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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

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By *am-RaiderMan over a year ago

Corby

Well you aint exactly fat mate...I reckon your bod is more than good enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Nope. You're awesome, and that's coming from someone who is straight, and yeah I am straight straight not fab straight.

You have veris. Try being me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a 6pack like a celebrity doesn't always means more interest, as they think we spend to much time in the gym lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks. Not that being large is a bad thing. At least it's a body type. Some women really go for cuddly guys. But no one craves "mediocre".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op I think your body looks good, just have some more confidence

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

I'd do you for the eye brows and moustache alone

your body is fine

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

Oh god is this one of these 'look at me' threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can think of plenty I could do with your body.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh god is this one of these 'look at me' threads

He's a terrible attention seeker

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Your shit chat puts me off more than your Dad bod!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am slightly jealous but then all these guys with fit bodys and big big muscles, its never gonna make their cock bigger, im slightly well endowed so that gives me some happiness. I would imagine that a lady would rather meet the fit muscle guys rather than an average guy with a decent size cock.

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

Your shit chat puts me off more than your Dad bod!

I didn't understand that? Are you asking for a haggis?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

Your shit chat puts me off more than your Dad bod!

I didn't understand that? Are you asking for a haggis?

Provided it doesn't have the runs!

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

"Oh god is this one of these 'look at me' threads

He's a terrible attention seeker

Well you can tell by the pics! Not that I'm complaining of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There ya go 2 women have posted. Both said they'd fuck you. More than I've had in months.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Made me look, dammit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

Your shit chat puts me off more than your Dad bod!

I didn't understand that? Are you asking for a haggis?

Provided it doesn't have the runs!

Anyway, I don't have a dad bod. I'm far to slim.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Quite happy to judge that for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well all girls say they wont meet me ciz my belly, seriously it pisses me off! i cant put i weiht and i just want ti be normal yiu have mpre cjance ti pull than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am slightly jealous but then all these guys with fit bodys and big big muscles, its never gonna make their cock bigger, im slightly well endowed so that gives me some happiness. I would imagine that a lady would rather meet the fit muscle guys rather than an average guy with a decent size cock.

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

Your attitude would put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There ya go 2 women have posted. Both said they'd fuck you. More than I've had in months.

Ah, but would they say the same if they actually lived close enough to meet... ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite happy to judge that for you

You're persistent Joe,I'll give you that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There ya go 2 women have posted. Both said they'd fuck you. More than I've had in months.

Ah, but would they say the same if they actually lived close enough to meet... ?"

Yes.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"well all girls say they wont meet me ciz my belly, seriously it pisses me off! i cant put i weiht and i just want ti be normal yiu have mpre cjance ti pull than me"

#NiceTits

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Quite happy to judge that for you

You're persistent Joe,I'll give you that."

Have you only just noticed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite happy to judge that for you

You're persistent Joe,I'll give you that.

Have you only just noticed?"

No,just airing my observations.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

Wow pal that's quite harsh, do you think this is going to have girls desperate to unleash your beast? Muscles look nice, big Dicks look nice, finding a guy with a good personality and one of those is diamond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

good look with meets ive a feeling your going to need it

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Quite happy to judge that for you

You're persistent Joe,I'll give you that.

Have you only just noticed?

No,just airing my observations. "

The OP's gone *very* quiet

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

good look with meets ive a feeling your going to need it"

God I hope you mean him not us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quite happy to judge that for you

You're persistent Joe,I'll give you that.

Have you only just noticed?

No,just airing my observations.

The OP's gone *very* quiet

I was watching Spider on the bike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of us women happen to like a more chunky guy

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

good look with meets ive a feeling your going to need it"

That username though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some of us women happen to like a more chunky guy"

like I said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

good look with meets ive a feeling your going to need it

God I hope you mean him not us "

sorry yes i do mean him

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not nice!! Do you think you are too good for us 'fat, ugly women'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks. Not that being large is a bad thing. At least it's a body type. Some women really go for cuddly guys. But no one craves "mediocre"."

