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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We all know male Ejjaculation is 100% real and semen ( spunk ) proves that fact.

Could the female Ejjaculation be a fabricated state of affairs ?

Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought

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By *opman1111Man over a year ago

belfast

When awoman squirts (which my wife does occasionally during oral) it's pee due to a full bladder before sex, but very erotic non the less lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here we go! Haven't heard this one in a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i cum dead easily with the right guys.

it's not made up, if you've definitely squirted you will know it's a real thing.

i squirted in someones mouth last weekend and nearly choked him by accident, it was kind if funny once i realised he was ok. i had the best time ever that night and i think it was coz both the guys were lady pleasers and wanted me to have all the pleasure and they pampered me sexually so much. happy days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I cum spunk filled with little Olympic swimmers , not piss ,

I'm not a believer even though Iv had previous women tell me they came ,

I'm forever in doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never cum during penetrative sex

Ever. I think 75% of women can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair op, I used to tell my ex id cum, just to get him off me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To be fair op, I used to tell my ex id cum, just to get him off me

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have never cum during penetrative sex

Ever. I think 75% of women can't "

And I think the other 25% fabricate it to feel superior to other women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never cum during penetrative sex

Ever. I think 75% of women can't

And I think the other 25% fabricate it to feel superior to other women "

I don't think so op lol I don't feel any less superior for not being able to, I still enjoy it and not everything's about a penis

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Can't even be bothered to begin typing a reply to this nonesense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op it may just be that you haven't managed to make a woman cum?

And confusing cumming with squirting shows your ignorance of how a women's body works?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez heard it all now.

1). squirt is not wee

. It is a clear fluid, I have only squirted twice in my life and can assure you it isn't!

Woman cum with out ejaculating, yeah some woman fake but majority don't, I can sometimes cum with penetration alone but usually need to rub my clit to get me there.

All your doing OP is showing you know absolutely nothing about woman and their needs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't even be bothered to begin typing a reply to this nonesense."

i'm thinking i also cba. another know it all who knows shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?"

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs? "

Would a butterfly be better ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?"

please don't start any more topics.

i know about dog breeding, it's not even comparable to human sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

please don't start any more topics.

i know about dog breeding, it's not even comparable to human sex."

The end result being to reproduce , trees mate by spraying there pollen and pollinating seeds,

Yes it is lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs?

Would a butterfly be better ?

If you feel the need to have something to compare women to? Go for it. Chances are you've probably had more experience with above mentioned than actual, real women!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"We all know male Ejjaculation is 100% real and semen ( spunk ) proves that fact.

Could the female Ejjaculation be a fabricated state of affairs ?

Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought "

Your not doing it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs?

Would a butterfly be better ?

If you feel the need to have something to compare women to? Go for it. Chances are you've probably had more experience with above mentioned than actual, real women! "

There is no need to become so defensive that it becomes offensive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

please don't start any more topics.

i know about dog breeding, it's not even comparable to human sex.

The end result being to reproduce , trees mate by spraying there pollen and pollinating seeds,

Yes it is lol"

how do plants piss then? go on, tell us the link between fake squirting and plants pissing themselves during reproduction.

haha, you my man need to learn how to debate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just when you think you've seen it all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs?

Would a butterfly be better ?

If you feel the need to have something to compare women to? Go for it. Chances are you've probably had more experience with above mentioned than actual, real women!

There is no need to become so defensive that it becomes offensive

If I fall into a certain state of sleep and piss my bed, does that mean I have infact came ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We all know male Ejjaculation is 100% real and semen ( spunk ) proves that fact.

Could the female Ejjaculation be a fabricated state of affairs ?

Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought "

Dude!!! You have set yourself up a bit there, saying it's difficult to make a woman cum.I bet there's a million guys thinking 'speak for yourself'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I know nothing about a woman's body,

I have bread different breads of dogs over the years and on occasions some of those female dogs have shit themselves whilst the breeding process takes place

What would you as women call that ?

Omfgg!!!! We're now being compared to dogs???

