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"BBC3 ...Oh how gross!
Man sliced his fingers off with an electric saw. Good job I'm not squeemish! oooooooh i saw one where a woman had a toothbrush stuck at the back of her nasal passage! "
The young Doctors series with the man and the toilet brush stuck up his bottom was mind boggling. Every time the new doc related it to her colleagues they all asked the same question - which end was sticking out!!! |
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i love a story i read in the scotsman years ago
american in a workshed sawed his hand off - the wood got caught in a groove and pulled him into the saw his arm severed just above the wrist
so picture the scene - sheer panic - the artery spraying blood every heart beat all over the shop
naturally the poor fella goes into shock
and decides to try and kill himself - he picks up a nail gun
points it to his head
and BAM!
fires 6 inch nails into his skull
not once
but 23 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leaving the amazing x ray pic like something from hellraiser - before he finally passed out with all the adrenalin and shock
what amuses me was he tried 23 times :p
horrible situation and yeah shock is shock - but still the image of a man pumping 23 nails into his skull does tickle |
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"BBC3 ...Oh how gross!
Man sliced his fingers off with an electric saw. Good job I'm not squeemish! oooooooh i saw one where a woman had a toothbrush stuck at the back of her nasal passage! "
You know I just didn't expect that sentence to end with nasal passage then! lol |
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"BBC3 ...Oh how gross!
Man sliced his fingers off with an electric saw. Good job I'm not squeemish! "
I am getting board with all the gore shows. If its not a guy with his fingers half chopped off its a guy with an anal avalanche or a woman with a putrid pussy |
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"BBC3 ...Oh how gross!
Man sliced his fingers off with an electric saw. Good job I'm not squeemish!
I am getting board with all the gore shows. If its not a guy with his fingers half chopped off its a guy with an anal avalanche or a woman with a putrid pussy "
I know. Songs of Praise has gone right downhill since Dame Thora left....... |
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