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"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me. 
u missed the heels 
I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal "
if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me  |
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"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.
u missed the heels
I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal
if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me "
i have a pair going size 7
do u want a photo sent if ya interested x |
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"Im well house trained, all i require is handbags and perfume and a shag. You dont have to clean, cook or iron for me.
u missed the heels
I dont do heels, so i think there getting a good deal
if you dont do them you should still ask for them then give them to me
i have a pair going size 7
do u want a photo sent if ya interested x"
yes please |
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"I just done a deal for three handbags
Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol"
git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three |
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over a year ago
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"I just done a deal for three handbags
Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol
git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three "
I will have to try this myself....
IF im lucky I will get an asda carrier bag lol
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"Am I too late to late to get you ?
Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now
I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.  "
2 shags and six handbags for me, think thats a fair deal. |
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"I just done a deal for three handbags
Miserable gits.....tell them you want perfume in the bags lol
git lol, just one guy, i didnt actually mention perfume just set out my stall as what he would get for one handban two handbags and three handbags lol, he settled on three
I will have to try this myself....
IF im lucky I will get an asda carrier bag lol
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Two M&S bags for life... at least 
... And a man with a mistress is called an *Italian husband* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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lets do a deal, i will give you 6 handbags, one pair of shoes, two shags and too make this offer stand out.....
i will clean your car once a week. now that is a bargain lol |
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"Am I too late to late to get you ?
Not to late but its gone up to a minimum of 4 handbags now
I will up the stakes, you get 2 shags instead of one.
2 shags and six handbags for me, think thats a fair deal. "
I will rise this too, 7 handbags, 3 shangs |
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"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer 
Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty! "
ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.
But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy |
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"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer
Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!
ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.
But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy "
sorry to expensive for you would be have to be happy with packet ready salted and larger and lime you want more you are going to have work for it you can start on the ironing need a shirt for later |
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"I can't help feeling thats theres a catch to Diamonds offer
Yes, the handbags are to be Ginza Tanaka Birkins and the perfume Imperial Majesty!
ha ha, think im quite cheap considering, dont think id dare use one of those handbags. Im quite happy with guess or modula bags at the moment.
But as the guys are being so generous there is a particular pair of loubitons that i quite fancy
sorry to expensive for you would be have to be happy with packet ready salted and larger and lime you want more you are going to have work for it you can start on the ironing need a shirt for later "
That has to be the funniest post on the forums ever. The day a man gets me to iron a shirt for him the government will give us all a public holiday |
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