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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think they would also be a pretty good indicator of who's next up for natural selection in some cases too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yup I'm a deep, and its not always about getting into a deep moist pie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Where's my fucking guitar cake?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They totally are!

I have a great memory when it comes to random shite, serves me well on here at times

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah they are, the little notes on a profile come in handy as well...

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes From ooh you sound nice, through, hmmm I don't quite agree but it's an intersting point, to shit I don't even want to be in the same city as you!

Good filter, profile notes come in handy too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, not many people seem impressed by...

~### PARTY COCK™ ###~

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

Where's my fucking guitar cake?????

You are so polite! How could a complete stranger possibly resist spending 10 hours plus on a cake for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I forget to make notes and then forget when I have as well!

So I _iew a profile and notice the little notes icon and surprise myself with the notes, sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forums are a great filter"

That's presuming people would want to meet you in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

Where's my fucking guitar cake?????

You are so polite! How could a complete stranger possibly resist spending 10 hours plus on a cake for you!"

Tee hee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""The forums are a great filter"

That's presuming people would want to meet you in the first place

I suppose a fuck is out of the question then!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I forget to make notes and then forget when I have as well!

So I _iew a profile and notice the little notes icon and surprise myself with the notes, sometimes!!"

I came across a few at the weekend like that where I had been unusually succinct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""The forums are a great filter"

That's presuming people would want to meet you in the first place

I always presume people don't want to meet me. Anything else is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""The forums are a great filter"

That's presuming people would want to meet you in the first place

I always presume people don't want to meet me. Anything else is a bonus

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

And yes, it's just an indicator of who I'd get along with tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is but there isn't many people from the forums I'd meet any way so it makes no difference to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, not many people seem impressed by...

~### PARTY COCK™ ###~ "

Brilliant - 10/10 for originality

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I can't think of any posters that I dislike, some are just not for me, or me them because of their preferences, their behaviour or how they participate in a group like mentality. They use the forum & site differently from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

yeah I agree there's some right c..ts on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

yeah I agree there's some right c..ts on here lol"

With shaved heads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

Lmao you blocked me haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, not many people seem impressed by...

~### PARTY COCK™ ###~ "

That's because it's fucking weird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

yeah I agree there's some right c..ts on here lol

With shaved heads?"

I have an army haircut is what my mates say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

yeah I agree there's some right c..ts on here lol

With shaved heads?"

hey I have a shaved head not all of us are bad ...well maybe a little but in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

If someone blocks me for expressing an opinion on the forum that's fine.

If someone blocks me for dropping the C bomb on them that's deserved.

I've blocked people for being bullies, arrogant, ignorant and twatty.

I expect others have _iewed me the same way and blocked me too.

Its OK either way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Define forum clique?

A regular poster?

Someone who arse kicks everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

The clique, you say? Who's in that then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Define forum clique?

A regular poster?

Someone who arse kicks everyone?"

Licks. Hahahha my bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah they are, the little notes on a profile come in handy as well...

Being a complete twunt seems to come naturally to some people so no need for any notes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont use the forums for meet meets(although that has been a nice surprise at times) which is probably a good thing really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

The clique, you say? Who's in that then?

Not me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Define forum clique?

A regular poster?

Someone who arse kicks everyone?"

Arse kicks or arse kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That there halo be held up by horns!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Define forum clique?

A regular poster?

Someone who arse kicks everyone?

Licks. Hahahha my bad "

Ah you've answered my question.

Mind you I kinda like arse kicks....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has this got something to do with my, make your own porno thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Define forum clique?

A regular poster?

Someone who arse kicks everyone?

Arse kicks or arse kiss?"

I meant licks. But kiss works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going for popcorn

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Forums are handy to break the ice to contact some people. And keep our distance from others

MrsSB

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Blocked many a forumite for their _iews being so extremely different to mine. That said it also depends how something is conveyed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a wonderful filter!! And ice breaker too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have determined a few that I would never meet from the forums but I don't feel any need to block them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forums are handy to break the ice to contact some people. And keep our distance from others

MrsSB

Snap!! I just said the same

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Forums are handy to break the ice to contact some people. And keep our distance from others

MrsSB

Snap!! I just said the same

We are just awesome,aren't we estella?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah they are, the little notes on a profile come in handy as well...

