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What's your favourite brand of peanuts?
Do you like peanut butter?
Are you insa- I mean, do you dislike peanuts in general?
Some facts about peanuts that were missing from your life but you can now finally know:
- The US has had two peanut farmers elected as Presidents: Thomas Jefferson and Jimmy Carter. Their nuts were obviously powerful.
- Peanuts are grown underground. This could mean they have many dark secrets.
- Consistency/texture preferences for peanut butter vary from place to place, and even from sex to sex - a very telling thing relating to a recent thread is that men prefer chunky, whilst women prefer creaminess.
- In case you missed it another thread, there are six cities in the US called Peanut.
- I'm bastardising these facts from a website called the National Peanut Board. If that's not weird enough, they include a link about peanuts being good luck for NASA. This link leads to a non-existent page. Is this a peanut conspiracy? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry. |
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"I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry."
If it wasn't coated in chocolate or stuff, would you still like it as much? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry.
If it wasn't coated in chocolate or stuff, would you still like it as much?"
Yep. I have been known to eat the odd spoon naked. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I can't find a Fab friendly link for the stuff on peanut butter helping weight loss. It helps you feel fuller for longer.
I had Whole Earth crunchy organic peanut butter on toast for breakfast today.
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Serious peanuts envy
See that bag in my profile pic? I'm waggling it seductively at you. Because who isn't seduced by a foil pack of KP's finest being jiggled at them?  "
I don't think I am but it's not something I have experienced.
It would probably be down to who did the jiggling |
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"I can't find a Fab friendly link for the stuff on peanut butter helping weight loss. It helps you feel fuller for longer.
I had Whole Earth crunchy organic peanut butter on toast for breakfast today.
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Ooh, that's interesting. Does it take longer to digest or something? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can't find a Fab friendly link for the stuff on peanut butter helping weight loss. It helps you feel fuller for longer.
I had Whole Earth crunchy organic peanut butter on toast for breakfast today.
Ooh, that's interesting. Does it take longer to digest or something?"
I think it just makes you feel fuller. It's high in protein.
I might need to eat more to experience weight loss. I'm not the best advert for this claim.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am meeting a certain young lady off here in a couple of weeks who seems to have an obsession with peanut butter, it's just as well I do too 
Her nipples are gonna be very messy  "
Crunchy or smooth... or, one of each?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've considered experimenting with other nut butters, like almond."
I like almond butter but it is harder to spread. I also like cashew. Whole Earth do a 3 nut butter but I haven't tried it yet.
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
I like both crunchy ans smooth - I tend to buy it in those kilo pots, I think it's Whole Earth stuff. I'm bulking at the moment and it's caloerie-tastic, and thus helping me to gain weight. |
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over a year ago
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"I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry."
Have they discontinued it? I looked for a while then gave up in horror/ disgust/ heartbreak.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
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It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Serious peanuts envy
See that bag in my profile pic? I'm waggling it seductively at you. Because who isn't seduced by a foil pack of KP's finest being jiggled at them? "
I perved your bag on another thread.
I need a massive jar of crunchy peanut butter and a spoon. |
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"I can't find a Fab friendly link for the stuff on peanut butter helping weight loss. It helps you feel fuller for longer.
I had Whole Earth crunchy organic peanut butter on toast for breakfast today.
Ooh, that's interesting. Does it take longer to digest or something?
I think it just makes you feel fuller. It's high in protein.
I might need to eat more to experience weight loss. I'm not the best advert for this claim. "
Well eat more of it, damnit! Enquiring minds wish to know |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth "
I don't do the gym thing so maybe I should give up my peanut butter.
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"I am meeting a certain young lady off here in a couple of weeks who seems to have an obsession with peanut butter, it's just as well I do too
Her nipples are gonna be very messy
Crunchy or smooth... or, one of each?
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One for each, then some Lyle's Golden Syrup and a banana for down below  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry.
Have they discontinued it? I looked for a while then gave up in horror/ disgust/ heartbreak. "
I have heard rumours it is still available in small cinema tubs and in Ben and Jerry's actual stores. But I have yet to confirm such rumours. I share your horror/disgust/heartbreak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
I don't do the gym thing so maybe I should give up my peanut butter.
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Hell no. Take advantage of the healthy fats |
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"I don't do the gym thing so maybe I should give up my peanut butter.
Once I have my op I will be back to the gym so can buy a big pot of Peanut butter.
But I can only eat it with jam "
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth "
Don't you find it claggy? |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense "
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter "
Fluffernutter? Is that what the Germans call a fluffer on the set of a porn film? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
Don't you find it claggy?"
Sometimes. It depends on the peanut butter.
I forgot to mention I dip bananas in peanut butter also. Perfect pre gym snack |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really like peanut butter. Generally. Coated in chocolate. In stuff. In the form of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup, the king of all ice creams now Cherry Garcia isn't readily available. Sorry.
Have they discontinued it? I looked for a while then gave up in horror/ disgust/ heartbreak.