I disagree, most seem to prefer average to the huskier gentleman. The few that do like cuddly guys also seem to always like them tall as well. But by far and away the biggest problem you have with getting meets is not your body type, it's your gender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you. "

Male or female?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

Your attitude would put me off

Im not trying to light your fire. Your saved.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

im a really nice guy, im not gonna grovel and sugar coat the facts. Im saying what i think, not trying to get anyone to unleash anything ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i love curvy woman and fat women

my point is, hot guys shag fat ugly women on here, that they would not bat an eyelid at in a pub

but if everyone is having fun then its a big thumbs up from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i was with a fat polish prostitute this evening, gorgeous big boobs mmmmmmmm

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

"i love curvy woman and fat women

my point is, hot guys shag fat ugly women on here, that they would not bat an eyelid at in a pub

but if everyone is having fun then its a big thumbs up from me."

I'm sure your inbox will soon be flowing with ugly fat women desperate to fuck you! Lucky you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In some parts of the world

Ugly is used to describe attitude not looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i love curvy woman and fat women

my point is, hot guys shag fat ugly women on here, that they would not bat an eyelid at in a pub

but if everyone is having fun then its a big thumbs up from me.

I'm sure your inbox will soon be flowing with ugly fat women desperate to fuck you! Lucky you x"

it wont

the fat ugly women have a lot of hot guys wanting to fuck them first.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple over a year ago

s wales

"i love curvy woman and fat women

my point is, hot guys shag fat ugly women on here, that they would not bat an eyelid at in a pub

but if everyone is having fun then its a big thumbs up from me.

I'm sure your inbox will soon be flowing with ugly fat women desperate to fuck you! Lucky you x

it wont

the fat ugly women have a lot of hot guys wanting to fuck them first.

Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperate is a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In some parts of the world

Ugly is used to describe attitude not looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Desperate is a massive turn off.

I'm not desperate to fuck anyone.

Would very much love to fuck you though sexy

Hello by the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amusing how some people are sad enough to post threads looking for validation yet make snide little pathetic comments about others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Desperate is a massive turn off.

I'm not desperate to fuck anyone.

Would very much love to fuck you though sexy

Hello by the way

You know I think you're hot. My comment wasn't aimed at you darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah some people just don't get it.

Leave them to it I say.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Ffs I've never been to a gym in my life,in fact,they never had gyms in my day.

On the upside,I am one handsome bastard,with a brilliant sense of humour,and considerably more than a sensational personality.

In fact,if I were the slitest bit ghey,I would shag myself.

Having said that,there's no one satisfies me,more than me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not the guy in hotpics then with his cock up his own ass?

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Oh shush man. Give me a man with a personality over a dull arse ripped body any day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

And no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the woman to man ratio on fab means fat ugly women can fuck hot guys

Which we do, and lots of them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty sure he's joking people.

Real talk: You're probably in better condition than me, so...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Bollocks Clem. Your body is just one piece in the jigsaw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

looks fine to me - but just looks arent the thing - more to it than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every one wants some thing different.

Ive been told my body is the wrong shape on a few occasions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I certainly don't have a six pack, I feel relaxed with those who are comfortable in their own skins. That's more important.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pre fab i used to feel self concious even with my wife of 10yrs id look at myself and think fat bald hairy ugly bastard with a small cock who the hell would want you, fab has taught me that if your nice, kind, funny and hold a good conversation the vast majority of women will see past all the flaws and like the whole picture

Dont be hard on yourself just be yourself get to a social and let your personality shine

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Clem, you are a rogue with this thread. Which is funny and impish. Bodies are not the be all and end all, rather the receptacle for a personality. Some girls like tall and lithe. Some don't care either way. Those that do care and insist on muscles and effort and the like? Well, there are plenty of others. And you look better in a bodystocking than I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *mber GamblerCouple over a year ago

rugby

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

If nobody wants average then we're all screwd.

I think you're fine. I prefer no six pack myself, because I like everything smooth. I don't want a bumpy six pack ruining it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a 6pack like a celebrity doesn't always means more interest, as they think we spend to much time in the gym lol

You spend all your time in the gym, Shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr F, you crack me up! More of your thoughts please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well that escalated quickly. .

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I like people to be slim and toned myself,or more well build but not fat or average with muscle definition

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty sure he's joking people.

Real talk: You're probably in better condition than me, so..."

Shhhh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really don't understand why some people equate being gym-fit with having no personality or being boring. I've come across plenty of Mr Average's on here body and personality wise. Just because someone looks after themselves doesn't necessarily mean they're void of a interesting / decent personality. I suppose some people will tell themselves anything to make themselves feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

I thought as much! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had people look at my pics and use that as a conversation opener because of my body.