Good luck on the forums and this site op, think you'll bloody need it!!!

Might just be best to stick to dogs?

Would a butterfly be better ?

If you feel the need to have something to compare women to? Go for it. Chances are you've probably had more experience with above mentioned than actual, real women!

There is no need to become so defensive that it becomes offensive

If I fall into a certain state of sleep and piss my bed, does that mean I have infact came ?

And bring on the unequal sexist comments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is the funniest out of all the squirt topics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We all know male Ejjaculation is 100% real and semen ( spunk ) proves that fact.

Could the female Ejjaculation be a fabricated state of affairs ?

Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought

Dude!!! You have set yourself up a bit there, saying it's difficult to make a woman cum.I bet there's a million guys thinking 'speak for yourself'."

I'm in no way saying it's not difficult to make a woman piss herself, put me infront of Freddie Grugar or Jason and I will both piss and shit myself at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also breed dogs, I always ensure that the bitch has, in your words, shit herself before introducing the stud dog.

That she is not feeling threatened or scared. If she is showing signs of been uncomfortable around the stud by aggression or fright I take it she is not ready to be served and remove her.

Your comparison between canine and female is very worrying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had plenty of orgasms in my time. I've never squirted. Not sure what you think the correlation is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel great release and pleasure when I piss my bed, so every bloke is telling me that pleasurable feeling before the warmth up your back you ain't felt before ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We all know male Ejjaculation is 100% real and semen ( spunk ) proves that fact.

Could the female Ejjaculation be a fabricated state of affairs ?

Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought

Dude!!! You have set yourself up a bit there, saying it's difficult to make a woman cum.I bet there's a million guys thinking 'speak for yourself'."
op u need to learn where your partner likes to be touched and how much pressure she can handle not just hope for the best which is where u are going wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel great release and pleasure when I piss my bed, so every bloke is telling me that pleasurable feeling before the warmth up your back you ain't felt before ?"

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"And this is the reason single guys get a bad rap on fab op u have just pissed off every lady here in record time by being an insulting moron think before u speak and if u can't say anything intelligent keep quiet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It just gets worse.

And I'm offensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought "

you could just be a crap shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? "
Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? "

Hahahahaha OP are you really this ignorant or is it a,wind up?

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Could that be why it is seemingly so difficult to make a woman cum ?

Just a thought

you could just be a crap shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I should start a new thread in your honour op.....

Do grown men regularly piss the bed?

Do you enjoy the warmth running up your back?

Think I know what my answer will be!!!

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

It's difficult to make a women come when your restraining order bans you from being within 100m of one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread "

Googles full of theory's so I'm asking the pros

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I should start a new thread in your honour op.....

Do grown men regularly piss the bed?

Do you enjoy the warmth running up your back?

Think I know what my answer will be!!! "

I must admit it has been some years since I have actually pissed my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference. "

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

No, it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread

Googles full of theory's so I'm asking the pros

No. It doesn't release an egg. Would you like me to tell you all about periods? It's bloody interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I should start a new thread in your honour op.....

Do grown men regularly piss the bed?

Do you enjoy the warmth running up your back?

Think I know what my answer will be!!! "
never wet the bed but have spunked up a partners back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

No, it doesn't. "

nice bum by the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

No, it doesn't.

nice bum by the way "

Thank you for your attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I should start a new thread in your honour op.....

Do grown men regularly piss the bed?

Do you enjoy the warmth running up your back?

Think I know what my answer will be!!! never wet the bed but have spunked up a partners back x"

I bet you've never had 10 pints and pissed in the wardrobe either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's real. It happens to me. It's not a orgasm but it's jolly nice, as are actual orgasms. If it's pee, fair enough, but it doesn't smell or taste like pee. I know the difference.

