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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I managed to tear my calf muscle dancing at cj's on Saturday night.
Has anyone else sustained an injury whilst at a club or having fun? "
I damaged my shoulder once while on top and fell right on top of her. That was fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burnt my arse on the sauna in a club. Bruised my leg slipping in the bath on a meet. Fell off the big bed in Cupids. Loads of calamities. "
You should stay in more lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burnt my arse on the sauna in a club. Bruised my leg slipping in the bath on a meet. Fell off the big bed in Cupids. Loads of calamities.
You should stay in more lol x"
Where's the fun in that? I'm never a dull meet at least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not me but I've witnessed a few.
Brother -in- laws party everyone was getting down and jiggly with it and an elderly lady slipped and sliced the back of her head open!
Everyone freaked, me, first aider and off duty nurse took over, took 45 minutes for ambulance to get there, old lady had a history of cardiac arrest we established.
Stole everyone's coats to keep her comfy and I moped up the blood.
Crazy night.
Old bird ended up getting stitches and released the very next day - get you old girl!
Fucked my favourite heels kneeling with her booooo.
Last birthday party got a bit crazy, some random dude convinced a client I wanted her pussy.
When she ended up totally shit faced me and a friend managed to get her up to my bed to sleep.
This point she kicked off telling me id never lick her minge cause she's straight.
"that's OK flower you just need to sleep"
"No I need a fag"
After 10 minutes of trying to settle her I gave up.
1,2,3 steps down the stairs then thud thud thud! "Ouch!"
"is she OK?" head in hands..
"No"
So sits wrapping her in blankets, trying to call her other half who's away with the fairies.
Manage to get her from the bottom of the stairs to the sofa bed "with a little help from my friends"
She has every duvet and pillow possible to make her comfortable. I spend my birthday night shivering under a Peppa Pig blanket.
Her fella collects her the next day and she messages me...
"thanks for a fucking great night from what I remember, I now look like Hitler"
Poor girl had grazed all her top lip and was off to see her future in-laws for Sunday lunch  |
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By *alcon43 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Not me but I've witnessed a few.
Brother -in- laws party everyone was getting down and jiggly with it and an elderly lady slipped and sliced the back of her head open!
Everyone freaked, me, first aider and off duty nurse took over, took 45 minutes for ambulance to get there, old lady had a history of cardiac arrest we established.
Stole everyone's coats to keep her comfy and I moped up the blood.
Crazy night.
Old bird ended up getting stitches and released the very next day - get you old girl!
Fucked my favourite heels kneeling with her booooo.
Last birthday party got a bit crazy, some random dude convinced a client I wanted her pussy.
When she ended up totally shit faced me and a friend managed to get her up to my bed to sleep.
This point she kicked off telling me id never lick her minge cause she's straight.
"that's OK flower you just need to sleep"
"No I need a fag"
After 10 minutes of trying to settle her I gave up.
1,2,3 steps down the stairs then thud thud thud! "Ouch!"
"is she OK?" head in hands..
"No"
So sits wrapping her in blankets, trying to call her other half who's away with the fairies.
Manage to get her from the bottom of the stairs to the sofa bed "with a little help from my friends"
She has every duvet and pillow possible to make her comfortable. I spend my birthday night shivering under a Peppa Pig blanket.
Her fella collects her the next day and she messages me...
"thanks for a fucking great night from what I remember, I now look like Hitler"
Poor girl had grazed all her top lip and was off to see her future in-laws for Sunday lunch "
Sorry couldn't help laughing at this. I ended up being first aider at a party as I was sober. Girl fell and broke a glass coffee table. She was really lucky to just have a few minor cuts and very embarrassed. Party ended before it even began.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I managed to get a stress fracture in my foot whilst having my legs on a gorgeous gents shoulders. Didn't realise until I tried to stand up. No idea how it happened but it was a weird one being at a and e the next day.  |
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