I've never had anyone meet me because of it.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

I thought as much! !"

Snuggle in, I am feeling kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had people look at my pics and use that as a conversation opener because of my body.

I've never had anyone meet me because of it. "

Well that's a crime.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really don't understand why some people equate being gym-fit with having no personality or being boring. I've come across plenty of Mr Average's on here body and personality wise. Just because someone looks after themselves doesn't necessarily mean they're void of a interesting / decent personality. I suppose some people will tell themselves anything to make themselves feel better. "

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

It's nice to see you're above that....

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

Personally I don't see anywhere that Clem has been bitchy or needy, other people made comments about ripped bodies and personalities, and one bloke was quite rude about fat ladies and a polish prostitute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just one of the usual cliches that gets spewed on the forum in these types of threads. Whilst there is truth in the fact that most people wouldn't want someone tall with a perfect physique if that person was a complete social retard. Imagine if you had two people, both of which were exact equals when it came to personality, social skills and intelligence. They could even have the exact same endowment too. One of these two people, who we shall call A and B, is 6'2", muscular and has low body fat (not excessively low around 10% say). The other is 5'6" and chubby with very little muscular definition at all. Who is going to get more meets? It will be person A all day long. Now that is just the way it is, so this isn't a rant about people being shallow and going for looks. Like it or lump it, looks are important. Sight is a human's primary sense so it makes sense that the first impression we make of people is usually based on looks.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can honestly say I've not noticed your body it's your mind that's got my attention.

I say go and look at the pics now

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

To be fair I'm often bitchy, I'm just experimenting with "needy"! See how out brings out the bitchyness? And no wonder... soon I'll do "what do people prefer, people who look exactly me, or like they've been hit by a falling caravan?" thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

It's nice to see you're above that...."

I'm just saying what I've witnessed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I so would....gorgeous!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's exactly it .

You've said exactly what we have found time and time again .

The gym fit , well hung guys we have met have just as good a personality as the average guys .

And we would definitely do the op , not because of his body , but because he is a genuine fun guy from what we know of him on the forums

Thanks, I agree on the first part. Some people like making nasty snide little pathetic comments that's a massive turn off for me.

You two look like you have immense fun on here and from what I can see you are honest without being bitchy and needy on the forums

Maybe not on this particular thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem? "

I'm last resort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you.

Male or female? "

Male. I want to watch you at work.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago..."

I know, he's in my bed right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you.

Male or female?

Male. I want to watch you at work.

Sounds good

But where are you geographically?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort"

If that's true more fool him.

Anyway I'm off to the gym to perv on some fit men, I'm so shallow and I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

I know, he's in my bed right now

And you're posting on here? Can't be much fun...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Clem, you are a rogue with this thread. Which is funny and impish. Bodies are not the be all and end all, rather the receptacle for a personality. Some girls like tall and lithe. Some don't care either way. Those that do care and insist on muscles and effort and the like? Well, there are plenty of others. And you look better in a bodystocking than I do."

I look like both of you in the same body stocking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

TOO not to...some may get the wrong idea and comma might be assumed or a question mark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the fuck it attitude mate I know I may not be the best looking and have a massive cock and all that jazz but I love a laugh have a great personality and think alot of people on here appreciate that! Life is about living and having fun dont let stereotypes ruin it for you! Have fun and just be yourself you will get there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway I'm off to the gym to perv on some fit men, I'm so shallow and I don't care

I don't have a problem with people who are shallow, so long as they admit it. It's the ones who get uber defensive about it, like they are insecure in their own shallow-ness...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Clem you make me look like a hippo & while I'm not too vain to realise most of our contacts come because of H there have been a couple of Ladies that have shown more interest in me, one of whom we will be meeting hopefully by the end of the month. So no your bods better than fine & your pics are cool too..

Oh & i'm straight straight too..

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

I know, he's in my bed right now

And you're posting on here? Can't be much fun...

He has to have a 30 minute break every 4hours, it's in the rules

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort"

Why have steak at home when you can have steak out where the dishes get done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

I know, he's in my bed right now

And you're posting on here? Can't be much fun...

He has to have a 30 minute break every 4hours, it's in the rules

And you don't need the 30 minute break as well?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you.

