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over a year ago
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"For you maybe- I got two more sleeps! 
Morning PP 
Morning Red awwwww that's just not fair 
S'okay- will prob be in the sex swing in Chams! "
oh will it now |
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"For you maybe- I got two more sleeps!
Morning PP
Morning Red awwwww that's just not fair
S'okay- will prob be in the sex swing in Chams!
oh will it now"
She needs to get her sexy arse to the Attic 
Morning pp by the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For you maybe- I got two more sleeps!
Morning PP
Morning Red awwwww that's just not fair
S'okay- will prob be in the sex swing in Chams!
oh will it now
She needs to get her sexy arse to the Attic
Morning pp by the way "
Morning Ace  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one. 
Morning I see you have the hump "
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers."
Cheeky feckers is not the words I'd use, hope they didn't cause any damage. |
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers."
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Cheeky feckers is not the words I'd use, hope they didn't cause any damage."
Fortunately not, I disturbed him/them before any real damage could be done. Heard them trying to force the door and I got lights on quick smart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future "
That was my intention had he have gained entry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry"
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready "
Oh yes, armed with a tickling stick too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready
Oh yes, armed with a tickling stick too"
All joking aside. He didn't get in and you 2 are ok that's the main thing and you get a trip to BnQ later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready
Oh yes, armed with a tickling stick too
All joking aside. He didn't get in and you 2 are ok that's the main thing and you get a trip to BnQ later "
No, he didn't get in. All good here, thank you. Sleep may be difficult to come by for a few days but that'll be the worst of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready
Oh yes, armed with a tickling stick too
All joking aside. He didn't get in and you 2 are ok that's the main thing and you get a trip to BnQ later
No, he didn't get in. All good here, thank you. Sleep may be difficult to come by for a few days but that'll be the worst of it."
He'd have shit himself if he'd seen how big you were. |
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"Morning all
There should legally, be only one 4 o' clock allowed in the day and it ain't this one.
Morning I see you have the hump
Woken by some scrote trying to get in the house, the cheeky feckers.
Eh, you had an attempted burglary?
I know exactly what I would have done and hospital food would have been his staple diet for the foreseeable future
That was my intention had he have gained entry
Did you have the pink furry handcuffs ready
Oh yes, armed with a tickling stick too"
You could have told him a few Ken Dodd one liners |
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"Morning 
Morning lovely lady
Good morning Jawdee type lady xx
Morning Sarky type guy x x
Sarcasm is an artform
I'm a pretty shit painter though as it happens 
hmmm are you a good lover though? x x"
I'm sure you'll be finding out soon xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning
Morning lovely lady
Good morning Jawdee type lady xx
Morning Sarky type guy x x
Sarcasm is an artform
I'm a pretty shit painter though as it happens
hmmm are you a good lover though? x x
I'm sure you'll be finding out soon xx "
oh indeed i will and we will make very sweet music x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh look who I'm underneath!!!
Morning PP, morning all!
4 women with their butts out...there are worse ways to start your day eh PB"
I'm in heaven Minxy, kettles on |
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