Being a complete twunt seems to come naturally to some people so no need for any notes

And here's me thinking you hadn't even noticed me....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!"

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forums are handy to break the ice to contact some people. And keep our distance from others

MrsSB

Snap!! I just said the same

We are just awesome,aren't we estella?

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

Ive been blocked by a few, not sure why, not sure I even care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times.... "

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to converse it's fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Chode. Chode. Chode?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Forums are handy to break the ice to contact some people. And keep our distance from others

MrsSB

Snap!! I just said the same

We are just awesome,aren't we estella?

Yes!!

Pass the bucket....

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Jesus! Do people really get that worked up by comments made by nonentities they'll never, ever meet that they waste precious shagging time making notes?!!

Unsavory, asinine, racist, homophobic etc commentators are blocked and forgotten. Enough time wasted even blocking them...but as always, each to their own.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Think they would also be a pretty good indicator of who's next up for natural selection in some cases too lol "

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"Jesus! Do people really get that worked up by comments made by nonentities they'll never, ever meet that they waste precious shagging time making notes?!!

Unsavory, asinine, racist, homophobic etc commentators are blocked and forgotten. Enough time wasted even blocking them...but as always, each to their own.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah they are, the little notes on a profile come in handy as well...

we use that as my memory isnt that hot

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I just thinks it's a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I would say to your face what I say on here . I have to be true to myself in my _iews.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes i totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

Meeeeee

Hello you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost most of my friends list (mostly from the forum) after going through a health scare a month or so back and going ofeline for a monto.. Although I am still having tests and I dread the results; I understand now how transient it all is and have adjusted accordingly.

I don't blame people for unfriending me at all; that's the way life is, and on fab you roll with those punches...

On a more positive note Amazon are releasing a box set "the internal workings of Pauly90" as I have had cameras put just about everywhere... I may get some royalties...every cloud

This was TMI... ... oops, Greater reduction in friends list incoming!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

Meeeeee

Hello you x "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Absofuckinlutely, the best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Nope, don't agree. They may filter a couple of internet nobodies, but there are over 28000 profiles on here, so there's a fairly comprehensive choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life. "

Really? This is exactly what I'm like in real life, I couldn't be arsed inventing a persona

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!"

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard* "

Close the door- after 3 we'll shout.

Are you ready 1....2....3...

Ccccccccccccc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok so what have I learnt today on the forums

The delectable Miss Honey is on a wank abstinence despite us all tempting her .

delicious Harlot and I really like Springsteen.

Tosh and PP are the go to men for a good morning thread

The gorgeous Mrs SB loves a happy let's duck thread . And she is just a wonderful chum

Tess is just Tess and she so knows I want to rip her clothes off and do bad things to her.

Pereira Von Tease as well as being sweet sassy and sexy knows a lot of songs you can change the word flange too

Ha ha any bits I have missed i am sorry

Taff

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

I don't use the forums to look for meets. Good job really as I've managed to get us blocked by a fair few.

They obviously thought I was 'different', that or a complete twat. I'll survive, just!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life. "

It's not just that though.

I've seen people block people who don't share the same politics.

What the heck's that got to do with anything?

I'm assume people want to meet because they're attracted to one another enough to think about fucking.

I'd like to think they're not meeting because theyll get a party political broadcast campaign.

Although there's a few here that probably would......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

I think...

~### PARTY COCK™ ###~

may have the same effect for me

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't block. ......I just observe, remember, compare. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah they are, the little notes on a profile come in handy as well...

Being a complete twunt seems to come naturally to some people so no need for any notes

And here's me thinking you hadn't even noticed me....

Oh I don't mean you're a twunt, it was a general observation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard*

Close the door- after 3 we'll shout.

Are you ready 1....2....3...

Ccccccccccccc"

COCKWOMBLE!!!!..... oh... I think we have ourselves a misunderstanding of our C words Miss Honey

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

I think...

~### PARTY COCK™ ###~

may have the same effect for me

Just being me seems to do the trick. Minge or no minge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh ps

I fancy Almost an Angel to the point of distraction

Legeia is just delish

And Suzy is just one of the best pals a chap could have

So guys let's not get hung up on who said what today

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard*

Close the door- after 3 we'll shout.

Are you ready 1....2....3...

