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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clearly you need to up your game.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe the first two were so bad that he's trying to forget about those?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://youtu.be/Fy_JRGjc1To

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh golly gosh, that's a selective memory

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh golly gosh, that's a selective memory "

I know, right?!

Still, it was very good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

you mustnt be as good as you thought you where

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to play a song when your 'doing it'. People remember songs, and places they were and when they heard them.

Then next time when your in a 3 some, you press play and your friend will be like...' Oh yeh! We've done this before ain't we?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

noted...... meets with joe not memorable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bugger bet you're confused at which way to take it now

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You need to play a song when your 'doing it'. People remember songs, and places they were and when they heard them.

Then next time when your in a 3 some, you press play and your friend will be like...' Oh yeh! We've done this before ain't we?)

"

Careless, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable "

...unless it's your third time with him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clearly you need to up your game. "

Rolls. On. Floor. Laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him."

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory "

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves......... "

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more "

Hussy

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times. "

Ah yes, masterful recovery of ego there!!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy"

I'm on a roll

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Let's hope, he remembers this one for longer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joe your an inspiration! xxx

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times.

Ah yes, masterful recovery of ego there!! "

I was a bit surprised!

How could you forget...?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable "

Yeah...stuck from my Christmas card list

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Let's hope, he remembers this one for longer. "

I won't let him forget his memory lapse, certainly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that a threesome of iq points? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll "

And I'm very proud of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just what wanton acts of debauchery could cause someone to forget the first two occasions... and come back for thirds?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody show off. I can't seem to get laid at all let alone a 3 some!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just what wanton acts of debauchery could cause someone to forget the first two occasions... and come back for thirds?! "

Well, there was the final fling in my old flat in London (that was actually 4, although one didn't do much); there was the time we turned that cute Irishman over; and the time we went to a sauna.

And I'm supposed to be the sketchy one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just what wanton acts of debauchery could cause someone to forget the first two occasions... and come back for thirds?! "
must be strong stuff that date drug pmsl

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just what wanton acts of debauchery could cause someone to forget the first two occasions... and come back for thirds?!

Well, there was the final fling in my old flat in London (that was actually 4, although one didn't do much); there was the time we turned that cute Irishman over; and the time we went to a sauna.

And I'm supposed to be the sketchy one "

That was just the threesomes. There's been a lot more 1-2-1s

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times.

Ah yes, masterful recovery of ego there!!

I was a bit surprised!

How could you forget...?!

"

It must be as TT says - no other explanation will do!!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times.

Ah yes, masterful recovery of ego there!!

I was a bit surprised!

How could you forget...?!

It must be as TT says - no other explanation will do!! "

The first time was immense... We were going at it on and off for 19 hrs

He has skills beyond his appalling memory

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Joe, you're that good that he completely forgot about the other person those other times.

Ah yes, masterful recovery of ego there!!

I was a bit surprised!

How could you forget...?!

It must be as TT says - no other explanation will do!!

The first time was immense... We were going at it on and off for 19 hrs

He has skills beyond his appalling memory "

Hmm, early onset alzeimers then? Or a wind up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is he really old? May be he has senile dementia.

Or he could have a cracking SOH and was just winding you up

I've had a few 3sums and they are firmly embedded in my memory.

Poor you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

Memorable then lol

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Is he really old? May be he has senile dementia.

Or he could have a cracking SOH and was just winding you up

I've had a few 3sums and they are firmly embedded in my memory.

Poor you "

LMFAO... That's an going joke. He won't tell me how old he is. I think he's actually a vampire

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm giving him a rest

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

Shan times Joe, Shan times

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger

Shan times Joe, Shan times "

Shan times?

Eh?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

That's not good is it,suppose if he has a lot of sex he's entitled to forget the odd one or two occasions

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"That's not good is it,suppose if he has a lot of sex he's entitled to forget the odd one or two occasions"

He does agree that the sex is *very* good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's playing the sweet and innocent.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"He's playing the sweet and innocent."

