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over a year ago
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Fenchurch St. Many years ago a young lady from my office at Christmas reached inside my winter long coat and proceeded to unzip and give a very slow wank cuddled in as all the shoppers/office people walked past oblivious. |
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over a year ago
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When I was in my teens woman flashed her bare arse at me.I was carrying a full tray of ale back to my mates the front of my tyousers was like a big top..I was ribbed rotten all evening by them |
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Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.
And that your honour is the case for the defence "
she has a lot to answer to - haha - gave it a slap -- oh my  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.
And that your honour is the case for the defence
she has a lot to answer to - haha - gave it a slap -- oh my "
No she really slapped it with a back hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?
Convoy cock is common place "
Haven't heard that expression for more than a few years ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Busted my knee playing rugby when I was younger and the miserable Army doctor wouldn't see me till I'd had a bath and an attractive nurse ran the bath for me then she told me she had to stay in the room as I was in shock apparently, and then she started washing my leg down and up it popped at which she looked and gave it a quick slap and down it went.
And that your honour is the case for the defence "
I know somebody who fell onto his erection and 'broke' it. Had to go to hospital and had the same issue with a nurse |
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Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa |
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?
Convoy cock is common place "
Yeah I'm often white van man...and after an early start and the vibes of the van I find myself getting a travel boner. Not really a problen for me cos no-one notices. |
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Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis. |
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"Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis."
Do you carry a teddy around to hide it? Or just a big bag of peanuts? |
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Many, many moons ago, after suggestions from an ex-partner re a gift....
I was walking around a ladies lingerie department (mid-week/midday)...
I had been playing sport the previous weekend and had damaged my hamstring..
After ten minutes limping around said lingerie department....thought ah! This does not look good! I limped out! |
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"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa "
Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials |
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"Christ, I get embarrassing erections all the time. Last one was today, in the doctor's waiting room. It's like there's a d*unken traffic warden controlling my blood flow and it often stumbles around with its Wand of Passage, giving me inconvenience on a regular and indiscriminate basis.
Do you carry a teddy around to hide it? Or just a big bag of peanuts?"
I utilise the trick that men have used throughout the ages. The waistband-tuck. |
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"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa
Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials "
Nothing, I'm just me and they do it  |
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"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa
Dear Kinky-minx! What on earth do you do during socials
Nothing, I'm just me and they do it "
But you were giving interview advice yesterday!
How on earth to you pick your social meets!
I think you talk the talk but fail in the.....lets leave it there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ln a school cue that was packed and l got pushed into the girl in front. That was the first time my cock ever brushed against a woman's arse. l wonder if she minded? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of a time with my penis.
I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.
I was mortified 
I'd see a doctor about that if I were you."
Surely you mean architect?  |
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"Can't think of a time with my penis.
I put a flat pack shed up though in October 87 and it blew over in the storm.
I was mortified
I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.
Surely you mean architect? "
I must have a thick accent. Sorry  |
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"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa "
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"
Once during a regular medical. The female doing it was fit as with great banter & persona and that turned me on on the moment. Next thing I had a vision and off my mind went. The next thing, attttention.
All whilst I was in my boxers. She laughed, clonked the end of it and the blood went to my face lmfao.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?"
In home of my costumers...
I'm arrive with my massage service, after around 30 minutes when I'm finished massage her back body She turned around facing me. Most of the woman still in bra but she doesn't mind that. After taking off the bra her boobs has going on her arms, big shaggy boobs. I try to do my job but....I don't know if she saw my election. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?
In home of my costumers...
I'm arrive with my massage service, after around 30 minutes when I'm finished massage her back body She turned around facing me. Most of the woman still in bra but she doesn't mind that. After taking off the bra her boobs has going on her arms, big shaggy boobs. I try to do my job but....I don't know if she saw my election. "
Shaggy boobs??? Was she a wookie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been many an occasion where been on public transport, mind wandering, suddenly realising my stop is coming up and I have a massive hard on and needing to get up soon to get off (the bus!!!! Lols) |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?
Once during a regular medical. The female doing it was fit as with great banter & persona and that turned me on on the moment. Next thing I had a vision and off my mind went. The next thing, attttention.