Ccccccccccccc

COCKWOMBLE!!!!..... oh... I think we have ourselves a misunderstanding of our C words Miss Honey

CUSTARD....no?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did i miss something today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

Where's my fucking guitar cake?????

Just uploaded a pic of one I prepared earlier... (I'm holding a photo - that's not a really tiny cake - lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On a few occasions ppl that dont agree with what ive said have taken it upon themselves to vent there disapproval throu pm. So I tend to block persistent sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did i miss something today?"

Half the site fighting. The other half wondering what the hell was going on.

That's the gist I got earlier on about 3 threads..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

I've had a bath n a kip.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the fact that you use the forum is filter enough in my book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard*

Close the door- after 3 we'll shout.

Are you ready 1....2....3...

Ccccccccccccc

COCKWOMBLE!!!!..... oh... I think we have ourselves a misunderstanding of our C words Miss Honey

CUSTARD....no?"

Mmmm... custard... nope! Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

I've had a bath n a kip.

xxx"

Hello you x how was your day

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I have enjoyed it today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have enjoyed it today.

Damn....seems i always miss the good shit when I'm at work...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Did i miss something today?

Half the site fighting. The other half wondering what the hell was going on.

That's the gist I got earlier on about 3 threads..

"
thanks, i must of missed it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taaaaaaaaaaaffffffffffffffffff what about me????!!!!!!!!

*falls on floor wailing*

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life. "

I suppose to people who play their lives at on here all this shit matters.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I've been getting blocked a lot lately by forum regulars so I must be doing something right

A block from the clique is worth two from ordinary members .

Uh oh dont mention the C word!

Oh no thats bad, you in trouble now

Whatever you do, don't look in a mirror and say the C word three times....

Which one?

Hehehe! Well, you would look like someone full of seething self loathing if you drop the almighty C bomb whilst looking in a mirror

The C that shall not be named is an altogether different beast... It can call down the wrath other vengeful mods that sit on high and make whole threads disappear!!!

I'm sure you said you would behave! Quick, come and hide in my stationary cupboard. we can shout both and no-one will hear us!

Doh! I did tell you I wasn't good at doing what I'm told! Even when I'm telling myself to be good!!

*follows in to cupboard*

Close the door- after 3 we'll shout.

Are you ready 1....2....3...

Ccccccccccccc

COCKWOMBLE!!!!..... oh... I think we have ourselves a misunderstanding of our C words Miss Honey

CUSTARD....no?

Mmmm... custard... nope! Nothing wrong with that

Oh- clllllliiiiiii

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By *entle giraffeMan over a year ago

Minehead

Sounds like there's quite a bit of catching up reading to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

I've had a bath n a kip.

xxx

Hello you x how was your day

Good! In fact very good

how was yours? Xxx

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By *rotiquexxxMan over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Best bet is to stay out of angry threads. Only explosions should be orgasms.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Sounds like there's quite a bit of catching up reading to do

"
go read for me please as i cant be bothered and report back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like there's quite a bit of catching up reading to do

go read for me please as i cant be bothered and report back

Ditto I've been in a drug induced coma but be quick cos once I've finished these jelly beans im going back to my comfy bed. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/16 21:11:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for a lovely cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for a lovely cup of tea?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well here's how we see it .

Yes we've been blocked by a few regular forumites , and certainly aren't in the least bit bothered by that .

We've blocked a few too , whether that bothers the recipient of the block or not doesn't bother us at all .

And why is this ?

Simply because the forums are only used by less than 1% of the site . And the percentage of those on the forums who quite clearly never meet whittles it down even further . So why would we - a couple who are on fab to meet up and share sexual fun with others - be bothered if a tiny percentage of the site block us , or decide they don't want to meet us ?

The forum is a way to while away a bit if spare time , to enjoy the comedy gold , to realise the different ways people perceive swinging , to have a laugh and to occasionally enter a debate which may attract our interest .

I recall we have met a grand total of two people in over five years directly from being in the forum .

Newbies looking to meet on fab may like to bear that in mind . Especially when asking for advice on what they are doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lost most of my friends list (mostly from the forum) after going through a health scare a month or so back and going ofeline for a monto.. Although I am still having tests and I dread the results; I understand now how transient it all is and have adjusted accordingly.

I don't blame people for unfriending me at all; that's the way life is, and on fab you roll with those punches...