It's not an actual orgasm but it feels like one

No, it doesn't.

nice bum by the way

Thank you for your attention. "

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread

Googles full of theory's so I'm asking the pros

No. It doesn't release an egg. Would you like me to tell you all about periods? It's bloody interesting. "

I think you should draw him a picture....have you got any crayons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread

Googles full of theory's so I'm asking the pros

No. It doesn't release an egg. Would you like me to tell you all about periods? It's bloody interesting. "

No I'm fully aware of a period ( menstrual cycle ) and it's purpose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this thread op needs a head shrink and fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this thread op needs a head shrink and fast

"
he needs to go back to sex education lessons as daddy obviously was a caveman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Again can I say in a polite non offensive way how I am simply asking for a certain factual answer to googles theory's about female orgasm and Ejjaculation from the pros ?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

*Both quickly take down notes of preferences*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

Can I just say your 3rd pic 28th of Aug 2016 is one of the hottest pics Iv seen on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

Can I just say your 3rd pic 28th of Aug 2016 is one of the hottest pics Iv seen on fab

you think you could make her cum OP ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much knew which way this was going from the opening post! Oh and you need to remove 1 j, really annoying!

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Well it is a while since this subject has been aired; it used to be a weekly debate.

I am still astounded that so called swingers ( supposed to be experienced at sex?) have such a massive level of ignorance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

Can I just say your 3rd pic 28th of Aug 2016 is one of the hottest pics Iv seen on fab

you think you could make her cum OP ? lol"

I'd die trying my friend, this woman is in my opinion hot, the bra the denim the posture in her 3rd pic is what I'm talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty much knew which way this was going from the opening post! Oh and you need to remove 1 j, really annoying! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not one definite answer as to why there is the need for female orgasm or ejaculation with 1 j ?

And there was me thinking everyone on fab wanted an educated person ?

No offence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Again can I say in a polite non offensive way how I am simply asking for a certain factual answer to googles theory's about female orgasm and Ejjaculation from the pros ?

Ok! Fair enough!

From what I can gather - it's only since the 1950's that science has even started to consider the concept of female pleasure/orgasm during intercourse.

A minute budget has been spent on this and areas like gushing/squirting (what is it, what causes it etc)

Fair enough really - cancer and other diseases are obviously far more worthy of funding!

For that reason - and because what little research has been done is very conflicting - sex/orgasms etc will always be subjective.

I'm not sure why we feel the need to understand/dissect everything in life - probably just our innate human curiosity!

To me it boils down to this:

I bloody adore sex so I intend to be doing it when I'm very old - hopefully by then with someone I really love!

Some people sadly don't enjoy it as much - so they do it less or not at all!

Simple!

Big hugs op! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? Google it because u obviously don't know shit and are winding people up or just delete the thread

Googles full of theory's so I'm asking the pros

No. It doesn't release an egg. Would you like me to tell you all about periods? It's bloody interesting.

No I'm fully aware of a period ( menstrual cycle ) and it's purpose

Your medal is in the post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well the need for 1 j is because that's just how it's god damn spelt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When a female plant reaches sexual maturity if it fails to be pollinated it can turn into a hermaphrodite,

It's all theory's right ?

We all as living organisms that soak up oxygen share one main similar treated, the need to reproduce, can anyone explain a theory about what a woman may incure if she fails to be pollenised ?

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By *alacious RedWoman over a year ago

croydon

Get turned on, have sex according to preference, satisfaction nsa so if it's not satisfying I wouldn't bother! Simple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your now a beautiful buttercup , grow, grow, spread your pettels and reach for the sky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

"
here here at end of day if she is smiling after sex job done

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Does my head in when a man thinks the aim of sex is to make a woman squirt, this aint a proper orgasm so guys please stop hammering away at our Fanny's in an attempt to get us to piss ourselves. Concentrate on giving us a proper orgasm please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a female plant reaches sexual maturity if it fails to be pollinated it can turn into a hermaphrodite,

It's all theory's right ?

We all as living organisms that soak up oxygen share one main similar treated, the need to reproduce, can anyone explain a theory about what a woman may incure if she fails to be pollenised ? "

The main issues I've experienced are pressure from my parents and sympathetic head tilts at family gatherings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty sure you cant fake gushing or squirting. But faking an orgasm well just check out the film when Harry met Sally

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

"When a female plant reaches sexual maturity if it fails to be pollinated it can turn into a hermaphrodite,

It's all theory's right ?

