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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"The abity to create speciality viruses such as anti-pomposity, bull-shit, self-importance, self-serving and then release them on Fab  "
Better come up with an antidote as well then, Pandora. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
No "Special power" I'd just want to be Odo the shape shifter from Deep Space 9,
"OK ladies how many dicks & tongues do you need tonight?"
"Ooo just put one in here first, then slowly make it longer and then thicker till I say stop & then you can put one in there too  "
Fck working as an inspector if that were me 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The abity to create speciality viruses such as anti-pomposity, bull-shit, self-importance, self-serving and then release them on Fab
Better come up with an antidote as well then, Pandora."
Am I to be allowed no fun on here, Ms Jiminy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be able to fly at supersonic speed. Wave the Mrs goodbye in the morning,fly down to the canaries for some Spanish club fun and fly back before she knew it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer. "
 hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fingers crossed for nephew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew "
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
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Get some materials then I ain't a charity ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
Get some materials then I ain't a charity ffs! "
You're fucking superhuman!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
Get some materials then I ain't a charity ffs!
You're fucking superhuman!!!! "
I know. I still like a biscuit with my tea though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
Get some materials then I ain't a charity ffs!
You're fucking superhuman!!!!
I know. I still like a biscuit with my tea though "
I've only got malted milk. And they're mine #doesntsharenicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well without wanting to come across as a sycophantic letch I'd like the power to heal.
I'd start with getting lady T back on her feet. Then I'd remove my nephews cancer.
hurrah! (or make everywhere have a fucking ramp)
Fuck off I worked for years putting in wet rooms and ramps for social services
They said special powers not day job
Fingers crossed for nephew
Then you know what you're doing, GET ON IT!!!
Get some materials then I ain't a charity ffs!
You're fucking superhuman!!!!
I know. I still like a biscuit with my tea though
I've only got malted milk. And they're mine #doesntsharenicely"
No worries, I'll settle for a fuck instead. I have no issues with whoring myself for work |
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"I quite like to be able to walk, that'd do. #pitypartyforone"
Yeah I'd quite like the ability to overcome my chronic illness but that ain't gonna happen!
So, as an alternative I'd like the special power to liquidise my inconsiderate fuckwit neighbour...and any who come after her, so that I could at least get a decent nights sleep once in a while! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ever since I was little I wanted to be able to talk to Animals. I would love to find out what my dog was thinking everyday. I've always wondered if she has a sense of humour
I'd also like to be able to stop time and just take a break from work and have a nap without worrying I've been slacking! |
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