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"Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her  "
I had this is a message, there I was almost agreeing to it...second hand line user!  |
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"Jimmy Carr talking about Rachel reilly...I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her "
Isn't that a knock off from the "I would drag my balls across hot coals just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"  ? |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x  "
Ketchup, Mayo or just Salt and Vinegar ? |
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A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"
He swears this brought him success more than once |
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"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"
He swears this brought him success more than once "
Lol |
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"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"
He swears this brought him success more than once "
Not going to try that one |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x "
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
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I nearly got reported at work, sexual harassment for saying this. ''I know a joke that will make you laugh so much, Your tits will fall of'' ''oh dam, You have already herd it I see.  |
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Years ago, when Julia McKenzie was appearing in Guys and Dolls at the National Theatre in London I saw some graffiti on the toilet wall there. 'I'd wring Julia McKenzie's knickers over my Cornflakes.' Just about sums it up really, for either sex! |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
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I like this, a lot |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
I like this, a lot "
This bodes well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
I like this, a lot "
I'm here to please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
I like this, a lot
This bodes well. "
Good, I like massage! |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss""
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics! |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
One I saw made me chuckle;
I'll give you a massage.
With my cock.
In your vagina.
I like this, a lot
This bodes well.
Good, I like massage! "
I'm good with my hands..... |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!"
another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions" |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!
another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions""
"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!
Ah, Irish grannies!  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!
another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!
Ah, Irish grannies! "
I second that.  |
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!
another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!
Ah, Irish grannies! "
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" Heard this classic from a guy yesterday and it made me laugh.
What funny lines have you heard, or used?
BG x
my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x
my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x
describing a person who is mean........"he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"
My nan used to say that all the time. She had some classics!
another good one ........"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
"Well, fuck me pink with a whitewash brush" ...that was one of her most used and it worked in many situations, both good and bad!
Ah, Irish grannies! "
......my granny had a good one in gaelic........,Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile"..........it meant....it takes one to know one.....x |
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By *onny bigMan
over a year ago
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"A guy I used to work with would wait outside ladies toilets in clubs and casually ask "alright love, have you been for a shit?"
He swears this brought him success more than once
Not going to try that one "
I am lol.. |
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