We all as living organisms that soak up oxygen share one main similar treated, the need to reproduce, can anyone explain a theory about what a woman may incure if she fails to be pollenised ? "

Well as a woman who "has failed to be pollenised" i can confirm i have incurred nothing except to enjoy plenty of sex. My 93 year old neighbour "failed to be pollenised" and all she incurred was a very happy 60+ year marriage and a long and happy life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck sake op woman can orgasm without a man just like a man can without a woman it's called masterbation we don't need to reproduce to orgasm we are not buttercups if I dont cum when having sex I won't die nor will the lady so stop making shit comparisons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does my head in when a man thinks the aim of sex is to make a woman squirt, this aint a proper orgasm so guys please stop hammering away at our Fanny's in an attempt to get us to piss ourselves. Concentrate on giving us a proper orgasm please!"

Iv never made a woman shirt ever, plenty have screamed out and told me its pleasurable, most have claimed to have came ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course "

Seriously op i would stop now if i were you. If you think you will make a woman orgasm fucking the way you want to fuck you really really dont have a clue how women work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course "

What do you mean by real circumstances?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck sake op woman can orgasm without a man just like a man can without a woman it's called masterbation we don't need to reproduce to orgasm we are not buttercups if I dont cum when having sex I won't die nor will the lady so stop making shit comparisons "

We are here on this planet to live life, reproduce then die, those are certain facts we can all be certain of

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course

What do you mean by real circumstances?"

Your a woman and you as one knows fine well what I mean

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Iv never made a woman shirt ever, plenty have screamed out and told me its pleasurable, most have claimed to have came ? "

Not every woman can (or wants) to squirt. An orgasm and squirting are entirely different. I've had hundreds, if not thousands of orgasms but only squirted once.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Iv never made a woman shirt ever, plenty have screamed out and told me its pleasurable, most have claimed to have came ?

Not every woman can (or wants) to squirt. An orgasm and squirting are entirely different. I've had hundreds, if not thousands of orgasms but only squirted once. "

If a bloke messages me and that's the first question he asks I block as I know that will be all he's interested in on a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course

What do you mean by real circumstances?

Your a woman and you as one knows fine well what I mean

You're

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course

Seriously op i would stop now if i were you. If you think you will make a woman orgasm fucking the way you want to fuck you really really dont have a clue how women work "

This.

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Comedy comes in many forms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not trolling

I'm asking for answers to theory's, if that makes a bad person stick me on the bench along side Powell and the rest of them

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts, if you cant post on the thread without insulting others then it might be better not to post at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, concentrate on making a woman orgasm.

It really doesn't matter if she squirts or gushes to be honest

If female orgasm is real then should that not be achieved in real circumstances ?

I like to Fuk the way I as a man likes to Fuk ?

So maybe the real way to achieve female orgasm is let a man Fuk you the way he would like to ?

All theory's of course

What do you mean by real circumstances?

Your a woman and you as one knows fine well what I mean

No I don't, that's why I asked. You're asking lots of questions, at least have the manners to answer one that's asked of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm literally pissing myself reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm literally pissing myself reading this thread

Or am i cumming??

I just don't know anymore...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm literally pissing myself reading this thread

Or am i cumming??

I just don't know anymore..."

Wish i was underneath you while that's going on lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread... I don't even know where to start...

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By *veabigun37Man over a year ago

Northwich

My fb does. It's amazing. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask what is the purpose of female orgasm ? Does it release an egg ? "

Don't they teach you youngsters anything in school these days?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv never made a woman shirt ever, plenty have screamed out and told me its pleasurable, most have claimed to have came ? "
If you are a clever chap and you know the female body then you would know if she came or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread... I don't even know where to start..."

