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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cook wash up and clean for my mum. 
I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.
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As the women once done for you, stop complaining and have a wank  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like spiders. But if you don't, get a cat. Mine eats them."
Same as ours. They're little furry  kitties. Catch and kill pretty much anything that crawls, buzzes, creeps around the house or garden. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Mum has a cat... It's still zzz zzz zzz upstairs on a bed. while mum was screaming.  
Spider now outside hopefully it'll go live in the shed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Woke up in the converted cow sheds masquerading as chalets in the
hi-de- hi holiday camp in harwich with the biggest, blackest, hairiest,fuck off, wolf spider on my face. Covering one eye.
I almost shit the bed. I have no fear of anything but that was a shock to say the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You do realise that she carried you for nine months,possibly causing her heartburn,constipation,back ache,stretch marks and other more serious problems. She went through immense pain and all kinds of body probing,prodding and examinations to finally squeeze you out of a not very big orifice. And you have the bloody cheek to moan about a few spiders???
Shame on you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol is it that they're in your home?
Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?
That was for ruby."
Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cook wash up and clean for my mum.
I m fed up Of chasing and having to catch spiders in my mums house.. bloody things.
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invest in a spider catcher from Lakeland  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol is it that they're in your home?
Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?
That was for ruby.
Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep."
Ah I see. I won't tell you about the things I saw in Africa then . I wouldn't want you to have nightmares. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol is it that they're in your home?
Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?
That was for ruby.
Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep."
Stop! I'll be awake all night now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol is it that they're in your home?
Do you have the same feeling toward butterflies?
That was for ruby.
Butterflies are ok. I saw an episode of Casualty where a moth crawled into a woman's ear when she was asleep.
Ah I see. I won't tell you about the things I saw in Africa then . I wouldn't want you to have nightmares. "
I don't mind about stuff in Africa - I'm not in Africa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well casualty might be the place to be. Some of the creepy crawlies that choose to make their homes in people's bodies/orifices has to be seen to be believed.
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"You do realise that she carried you for nine months,possibly causing her heartburn,constipation,back ache,stretch marks and other more serious problems. She went through immense pain and all kinds of body probing,prodding and examinations to finally squeeze you out of a not very big orifice. And you have the bloody cheek to moan about a few spiders???
Shame on you "
I care for my mum.. cook her meals, clean her house and other responsibilities ...so yeah I'm doing my bit.. the spiders are my doing fuck all other than upsetting her.
So take your shame and point it at the spiders. |
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