I have heard rumours it is still available in small cinema tubs and in Ben and Jerry's actual stores. But I have yet to confirm such rumours. I share your horror/disgust/heartbreak."
I'll look out for it the next time I go to the cinema, thanks. |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter
Fluffernutter? Is that what the Germans call a fluffer on the set of a porn film?"
I don't know, never been on the set of a German porn film |
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
Don't you find it claggy?
Sometimes. It depends on the peanut butter.
I forgot to mention I dip bananas in peanut butter also. Perfect pre gym snack "
I tend to have peanuts and a banana as accompaniment to my lunch. Peanut butter, though... no. Just no. I admire your ingenuity, though. That's quite brilliant  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
Don't you find it claggy?
Sometimes. It depends on the peanut butter.
I forgot to mention I dip bananas in peanut butter also. Perfect pre gym snack "
Hard gainer?
I have to eat it sparingly. |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter
Fluffernutter? Is that what the Germans call a fluffer on the set of a porn film?
I don't know, never been on the set of a German porn film "
My spies are obviously not very well trained. I'll have a word with them... |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter
Fluffernutter? Is that what the Germans call a fluffer on the set of a porn film?
I don't know, never been on the set of a German porn film
My spies are obviously not very well trained. I'll have a word with them..."
Yes do, I've even been spotting the ones who follow me  |
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"But I can only eat it with jam
This puts you one step ahead of the Americans and their "jelly" nonsense
I only called it jam because we're in England. I grew up on peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter
Fluffernutter? Is that what the Germans call a fluffer on the set of a porn film?
I don't know, never been on the set of a German porn film
My spies are obviously not very well trained. I'll have a word with them...
Yes do, I've even been spotting the ones who follow me "
Oh, that's just me being shy. |
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"My spies are obviously not very well trained. I'll have a word with them...
Yes do, I've even been spotting the ones who follow me
Oh, that's just me being shy."
I'll point you out next time it happens |
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"Now I'm confused.
Someone on this thread said peanut butter is good for weight loss and others say it helps them bulk up.
Can it do both it am i just being a bit thick?
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I'm guessing for bulking eat tons of it and for slimming eat small amounts of it instead of sugary crap? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Now I'm confused.
Someone on this thread said peanut butter is good for weight loss and others say it helps them bulk up.
Can it do both it am i just being a bit thick?
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The quantities are different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I'm confused.
Someone on this thread said peanut butter is good for weight loss and others say it helps them bulk up.
Can it do both it am i just being a bit thick?
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As part of a balanced diet it will help lose weight because the body.
Web md says.
Small fat cells produce a "good guy" hormone called adiponectin, which makes the liver and muscles sensitive to the hormone insulin, in the process making us less susceptible to diabetes and heart disease.
When people become fat, the production of adiponectin slows down or shuts down, setting them up for disease, according to Fried and others.
Not if you eat 2kgs a week though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
Don't you find it claggy?
Sometimes. It depends on the peanut butter.
I forgot to mention I dip bananas in peanut butter also. Perfect pre gym snack
Hard gainer?
I have to eat it sparingly. "
How could you tell |
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"Peanut butter is my life. I go through about 2kgs of it a week
That would take me a year.
It's a big part of my diet for the gym. It goes in my shakes. On my toast. Or generally off the spoon and into my mouth
Don't you find it claggy?
Sometimes. It depends on the peanut butter.
I forgot to mention I dip bananas in peanut butter also. Perfect pre gym snack "
Wholemeal wrap peanut butter banana = perfect breakfast
Make sure you get the good one though emeighout Palm oil or other nasties X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peanut butter.
The food of Satan.
Even the smell makes me want to barf.
Nuts, of most varieties however, nom nom nom nom. Not too many as I'm slightly allergic and they make the inside of my mouth and my tongue swell up if I have more than just a couple. |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"I was partial to them as well but not had one for years now. The chocolate will be crap won't it?
Anyone interested in peanut butter and chocolate should head over to PInterest "
 don't do it .. Do not click on Pinterest ,.. You will be sucked into a time warp ,, in your head it is I'll feel like minutes when in actuality, hours even days will have passed .
You will emerge blinking in the light, aware that something has changed , but you just can't figure it out
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"I was partial to them as well but not had one for years now. The chocolate will be crap won't it?
Anyone interested in peanut butter and chocolate should head over to PInterest
don't do it .. Do not click on Pinterest ,.. You will be sucked into a time warp ,, in your head it is I'll feel like minutes when in actuality, hours even days will have passed .
You will emerge blinking in the light, aware that something has changed , but you just can't figure it out
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True dat  |
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"Anyone interested in peanut butter and chocolate should head over to PInterest
don't do it .. Do not click on Pinterest ,.. You will be sucked into a time warp ,, in your head it is I'll feel like minutes when in actuality, hours even days will have passed .
You will emerge blinking in the light, aware that something has changed , but you just can't figure it out
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I wasn't going to tell them that |
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Did you know peanuts are not nuts though?
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Sensations sweet chili peanuts though 