All whilst I was in my boxers. She laughed, clonked the end of it and the blood went to my face lmfao.
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Nurses seem to be into cock bashing! |
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By *ita7Man
over a year ago
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At work with one of the girls. We were in RAF uniform No1 dress which I find very sexy & waiting to be inspected. She somehow ended backing up into me and my boner went right between her bum. She turned round & said what the fuck was that!!I just smiled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the cue to get my bread sliced in Asda wasn't even aware had a bulge on my shorts till the ladies in the packing rolls started giggling just laughed it of |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In the gym, sending flirty texts to someone, my mind wandered a little and something began to grow. Not a lot of growing room in running shorts. Had to sit on the machine for a little while with my towel on my lap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's the worst place you've had to disguise an accidental boner?
Convoy cock is common place
Haven't heard that expression for more than a few years ... "
I can only assume you heard in the same environment as me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket "
I'm supposed to be going to the gym, but I need a detour while my body calms itself down before I get to the changing room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obviously I haven't but on some of my social meets it has happened.
One guy even spilled coffee in his saucer and wouldn't go get a napkin to stop it dripping on him.
The second time I said why don't you go get a napkin for the saucer he grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock.
In Costa "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket
Nah show it off 
Done
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But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a Survival, escape and evasion course. One of the female interrogaters was asking questions as I was tied to a chair in my boxers. Tent city...she got replaced... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've always felt embarrassed and tried to hide an erection whilst am in public, but from what am seeing on here, it looks like women actually find it a turn on? That being the case, I may not hide it next time, but instead let the bulge get noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket
Nah show it off
Done
But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym "
Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once I was stood on stage in the wings waiting to go on.
A woman ( whom I fancied) whispered something in my ear. Something I had wanted her to say for a while. I then advanced to centre stage with a rising erection. I probably needed my next line prompting aswell.
That's the truth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket
Nah show it off
Done
But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym
Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day "
It was the changing room I was worried about! I may have ended up with some new friends if I'd gone in with a cock which wanted to play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm, now. I'm wearing my grey suit and I've had to fasten the jacket
Nah show it off
Done
But I really do need to settle the little fella down before I reach the gym
Nah id not mind in the gym. Why does my gym only have posers who cant lift?! And they all skip leg day
It was the changing room I was worried about! I may have ended up with some new friends if I'd gone in with a cock which wanted to play "
Try the ladies changing room. |
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John had a massive one whilst coming round from dentist anaesthetic more embarrassing for me than him though, As he was unaware at the time but proudly slurring to me look at the fucking size of my hard on . |
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"I've always felt embarrassed and tried to hide an erection whilst am in public, but from what am seeing on here, it looks like women actually find it a turn on? That being the case, I may not hide it next time, but instead let the bulge get noticed"
Sounds like the way ahead  |
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At a supermarket queue at the till, i had been dared by a lady friend to go in just tea-shirt and running shorts while she sent me rude texts. I was ok while I had the trolly to hide it, but at the till, no cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At a supermarket queue at the till, i had been dared by a lady friend to go in just tea-shirt and running shorts while she sent me rude texts. I was ok while I had the trolly to hide it, but at the till, no cover "
Women can be so cruel !! Lols |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In hospital while a rather attractive ( fuck it she was as fit as hell ) nurse was changing my dressing. She accidently brushed it with her arm and that was all it needed.
I could have died |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Accidental by the nurse or do you think she did it deliberately without you realising. I bet those nurses do it often just for a bit of fun"
Not sure lol did did smile but carried on with her job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think my worst has to be Halloween when dressed in my ex wife's thong and dressed as a slutty maid and my cock popped out the thong and everyone could see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On an evening out I and my husband were slow dancing as were his brother and his wife and our friends. After a while my sister in law leaned over to me and whispered, Bob (not his real name) has a hard on.
Obviously we laughed which prompted my husband to ask what she said. He then laughed when I told him and our friends wanted to know what we were laughing about.
It was a very funny sight, watching him walk off the very packed dance floor, pressed against his wife's back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to get them all the time in the morning school bus when I was in high school !
So I used to let everyone goes out first in the hope of the said erection to go away... It was my routine.
Everbody used to call me Mr Gentleman ! if only they knew haha |
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