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Your favourite way of turning someone down...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always use "I would rather stick my face in a bucketful of leeches."
What's yours?  "
I tell them they can kiss my ass.
It doesn't seem to work though.
(See thread...rimming.why?)
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Normally just put, unfortunately you are not for us but we wish you all the best in finding what you are looking for.
For the rude/ignorant/arseholes it's usually, you have more chance of getting a blowjob from a slug. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I bring my goat
What about your sheep? 
Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only  "
Ooooh errrrr 
On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I bring my goat
What about your sheep?
Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only
Ooooh errrrr
On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch?"
He is swell thanks we have just had a wonderful sunset beach walk .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I bring my goat
What about your sheep?
Chuckle my sheep is for personal use only
Ooooh errrrr
On a - fortunately different subject! - how is ze Pooch?
He is swell thanks we have just had a wonderful sunset beach walk . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi there, we (insert the word "actually" if they clearly didn't bother to read) read your profile, and sadly we don't feel we're compatible" is our default line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thread is so full of 
It's one of 3 responses
Unread deleted.
Read deleted.
Read and ignored.
Never have I ever had a polite no or any response for that matter actually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a lot of abuse and why nots I have turned it round to 'I am not what you are looking for'. Seems to confuse them into silence"
Did you learn that from Obi Wan Kenobi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A polite fuck off
How do you say "fuck off" politely?
Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance. "
Go away with a capital F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I simply say 'Not for me thanks' in response to articulate messages, or ignore and delete the dross. No need to ever be rude...the few snarky comebacks I get are simply ignored and blocked. Why get arsey? It's not worth the effort! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A polite fuck off
How do you say "fuck off" politely?
Could one please fuck off and cease mailing one? Many thanks in advance.
Go away with a capital F"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked "
Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked
Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive! "
i dont think its fun to say no thanks, or block people so i avoid it..less stressful..what message? have io ever sent you a message? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just delete the message on here, sent a couple of 'I'm on heroin' to people who ask if I do drugs
I tell people that come into me when I'm in the real world, they make my vagina dry up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have filters on..i can remain silent and dont get asked
Where's the fun in that? Although it may have saved me previously. I was going to message you before and then i got the message lol i still didn't get a personal fuck off. So that's a positive! i dont think its fun to say no thanks, or block people so i avoid it..less stressful..what message? have io ever sent you a message?"
I understand. There was no message. I was going to send you a message before but can't. As your filters are on. Not looking for single males, means i couldn't send it. I think you're hot and i liked your forum posts. So wanted to say hi. |
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"Normally just put, unfortunately you are not for us but we wish you all the best in finding what you are looking for.
For the rude/ignorant/arseholes it's usually, you have more chance of getting a blowjob from a slug."
I hope the poor slugs aren't getting too taken advantage of.  |
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