On a more positive note Amazon are releasing a box set "the internal workings of Pauly90" as I have had cameras put just about everywhere... I may get some royalties...every cloud

This was TMI... ... oops, Greater reduction in friends list incoming!!

Was it a BBC film crew?

( I just Had to!

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

I've had a bath n a kip.

xxx

Hello you x how was your day

Good! In fact very good

how was yours? Xxx"

Splendid thanks

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

I like the forums, they give me escape and open a window....well, sometimes just a crack into other people's life...its humbling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello chums ,,(strolling in taking of his jacket and popping on the kettle)

So.what have I missed

I've had a bath n a kip.

xxx

Hello you x how was your day

Good! In fact very good

how was yours? Xxx

Splendid thanks

Good xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now where was I ,, oh yes

Estella my little great expectation x

How could I miss you out as I want to do very naughty Victorian style thingies' ,, what ever that means

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

just this evening ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

Oh I like this side to you Taff

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Oh, I dunno. I'm actually quite nice "in the flesh" as it were.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

Oh I like this side to you Taff

Why thank you

, now about that walk ad picnic ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

just this evening ?"

Ha ha well maybe I can be on other evenings too

Josh I feel such a carefree cad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

Oh I like this side to you Taff

Why thank you

, now about that walk ad picnic ?

Yes....

I've a feeling not much food will be eaten....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I dunno. I'm actually quite nice "in the flesh" as it were. "

Yes, I just peeked at your pictures

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"I have enjoyed it today.

Damn....seems i always miss the good shit when I'm at work..."

I've been here on and off all day & I still 'kin missed it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pps I am feeling rather flirtatious this evening so beware

I feel pretty , oh so pretty , so pretty and witty and gay

Don't you just live west side story

Oh I like this side to you Taff

Why thank you

, now about that walk ad picnic ?

Yes....

I've a feeling not much food will be eaten....

Oh I will bake some scrummy goodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, the amount of passive aggressive shit is great for ing the dross.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's an excellent filter for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, the amount of passive aggressive shit is great for ing the dross. "

Have I ever mentioned you do have the most attractive sparkle in your eyes ,, care to dance young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's an excellent filter for me

I do love your replies to most threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, the amount of passive aggressive shit is great for ing the dross.

Have I ever mentioned you do have the most attractive sparkle in your eyes ,, care to dance young lady

Ho fucking ho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, the amount of passive aggressive shit is great for ing the dross.

Have I ever mentioned you do have the most attractive sparkle in your eyes ,, care to dance young lady

Ho fucking ho"

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'm being geeky today.... its iphone 7 eve!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now where was I ,, oh yes

Estella my little great expectation x

How could I miss you out as I want to do very naughty Victorian style thingies' ,, what ever that means

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Oh, I dunno. I'm actually quite nice "in the flesh" as it were.

Yes, I just peeked at your pictures

Thanks very much!

However, I meant more that in "real life" I'm more...pleasant. I have quite a concise writing style and it can come across as very blunt. Also, I'm quite dry, and I'm not sure it translates as well into the written word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Yes, definitely agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I dunno. I'm actually quite nice "in the flesh" as it were.

Yes, I just peeked at your pictures

Thanks very much!

I knew what you meant.

Dry is good takes a lot to offend me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have enjoyed it today.

Damn....seems i always miss the good shit when I'm at work...

I've been here on and off all day & I still 'kin missed it!!

I don't feel so left out now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well here's how we see it .

Yes we've been blocked by a few regular forumites , and certainly aren't in the least bit bothered by that .

We've blocked a few too , whether that bothers the recipient of the block or not doesn't bother us at all .

And why is this ?

I recall we have met a grand total of two people in over five years directly from being in the forum .

Newbies looking to meet on fab may like to bear that in mind . Especially when asking for advice on what they are doing wrong

Well put, some people put a hell of a lot of importance in the forums, it's just somewhere for us to pass time and giggle at some of the nonsense, funny, ridiculous things written and on the odd occasion read something interesting and well written.

The forum is not the place to meet people, don't think we've met anyone who posts regularly from the forum, possibly because we can come across a little arrogant and know all, but who cares most on here don't meet so not really a loss to us xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have enjoyed it today.

Damn....seems i always miss the good shit when I'm at work...

I've been here on and off all day & I still 'kin missed it!!