Male or female?

Male. I want to watch you at work.

Sounds good

But where are you geographically? "

I head your way sometimes. Lib! usually hides when he hears that.

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Thanks. Not that being large is a bad thing. At least it's a body type. Some women really go for cuddly guys. But no one craves "mediocre"."

"Medium build" NOT mediocre

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

I know, he's in my bed right now

And you're posting on here? Can't be much fun...

He has to have a 30 minute break every 4hours, it's in the rules

And you don't need the 30 minute break as well?

No, I have plenty of stamina for a fat bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have the 5'6" chubby one please

Unfortunately not, he left Fab some time ago...

I know, he's in my bed right now

And you're posting on here? Can't be much fun...

He has to have a 30 minute break every 4hours, it's in the rules

And you don't need the 30 minute break as well?

No, I have plenty of stamina for a fat bird

He's obviously not tiring you out enough then...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I hope this attention seeking thread has made you feel a bit better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort"

Do you pity him often?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, are you feeling insecure at the moment?

One person's average is another's Adonis.

I'd meet you if you had a bi friend with you.

Male or female?

Male. I want to watch you at work.

Sounds good

But where are you geographically?

I head your way sometimes. Lib! usually hides when he hears that.

So it's you who keeps scaring him away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?"

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

Oh & i'm straight straight too..

bless you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you should try being me, not big down there and bit of a belly but skinny elsewhere, from the constant deletes i get i'd say no ones interested! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

I thought as much! !

Snuggle in, I am feeling kind.

I'm off to buy a hat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck"

Better than nothing eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think there has been totally irony failure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?"

I can at least hope I'm that good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clem,you have serial killer eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you should try being me, not big down there and bit of a belly but skinny elsewhere, from the constant deletes i get i'd say no ones interested! lol"

I used to be skinny with a belly. Then I stopped eating bread. Fixed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clem,you have serial killer eyes."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good"

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with OP!...love ur dark hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands. "

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !"

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

By making others feel sorry for him for being married to me. Yeah i get it. It might just work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Believe me that thought goes through my mind sometimes like ahh I'm not going to win this because he's got all this I have nothing to show and all that but most of the girls don't go for that they go for personality and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

I thought as much! !

Snuggle in, I am feeling kind.

I'm off to buy a hat.

View must be ill. He used the "s" word!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe me that thought goes through my mind sometimes like ahh I'm not going to win this because he's got all this I have nothing to show and all that but most of the girls don't go for that they go for personality and stuff "

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

Well I always get some fun after she has. But our hotwife/cuckolding relationship really isn't working at the moment. Guys just won't put the effort in and everyone loses interest. So many guys from London want her to visit them on like a midweek evening. For a working wife and mother of 3 (me included) it's just not practical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

Well I always get some fun after she has"

That isn't the only time! Thanks now I'm being made to look a complete selfish bitch between you both

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

"
It's truth lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

Well I always get some fun after she has

That isn't the only time! Thanks now I'm being made to look a complete selfish bitch between you both

I'm out."

Put him in the doghouse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got yourself a pity fuck yet Clem?

I'm last resort

Do you pity him often?

No....i meant for if he doesn't find a pity fuck

Better than nothing eh?

I can at least hope I'm that good

Do you make an effort? Shave your pits,put something sexy on,pamper his body,cook him steak,make sure the house is quiet and clean? All the usual things the modern women should do for their husbands.

Are you trying to get me murdered? !

I'm trying to get you a fuck!

Well I always get some fun after she has

That isn't the only time! Thanks now I'm being made to look a complete selfish bitch between you both

I'm out."

I don't think you are Scarlet I'm pretty sure you both get pleasure from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, you need to start to wear a bell and warn on comers .......

Good luck

I thought as much! !

Snuggle in, I am feeling kind.

I'm off to buy a hat.

View must be ill. He used the "s" word!

