My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.
I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.
When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!
Impressive.
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"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.
I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.
When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!
Impressive.
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It is indeed, the lighter way to enjoy chocolate |
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"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.
I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.
When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!
Impressive.
It is indeed, the lighter way to enjoy chocolate "
When you've worked out how she did it, post it on the forum.
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"My missus did this *amazing* thing where she came downstairs in a new négligée and told me to meet her upstairs in 5.
I did as bidden, and found her playing with herself and with Malteasers balanced on her boobs, tummy and pubis.
When I worked out how she'd done it was like, Clever woman!
Impressive.
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You make my Malteeser-eating seem so dull now!  |
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"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad? 
I just tried. I can. It's a wide-ish straw. "
An you don't need to suck like a dyson to do it  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?
Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.
The wide straw helps  "
I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick. |
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"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?
Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.
The wide straw helps
I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick."
Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?
Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.
The wide straw helps
I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick.
Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing? "
Yes. |
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"Wonder if you really can pick em up with a straw like on the ad?
Yes, but it takes a lot of suck.
The wide straw helps
I haven't been successful with the blowing and keeping it in the air trick.
Wot...like a ping pong ball at the fair kinda thing?
Yes. "
He he...now that would be skills! |
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"....from the fridge and a cuppa.
Bold, but 
They're better from the freezer. "
I eat Kit-Kats and wine gums from the freezer.
Must try Malteesers next  |
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