not apply, I have standards' - may I add that all his pics were of a tiny willy surrounded by a bush of pubes which was twice as long. I mean each to their own but..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just hate the ranty, stuck up ones.

"
yuk he wont be getting much action

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I just hate the ranty, stuck up ones.

Vom ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Single and ready to mingle'

Why? Just WHY?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been here before and met loads of great people"from a four week old profile whining on the forums about not getting meets and asking for profile advice. Seriously chum, if you had loads of great meets last time, replicate what you did then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

References to popcorn

Can lick faj for years

Good at it "so im told"

Verifications from cam saying can't wait to meet him "never to be seen again"

You're gorgeous babe when only picture is a leg, or one boob down by the knees.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've been here before and met loads of great people"from a four week old profile whining on the forums about not getting meets and asking for profile advice. Seriously chum, if you had loads of great meets last time, replicate what you did then.

Iv noticed this a lot

Did make me wonder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!! "

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....user no longer on site ....nuff said. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people describing themselves as sexy TV's saying they are "convincing" when its obvious their not,tbh anything like that makes me cringe.

it for others to decide if yer this that or whatever

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ask me anything. No, it's not bloody question time tell me something about you!

Message them with a particularly difficult question about world politics and a youtube link to the Countdown tune."

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything to do with sydney university. Just makes me think theyre a little on the dim side.

Oi! I have a Sydney paragraph

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Lots of naked women on a single guy's profile.

ANY naked women or parts thereof on a single guy's profile!

True

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

Check out the person saying it though

quite a few cringeworthy boxes ticked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

Check out the person saying it though

quite a few cringeworthy boxes ticked

Oh yes I noticed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

Check out the person saying it though

quite a few cringeworthy boxes ticked

Oh yes I noticed

Practically got the full set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely spelling and grammar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

Check out the person saying it though

quite a few cringeworthy boxes ticked

Oh yes I noticed

Practically got the full set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Single and ready to mingle'

Why? Just WHY?!

Oh no. I just saw a forum post with this as the first line. Sad times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use of the following - babe, love, darling, grl, pet. Urgh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women always seem to call me 'hun'.

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I want several guys to fill my pussy with Cum....

Really....??

Just hold that thought for one minute while I change this barge pole for the extra fucking long version!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Discreet spelt discrete......screams cheater!

Why?

i dont get that myself either?????

When a profile states they want discreet fun it screams cheater and drama, but it's even worse when they spell it wrong I.e discrete"

Oh. Understand now.

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By *anillanomoreCouple over a year ago

Chichester

Men take notice of what the majority of women on here are says. If you can give head for hours you are doing it wrong. It should be so intense that you can't take it for that long. If it gets to an hour I am falling asleep, sorry

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Pictures of morbidly obese people, this may be throwing a cat amongst the pigeons, however, these pics make me feel physically sick!!

Not sure pictures of morbidly obese people equates to a 'sentence on a profile which make you cringe?' Some people take any opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men take notice of what the majority of women on here are says. If you can give head for hours you are doing it wrong. It should be so intense that you can't take it for that long. If it gets to an hour I am falling asleep, sorry

If it gets to 15 mins I'm snoozing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use of the following - babe, love, darling, grl, pet. Urgh "

On a profile??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely spelling and grammar."

In a sentence? But what sentence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"....user no longer on site ....nuff said. Lol"

It's not a sentence on a profile though is it? Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Guaranteed to make you cum!'

Very well, except the only way I get off is by putting your balls in a vice and doing a big fat poo on your head!

Think that might be my retort from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Guaranteed to make you cum!'

Very well, except the only way I get off is by putting your balls in a vice and doing a big fat poo on your head!

Think that might be my retort from now on. "

Retort to a sentence on a profile? It's a bit drastic lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Guaranteed to make you cum!'

Very well, except the only way I get off is by putting your balls in a vice and doing a big fat poo on your head!

Think that might be my retort from now on.

Retort to a sentence on a profile? It's a bit drastic lol

Surely I'm not the only one who gets those messages? Time to get the Trades Description Act out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any sentence in any profile that contains 140 words.

I think I get more wound up by unpunctuated profiles than I do with bad spelling or their content.

Surely everyone knows where the full stop and comma is? Even if they don't know where it goes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moist ......

noooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock pics that show off cock rings with a small cock that makes me think hope for me yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock pics that show off cock rings with a small cock that makes me think hope for me yet

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