I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "cock". Welcome to slavery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have always depended on the kindness of cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my dear I don't give a cock.

"Gone with the wind""

And afterall, tomorrow is another cock

Also "Gone with the wind"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The truth is you can't handle the cock (truth) a few good men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like i picked the wrong day to give up cock sniffing..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his cock with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

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By * Reason WhyCouple over a year ago

Newcastle Area

Micky and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong, they just don't give a cock.

(Natural Born Killers)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share cock.

Pulp Fiction - Mia Wallace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listen to them, cock of the night, what music they make

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know how to cock, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No i am cock..

Sparticus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocks sir, thousands of them

Fab, whoopsie, I mean Zulu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just can't handle the cock

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By *illnatMan over a year ago

wherever i need to be

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of all the cocks in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do yer feel lucky cock?...Do ya ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You saying that Blain and Hawkins got killed by a fucking cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see dead cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may be cock on the outside but on the inside im feeling really blue..

Lotso hugging bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your stinking cock off me, damn dirty ape.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his cock with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not a number

I am a free cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rudulf the red nosed raindear had a very shiney cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We want the finest cocks available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mother thanks cock, my father thanks cock, my sister thanks cock, and I thank cock

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

Gone with the cock ... (wind) .. .. .. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We want the finest cocks available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My mother thanks cock, my father thanks cock, my sister thanks cock, and I thank cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The names Cock.. James Cock 007"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flash. Flash. I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody puts cock in the corner ~ Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We want the finest cocks available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

... Oh, and "cock"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock motherfucker, do you speak it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your father was seduced by the dark side of the cock. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I AM big! It was the cocks that got smaller..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No tears please, it’s a waste of good cock (hellraiser)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway, like I was sayin', cock is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, cock-kabobs, cock creole, cock gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple cock, lemon cock, coconut cock, pepper cock, cock soup, cock stew, cock salad, cock and potatoes, cock burger, cock sandwich. That- that's about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate his cock with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CoCk cApTaIn JàMeS COCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's cock of the fucking century.

(lock stock)

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

don't know what to say really.

Three minutes

to the biggest cock of our professional lives

all comes down to today.

Either

we heal

as a team

or cocks are going to crumble.

Inch by inch

Cock by cock

till we're finished.

We are in hell right now, gentlemen

believe me

we can stay here

and get the shit kicked out of our cocks.

we can fight our way

back into the light.

We can climb out of hell.

One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.

I'm too old.

I look around and I see these young cocks

and I think

I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.

I pissed away my cock

believe it or not.

I chased off

Cocks.

I can't even stand the cock I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life

Your cock get taken from you.

that's part of life.

But,

you only learn that when you start losing cock,

You find out that life is just a game of inches.

So is football.

Because in either game

life or football

the margin for error is so small.

I mean

one half cock too late or to early

you cock it.

One half second too slow or too fast

and you don't quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They are in every cock.

every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch

On this team, we tear our cocks apart, and everyone around us

to pieces for that inch.

We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.

Cause we know

when we add up all those inches

that's going to make cock the fucking difference

between WINNING and LOSING

between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this

in any fight

it is the guy who is willing to diefor his cock

who is going to win that inch.

And I know

if I am going to have any cock anymore

it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that cock

because that is what LIVING is.

The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.

You gotta look at the guy next to you.

Look at his cock.

Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.

You are going to see a guy

who will sacrifice himself for that cock.

becaue when it comes down to cocks,

you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a cock, gentlemen

and either we heal now, as a team,

or cocks will die as individuals.

That's cocks guys.

That's all it is.

Now, whattaya gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Clarice Starling: If you didn’t kill him, then who did, sir?

Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His cock was going nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and cock ; egg bacon and cock; egg bacon sausage and cock; cock bacon sausage and cock; cock egg cock cock bacon and cock; cock sausage cock cock bacon cock tomato and cock;

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his cock "

You have ruined a wonderful life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to warp speed Mr Scott, but captain if i push any harder the cock will blow...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Third rule of Cock Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the cock is over.

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

(Any give month of Sundays)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to warp speed Mr Scott, but captain if i push any harder the cock will blow..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our cocks!" Braveheart

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little cock, too!" Wizard of Oz

"I'm having an old cock for dinner." Silence of the Lambs

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his cock." It's a Wonderful Life

"Houston, we have a cock." Apollo 13

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you want to build a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man: Well, what've you got?

I'll just take cock please

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Hannibal you know how to gain cock but not what to do with it.

"Marhusrabal

(Hanibal at the gates)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strange cocks are afoot at the Circle-K

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock...smash!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green cock seems so long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF COCK COMPELS YOU!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First of all, keep her out of the light, she hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill her. Second, don't give her any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much she cries, no matter how much she begs, never give her cock after midnight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goooood evening ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question...where is Harvey's cock?

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By *rotiquexxxMan over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

It's cock time, it's excellent (Wayne's World)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake cum at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the cum in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started cumming all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one doesn't need a word changed:

He slimed me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock shall not pass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no place like cock. There's no place like cock.

The Wizard of Oz.

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