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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again . 
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone. "
I don't usually post that often!! It got a bit hilariously addictive... Awaits forum ban |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Haha, sane one here, but not for much longer  "
I'm not suprised it's enough to drive anyonead just lately. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone. "
Some comedy gold just lately isn't there |
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By *onhorMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone.
I don't usually post that often!! It got a bit hilariously addictive... Awaits forum ban"
I thought you were just flirting. Is that not how it works? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone.
I don't usually post that often!! It got a bit hilariously addictive... Awaits forum ban"
Don't think you've saud anything that bad have you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone. "
i was on my way t bed - ive had a jam butty and a brew whilst all that was going on |
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By *onhorMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone out there tonight?
Just wondering as the luntics appear to have taken over the asylum again .
Yes but I shouldn't be. Just couldn't leave that thread alone.
i was on my way t bed - ive had a jam butty and a brew whilst all that was going on "
Hot milk is now required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do i count?
1 to 10 backwards? 
You still coming to Alton on Saturday  "
fingers crossed - yes - i have a voucher doodar im hoping to use to halve the cost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx"
Another angry yound man thread is ongoing I believe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do i count?
1 to 10 backwards?
You still coming to Alton on Saturday
fingers crossed - yes - i have a voucher doodar im hoping to use to halve the cost "
Nice one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed  "
Left ear is best for me tbh |
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh  you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then  "
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her "
Oh do you now....nice one |
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh"
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself "
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive |
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By *onhorMan
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive "
Like a bionic ear? |
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one "
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive
Like a bionic ear?"
No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Another angry yound man thread is ongoing I believe."
Fabtastic xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though "
Does she come with subtitles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Maybe just go and say 'hi'. "
I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. .....  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Another angry yound man thread is ongoing I believe.
Fabtastic xxx"
It's a strange one, made my head hurt so I gave up on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Maybe just go and say 'hi'.
I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. ..... xxx"
He might like that....try it |
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By *onhorMan
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Maybe just go and say 'hi'.
I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. ..... xxx"
Safe to say no further winding up was required. He was ready to go from the off. |
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive
Like a bionic ear?
No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof "
Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive
Like a bionic ear?
No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof
Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next "
Life is an adventure you just have to live it right....fuck me that was profound |
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though
Does she come with subtitles?"
If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though
Does she come with subtitles?
If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem "
Just nod and say yes a lot that'll sort it |
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though
Does she come with subtitles?
If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem
Just nod and say yes a lot that'll sort it "
I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhh what have i missed?
I'm being driven insane tonight by my rls. Going to make myself some crumpets n a cup of tea. xxx
Maybe just go and say 'hi'.
I did n I'm now wondering if I should call him a plastic scouser. ..... xxx
Safe to say no further winding up was required. He was ready to go from the off. "
Gutted. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off Dan, yer not coming into my asylum
Oh you'll have to buckle your jacket yourself then
Of course you're more than very welcome, but I have a visitor from the Geordie area coming to see me in the next fortnight so am saving ma pennies for her
Oh do you now....nice one
We spoke on the phone today, but I couldn't understand a friggin' word she said though
Does she come with subtitles?
If whyeye man comes included in the package then I should have no problem
Just nod and say yes a lot that'll sort it
I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation "
Who's he? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England  "
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then |
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive
Like a bionic ear?
No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof
Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next
Life is an adventure you just have to live it right....fuck me that was profound "
That really was. It was about to make me weak at the knees, but then I recalled that you've lived your life left, not right. I think someone is telling porkies, mister |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come closer and I'll whisper it in your ear
Which one?
I'm assuming you have two to choose from. If you have a third or more, please disclose before we proceed
Left ear is best for me tbh
Are you partially deaf? I like those who are directionally challenged like myself
Not deaf but my left ear is more receptive
Like a bionic ear?
No just that my right one has some damage due to clay pigeon shooting without ear defenders as a yoof
Bloody yoofs. First the ears, then the lipsticked head. Whatever will they get up to next
Life is an adventure you just have to live it right....fuck me that was profound
That really was. It was about to make me weak at the knees, but then I recalled that you've lived your life left, not right. I think someone is telling porkies, mister "
I don't do politics....or religion....or football |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is "
I know who he is |
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is "
Ah, so you know who the English Pope is, then. Those pies of the porky persuasion are mounting up, sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is
Ah, so you know who the English Pope is, then. Those pies of the porky persuasion are mounting up, sir."
Pope? Eh? |
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is "
Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is
Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then "
I favour the smooth look |
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is
Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then
I favour the smooth look "
I've had all sorts of styles over the years, but am letting mine grow for a bit. It's now past shoulder length again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is
Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then
I favour the smooth look
I've had all sorts of styles over the years, but am letting mine grow for a bit. It's now past shoulder length again "
Bloody hippy |
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"I'll do my best Alan Shearer impersonation
Who's he?
Some Geordie bloke that used to play football for England
Ah football, that's why I didn't know then
Do you know who Bobby Charlton is
I know who he is
Why not have one of his legendary comb overs then
I favour the smooth look
I've had all sorts of styles over the years, but am letting mine grow for a bit. It's now past shoulder length again
Bloody hippy "
I've never been one of those in ma life, a long haired biker maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch
And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do "
He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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mercury retrograde will be around until the 21st of september and there is a lunar eclipse i think its the 10th or 12th of september..so guess what, its staying for a while...but it too shall pass xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch
And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do
He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject "
He's actually saying Taff just shut the fuck up will ya |
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch
And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do
He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject "
You need a Border Collie, I have raised 3 generations of them, they can be intelligent when they want to be and also play dumb as fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch
And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do
He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject
You need a Border Collie, I have raised 3 generations of them, they can be intelligent when they want to be and also play dumb as fuck "
Pooch is far to clever and handsome for his own good at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am jolly sane , though I do spend most of my day in long conversation with Pooch
And I bet he probably talks more sense than you do
He certainly does , I get the oh blimey look when I ramble off subject
You need a Border Collie, I have raised 3 generations of them, they can be intelligent when they want to be and also play dumb as fuck "
It's not only dogs that can do that |
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me
I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx "
Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me
I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx
Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat "
grrr you beat me to it SMART ASS
and its G E O R D I E capeesh? |
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me
I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx
Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat
grrr you beat me to it SMART ASS
and its G E O R D I E capeesh? "
I reckon an Italian Geordie would terribly difficult to understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Totally Sane though i do talk to my cat and yes he dos know what im saying and chats back to me
I'm surprised if he can understand anything you say though xx
Oooh I know why, that's cos you have a Jawdee cat
grrr you beat me to it SMART ASS
and its G E O R D I E capeesh?
I reckon an Italian Geordie would terribly difficult to understand "
oh they are indeed |
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