I don't feel so left out now

Trust me you've missed sweet FA....

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Forum purge.....

Legs it...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't blame people for unfriending me at all; that's the way life is, and on fab you roll with those punches...

On a more positive note Amazon are releasing a box set "the internal workings of Pauly90" as I have had cameras put just about everywhere... I may get some royalties...every cloud

This was TMI... ... oops, Greater reduction in friends list incoming!!

Was it a BBC film crew?

( I just Had to!

Yes but I punched the producer... so now I am on amazon...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

I don't blame people for unfriending me at all; that's the way life is, and on fab you roll with those punches...

On a more positive note Amazon are releasing a box set "the internal workings of Pauly90" as I have had cameras put just about everywhere... I may get some royalties...every cloud

This was TMI... ... oops, Greater reduction in friends list incoming!!

Was it a BBC film crew?

( I just Had to!

)

Yes but I punched the producer... so now I am on amazon...

Get off me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!"

Which threads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

Which threads? "

There was a thread about custard vs cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't blame people for unfriending me at all; that's the way life is, and on fab you roll with those punches...

On a more positive note Amazon are releasing a box set "the internal workings of Pauly90" as I have had cameras put just about everywhere... I may get some royalties...every cloud

This was TMI... ... oops, Greater reduction in friends list incoming!!

Was it a BBC film crew?

( I just Had to!

)

Yes but I punched the producer... so now I am on amazon...

Get off me!

My sincere apologies I don't know what came over me

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

squish yourself next to my genrous over 14 bod here - if we can both fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

Wait for me....and my huge bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

Wait for me....and my huge bottom

oh i love a tight squeeze - xxx love to be touching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

Those types of threads says more about the people that complain about them yet still post on them.

The OP chucks a bomb and the sheeple snuffle after it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

Those types of threads says more about the people that complain about them yet still post on them.

The OP chucks a bomb and the sheeple snuffle after it."

Can be fun replying, fun is subjective too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

Wait for me....and my huge bottom

oh i love a tight squeeze - xxx love to be touching "

Squeezes in with you both. Mmmm flesh kisses!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

Those types of threads says more about the people that complain about them yet still post on them.

The OP chucks a bomb and the sheeple snuffle after it."

Haha.

Using a silly meme like "sheeple" is a very sheeple thing to do, dontcha think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

Those types of threads says more about the people that complain about them yet still post on them.

The OP chucks a bomb and the sheeple snuffle after it.

Can be fun replying, fun is subjective too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life.

Really? This is exactly what I'm like in real life, I couldn't be arsed inventing a persona"

same here as at home as at work - etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not really. Anyone who messages me to meet has to talk a long time before we meet. As not many men from my area use the forums it's highly unlikely they would message me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

Those types of threads says more about the people that complain about them yet still post on them.

The OP chucks a bomb and the sheeple snuffle after it.

Haha.

Using a silly meme like "sheeple" is a very sheeple thing to do, dontcha think?

I'm too lazy to think of a different word.

baaa

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"It's bizarre that anyone one thinks that any of this shit actually matters.

Or that what someone posts here reflects what they are like in real life. "

Ding ding ding!!

You've won the star prize!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, there is a current thread that is filtering someone from a lot of people's consciousness

*waddles and heaves my way over a size 12 body back from there* hullo!!

Wait for me....and my huge bottom

oh i love a tight squeeze - xxx love to be touching

Squeezes in with you both. Mmmm flesh kisses!

puckers up for some lippy kissses - whilst we are all in the same place be a shame to waste the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you agree?

Seen a few threads today that show lots of people that are very 'different' in their ways!

Which threads? "

Hahahahaha!

As. If.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's an excellent filter for me

I do love your replies to most threads

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I agree."

You're too easily lead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I agree.

You're too easily lead!"

Shhhh! He startles easily!! I was just getting him trained!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I agree.

You're too easily lead!

Shhhh! He startles easily!! I was just getting him trained!

Please don't corrupt the poor guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I agree.

You're too easily lead!

Shhhh! He startles easily!! I was just getting him trained!

Please don't corrupt the poor guy

Me?

(Ship...sailed...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have actually just filtered out someone I was going to message, he ruined it in 7 words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

7 words?

That much!

The offers I get at this time of night are usually irresistible too!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Awolnation - Sail

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIqecROs5M

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