That was View? STFU!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol"

Yeah, maybe in Hollywood romcoms where the buff handsome guy is always portrayed as a complete cunt and the 'average' guy is still actually quite handsome but he's just a bit of a bumbling buffoon. In real life however reality bites. It bites hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol

Both women and men go for looks first. Whether they realise it or not. If you haven't got the looks to spark initial interest, your personality is largely redundant. Luckily good looks are quite subjective so not everyone has the same ideals of beauty. But if you don't pass a person's looks test, you're not getting any further, certainly not in Fab world. (I'm waiting for someone to chip in with, "when I met my partner, they weren't what I thought was attractive, but now we are happily married... blah, blah, blah")

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol

I go for thighs and beards and a guy who has a great knowledge of biscuits

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

I'm not going to stroke your ego. I'd rather stroke something else.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

you calling they guys i see 'mediocre' and'average' because they are small enough to get on top of.whilst being soft enough so i can lay my head in their laps....you know what, i dont think they will mind, after all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Im not a gym guy and i dont have to much of a problem meeting women.

Not everyone is into six packs either.

Just be yourself and youll meet people that like you for who you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a 6pack like a celebrity doesn't always means more interest, as they think we spend to much time in the gym lol

You spend all your time in the gym, Shag

"
That is right, it is my 2nd home lol

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By *urreyfemWoman over a year ago

surrey

"Having a 6pack like a celebrity doesn't always means more interest, as they think we spend to much time in the gym lol

Never to much time spent in a gym...always nice to make an effort;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Says the nearly 6 foot slim guy...

It's truth lol

I go for thighs and beards and a guy who has a great knowledge of biscuits

"
Must admit i pick the best biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a 6pack like a celebrity doesn't always means more interest, as they think we spend to much time in the gym lol

Never to much time spent in a gym...always nice to make an effort;)"
Thanks and that is right, as it is all about the effort x.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'.

I'd do you for the eye brows and moustache alone

your body is fine

And id watch

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By *manda63Woman over a year ago

Southampton

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Why do you think you aren't buff enough, ? I prefer a slim guy but gym bunnies don't appeal

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though."

It went a looong time ago!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

It went a looong time ago! "

You look much younger than expected without it.

I like the way this thread is still so serious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confidence will get you meets. I've met lots of women not comfortable in their bodies but their confidence was the most attractive attribute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello.... remember me... I live about 5 miles from you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

It went a looong time ago!

You look much younger than expected without it.

I like the way this thread is still so serious.

Of course it's serious,bodies are not to be laughed at you know.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Thanks. Not that being large is a bad thing. At least it's a body type. Some women really go for cuddly guys. But no one craves "mediocre"."

You look rather hot if you ask me!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

It went a looong time ago!

You look much younger than expected without it.

I like the way this thread is still so serious.

Of course it's serious,bodies are not to be laughed at you know. "

I laugh at mine all the time.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I don't have a sixpack and I do OK.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't looked at your profile but what i will say is beauty is from within. If you exude a personality that catches a woman eye you are half way there i think.

Obviously a fat wallet, Bentley and fit friends will help too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

You are lovely the way you are. Not all women like the whole six pack, ripped look. X

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't have a sixpack and I do OK. "

Each of your thighs have six packs of their own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Well after seeing all your pics on public today, I wouldn't mind a go - Mr

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"To shit to swing? I see loads of guys using their six packs to get meets. Well I am not a gym kinda guy. Should I just give up as I'm not buff enough? Nobody wants 'average'."

Mate I am skinny as hell, and short to go with it lol. But yet I get attention. All about confidence dude. I bullshit myself in thinking I'm toned and sexy. And guess what some women believe in it. Just go for it. May get a few knocks on the road but that's life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though."

But dos you know that you can have muscle and not be self obsessed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

But dos you know that you can have muscle and not be self obsessed

Shut up!!! I don't believe you!!

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though.

But dos you know that you can have muscle and not be self obsessed

Surely not....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

his must be the best look at me thread in a long time

I looked ....

Great average bod if I may say so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"his must be the best look at me thread in a long time

I looked ....

Great average bod if I may say so!"

Hey thanks!! Played for, and won!

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"D prefers the average guy. Self-obsessed muscle boys turn her off.

Lose the tache though."

Most rude

Firstly most humans quite rightly are objectively self obsessed

However should a lady apply lipstick , wear a nice dress or have her hair done would you dare say she is self obsessed in such an insulting manner ?

I indeed care about myself , I also expand my most fair and caring nature to all around and beyond

I indeed or aim for a long active very happy and healthy life and to do so I need to both look after me AND all that and who are part of my life which happens to be the human race , animals and the environment xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks to all those who played along xxxx love you all

PS ..... FANCY A FUCK????!

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