He said he's not playing sweet and innocent, it's just that "he forgets they're 3sums because [I'm] at the helm."

Apparently

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By *rs DCouple  over a year ago

far


"Maybe the first two were so bad that he's trying to forget about those? "
naughty but god its funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll "

likes buses eh

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

likes buses eh"

Yes, I ride 'em all night long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

likes buses eh

Yes, I ride 'em all night long "

bliss

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

likes buses eh

Yes, I ride 'em all night long

bliss "

You have *no* idea!

It was obscene

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

likes buses eh

Yes, I ride 'em all night long

bliss

You have *no* idea!

It was obscene "

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

likes buses eh

Yes, I ride 'em all night long

bliss

You have *no* idea!

It was obscene

"

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By *uddlybear2015Man  over a year ago

BEDFORD


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll "

A pulled pork roll one assumes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That could be a compliment? It may have been that good it was almost like an outer body experience?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well it seems pretty obvious that he had such a fantastic experience he suffered from temporary memory loss

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

A pulled pork roll one assumes "

No, I've fucked all the fat off - nothing but muscles left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have it filmed next time.

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By *uddlybear2015Man  over a year ago

BEDFORD


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

A pulled pork roll one assumes

No, I've fucked all the fat off - nothing but muscles left "

Sounds a bit chewy

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have it filmed next time.

"

They were up for it but not my style.

I was the director of my own own movie last night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have it filmed next time.

They were up for it but not my style.

I was the director of my own own movie last night "

You cannot measure pleasure by one memory.

I just made that up.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"noted...... meets with joe not memorable

...unless it's your third time with him.

yes by which time we have to have a song to jog memory

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves.........

Fna, fna.

I've known him for 18 months or so.

He's currently sleeping off the night's excess while I'm thinking of another threesome...

That's 3 people in 2 days...

Always room for more

Hussy

I'm on a roll

A pulled pork roll one assumes

No, I've fucked all the fat off - nothing but muscles left

Sounds a bit chewy "

See profile for results

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?"

Do you care?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?"

You feeling alright? Not like you to care what other folk think!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?"

Yeah you may as well make use of him whilst he's there. I can't have sex at the mo so have one for me!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?

Do you care?"

*coGRANDSTANDINGffs*

'Scuse me, frog in my throat there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?

Do you care?

*coGRANDSTANDINGffs*

'Scuse me, frog in my throat there "

Any plumage preening going on there?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?

Do you care?

*coGRANDSTANDINGffs*

'Scuse me, frog in my throat there

Any plumage preening going on there? "

I've worn him out.

Pfft.

Not happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting horny again. Might have to fuck him (again).

What do people think?

Do you care?

*coGRANDSTANDINGffs*

'Scuse me, frog in my throat there

Any plumage preening going on there?

I've worn him out.

Pfft.

Not happy. "

I bet your not, not with that cough anyway.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll see if there's reinforcements available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

Maybe he can't use his big brain and his little brain at the same?

Either that or you've addled his brain with your debauchery!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger

Maybe he can't use his big brain and his little brain at the same?

Either that or you've addled his brain with your debauchery! "

That is the most sensible suggestions ALL thread

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available "

*flips through pile of sub bottoms and straight men who've PMd today*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available

*flips through pile of sub bottoms and straight men who've PMd today*"

*checks* 'last mailed four days ago'

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available

*flips through pile of sub bottoms and straight men who've PMd today*"

Well, that's gonna take you all evening! (Especially all those Fab-straight emales)

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available

*flips through pile of sub bottoms and straight men who've PMd today*

*checks* 'last mailed four days ago'

Phew. "

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available

*flips through pile of sub bottoms and straight men who've PMd today*

Well, that's gonna take you all evening! (Especially all those Fab-straight emales) "

There are quite a few - 90 profile views, 24 winks and 32 messages.

However, there's a fit 'straight' guy on the top of the pile within spitting distance.

