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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sandals + socks = beard is one of mine. Also "I'm not being funny but..." is the precursor to someone being not funny and slightly offensive."
I think those theories have been so well proven they are now FACT.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a theory that people who say "the truth never hurt anybody" are about to say something offensive that isn't the truth."
Do they sit with the people who say that if you've got nothing to hide...? |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
I feel that this theory should be put into practice...do you have two pooper scoopers?"
pooper scoopers are no good for when its a cold day and one needs an improvised hand warmer, bags it is.. |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
When are you testing this theory?
its ongoing, started Thu so early days.. 
Good luck."
Thank you, she's a kip after their walk.. |
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over a year ago
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When ever Donald a Trump is lying, or making shit up...he always adds a little...."and that's true folks" at the end of it.....so that's most of the time! |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
I feel that this theory should be put into practice...do you have two pooper scoopers?
pooper scoopers are no good for when its a cold day and one needs an improvised hand warmer, bags it is.. "
Bleurgh. That's what puts me off having a dog I'd have to walk it in a full hazard suit with a trowel on the end of a barge pole. |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
I feel that this theory should be put into practice...do you have two pooper scoopers?
pooper scoopers are no good for when its a cold day and one needs an improvised hand warmer, bags it is..
Bleurgh. That's what puts me off having a dog I'd have to walk it in a full hazard suit with a trowel on the end of a barge pole."
its only a hazard when one puts ones finger through the bag..  |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
I feel that this theory should be put into practice...do you have two pooper scoopers?
pooper scoopers are no good for when its a cold day and one needs an improvised hand warmer, bags it is..
Bleurgh. That's what puts me off having a dog I'd have to walk it in a full hazard suit with a trowel on the end of a barge pole.
its only a hazard when one puts ones finger through the bag.. "
 dogs don't like screaming do they!? Reminds me of the time my mum and dad left me alone with a puppy and a roll of lino |
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"ours is that getting a 2nd dog from a rescue centre is a good move..
I feel that this theory should be put into practice...do you have two pooper scoopers?
pooper scoopers are no good for when its a cold day and one needs an improvised hand warmer, bags it is..
Bleurgh. That's what puts me off having a dog I'd have to walk it in a full hazard suit with a trowel on the end of a barge pole.
its only a hazard when one puts ones finger through the bag..
dogs don't like screaming do they!? Reminds me of the time my mum and dad left me alone with a puppy and a roll of lino "
not tried the chase the roll of lino game with them yet, was it fun? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When ever Donald a Trump is lying, or making shit up...he always adds a little...."and that's true folks" at the end of it.....so that's most of the time!"
It's like when people post that it's a FACT!  |
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"im a pet, in theory 
Can I tickle your belly im sure my owner would be only too glad to let you tickle me can i lick back and purr? xx
This thread isn't going quite as I expected. I should never have used the word pet in the OP.
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some of have gone off on a false trail or are barking up the wrong tree.. |
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"Sandals + socks = beard is one of mine. Also "I'm not being funny but..." is the precursor to someone being not funny and slightly offensive."
Absolutlely this 
And Earwigs make chutney |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"im a pet, in theory
Can I tickle your belly im sure my owner would be only too glad to let you tickle me can i lick back and purr? xx
This thread isn't going quite as I expected. I should never have used the word pet in the OP.
some of have gone off on a false trail or are barking up the wrong tree.."
It does prove on of my theories.  |
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"im a pet, in theory
Can I tickle your belly im sure my owner would be only too glad to let you tickle me can i lick back and purr? xx
This thread isn't going quite as I expected. I should never have used the word pet in the OP.
some of have gone off on a false trail or are barking up the wrong tree..
It does prove on of my theories. "
that posters should paws before pressing post..?
sorry
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When ever Donald a Trump is lying, or making shit up...he always adds a little...."and that's true folks" at the end of it.....so that's most of the time!
It's like when people post that it's a FACT! "
It's similar to how people bang on about 'logic' - in that by using that word a lot they're always right.
To quote Inigo Montoya: 'You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.'
That's my pet theory. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"im a pet, in theory
Can I tickle your belly im sure my owner would be only too glad to let you tickle me can i lick back and purr? xx
This thread isn't going quite as I expected. I should never have used the word pet in the OP.
some of have gone off on a false trail or are barking up the wrong tree..
It does prove on of my theories.
that posters should paws before pressing post..?
sorry
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Oh dear! No, we know that to be true but where's the fun of that? Plus, some threads would close before we got there if we were so sensible.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"People that say; "to be fair...." are seldom fair
I say that a lot and you are right as I am a brunette ...well to be fair more chocolate brown,that's what it says on the box anyway "
Theory proved! |
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