*shouts through megaphone*

Come in FabStraight #94, your lucky day has come.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You still banging on

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You still banging on "

While there's life there's hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available "

Oh do stop rubbing it in, you're making me wish I had a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You still banging on

While there's life there's hope "

Can't argue with that

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'll see if there's reinforcements available

Oh do stop rubbing it in, you're making me wish I had a cock!"

It is like fishing with dynamite tbh

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By *aughty_amazonWoman  over a year ago

BRISTOL

Can't wait to see the veris u give

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't wait to see the veris u give "

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim

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By *aughty_amazonWoman  over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Can't wait to see the veris u give

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim "

Very willing victim here

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't wait to see the veris u give

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim

Very willing victim here "

How kind

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By *aughty_amazonWoman  over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Can't wait to see the veris u give

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim

Very willing victim here

How kind "

I promise not to fuck you with my strap on!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't wait to see the veris u give

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim

Very willing victim here

How kind

I promise not to fuck you with my strap on!"

Good!

Not my cuppa

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By *aughty_amazonWoman  over a year ago

BRISTOL


"Can't wait to see the veris u give

It's tricky finding someone close, fit and acceptable to both of us.

We've gone through 4 so far but have now found a willing victim

Very willing victim here

How kind

I promise not to fuck you with my strap on!

Good!

Not my cuppa "

I know, I remembered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

Maybe he remembers he did them but forgot he did them with you! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's playing the sweet and innocent.

He said he's not playing sweet and innocent, it's just that "he forgets they're 3sums because [I'm] at the helm."

Apparently "

Or,he's so engrossed in the other person he forgets you're there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe he was testing you to see if you remembered! (At least that's what I'd say if I'd forgot ha)

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

You just build me up...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You just build me up..."

...and knock me down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

"

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM"

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94..."

I actually didn't it was just what I could come up with on short notice.

I'll remember it though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94..."

A fellow loather of that song too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94..."

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger "

Does someone need a hug?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash."

I am. It's a bit red from over use but not sore

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...amused or annoyed!

So I had an excellent threesome last night with an old friend and a new one.

My old friend said it was FAB!!! and he'd never had a threesome before.

I pointed out that I've already had 3 threesomes with him already

Silly bugger

Does someone need a hug? "

Nahh, another shag will do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash.

I am. It's a bit red from over use but not sore "

Ice pack

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash.

I am. It's a bit red from over use but not sore

Ice pack "

Funnily enough I have got ice cubes for later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash.

I am. It's a bit red from over use but not sore

Ice pack

Funnily enough I have got ice cubes for later "

Where are they going I wonder

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You just build me up...

...and knock me down.

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM

Did you know I loathe that song?

I'm going to have a bath and get read for round 94...

Make sure you give your cock a proper wash.

I am. It's a bit red from over use but not sore

Ice pack

Funnily enough I have got ice cubes for later

Where are they going I wonder "

Always with a plan, me.

Organised

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck in progress.

Maybe I should set up a Twitter feed?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

He says this is surreal

I'd better stop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He says this is surreal

I'd better stop."

Yes, he's quite right too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has someone hijacked Joes account? Should we report this to admin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has someone hijacked Joes account? Should we report this to admin?

"

Hmmm.

I doubt it.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

All's well in Joedonia, I'm pleased to report. Pretty sure my a/c's fine, thank you for the concern.

I think, to be on the safe side, one more fuck and then I'll be on my way home.

It's been an most stimulating few days. My friend says it's been 'wonderful'.

Job's a good'un.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

And Pauly, I will listen to the tune you posted earlier when I return to my computer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Pauly, I will listen to the tune you posted earlier when I return to my computer."

Did the ice cubes come in handy in the end Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Pauly, I will listen to the tune you posted earlier when I return to my computer."

it's "our" tune Joe.... you have obviously forgotten...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"And Pauly, I will listen to the tune you posted earlier when I return to my computer.

it's "our" tune Joe.... you have obviously forgotten... "

Aww, bless you!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm sooo fucking knackered/knackered from fucking. But then, you should see the others &c &c...

Thanks to all who made it a memorable excursion.

Bath and some sleep is in order.

*doffs bowler and bows head*

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