This

Is it April 1st ?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Iv never made a woman shirt ever, plenty have screamed out and told me its pleasurable, most have claimed to have came ? If you are a clever chap and you know the female body then you would know if she came or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did I mention I bought a selfie stick ? Lovely pink handle

And is the world still flat ?

Apples don't fall from trees they are pushed ? Haha

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By *avewestcumbriaMan over a year ago

Whitehaven

This is one of the weirdest threads I've seen, and OP, your bizarre and probably offensive take on the subject is embarrassing me as a fellow cumbrian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

Depends if there taller than me I guess, them I'm Fukd haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

Depends if there taller than me I guess, them I'm Fukd haha "

Some heights I cannot reach, squirting being one of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

Depends if there taller than me I guess, them I'm Fukd haha

Some heights I cannot reach, squirting being one of them

Well at least your open to admit!... Men will say they have achieved this but haven't,

It's not always about getting them to squirt, it's the real pleasure of an orgasm that's the goal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

Depends if there taller than me I guess, them I'm Fukd haha

Some heights I cannot reach, squirting being one of them

Well at least your open to admit!... Men will say they have achieved this but haven't,

It's not always about getting them to squirt, it's the real pleasure of an orgasm that's the goal!

I have tried without success and I would've liked to achieve it so I could taste and smell and make my own mind up as to wether it's in my opinion piss or not

But no I ain't never made any woman squirt,

Made a few piss themselves with laughing though if that counts ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly this is a wind up?

Or don't you acctually know your way around a woman's body?

Depends if there taller than me I guess, them I'm Fukd haha

Some heights I cannot reach, squirting being one of them

Well at least your open to admit!... Men will say they have achieved this but haven't,

It's not always about getting them to squirt, it's the real pleasure of an orgasm that's the goal!

I have tried without success and I would've liked to achieve it so I could taste and smell and make my own mind up as to wether it's in my opinion piss or not

But no I ain't never made any woman squirt,

Made a few piss themselves with laughing though if that counts ?"

Unfortunately not mate! If they have there pant on... It doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is one of the weirdest threads I've seen, and OP, your bizarre and probably offensive take on the subject is embarrassing me as a fellow cumbrian. "

No need to feel embarrassed

we are all here for a laugh giggle and good times

no matter what county we are from we are all human

or are we dancers ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can't expect to get the answers if your not willing to ask the questions right ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm literally pissing myself reading this thread

Or am i cumming??

I just don't know anymore..."

Is it more than a thimble full?

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

These threads are usually a to and fro of piss. This one is something else.

And it's not piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my experience,and I've had a lot, huge amounts of fluid that comes from the urethra is piss. Leave the bed or towels overnight and smell them in the morning.

Some orgasms are wetter than others because of vaginal secretions. Sometimes those secretions can pool a little and squirt out with the cock. An ejaculation from the urethra is piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?"

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Indulge me ? Mate I'm straight so there be no hanky panky between us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Why would you think that? He's raised a very good question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Indulge me ? Mate I'm straight so there be no hanky panky between us

Lol good to know. I don't fancy prison. Ok:

1a, are you serious?

1,Female Ejaculation is no different to a man's and it's been happening since we evolved from apes.

2, The differences are the fluids released ie men ejaculate sperm.

Women DON'T ejaculate their ovaries.

3, a man and woman can both Cum without reaching orgasm.

4, orgasms happen in the head when endorphins are released. It gives one an overwhelming sense of well being.

In short Cumming and orgasming are 2 different things and not gender specific.

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Indulge me ? Mate I'm straight so there be no hanky panky between us

Lol good to know. I don't fancy prison. Ok:

1a, are you serious?

1,Female Ejaculation is no different to a man's and it's been happening since we evolved from apes.

2, The differences are the fluids released ie men ejaculate sperm.

Women DON'T ejaculate their ovaries.

3, a man and woman can both Cum without reaching orgasm.

4, orgasms happen in the head when endorphins are released. It gives one an overwhelming sense of well being.

In short Cumming and orgasming are 2 different things and not gender specific.

Hope that helps

Are you really sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Here we go! Haven't heard this one in a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have observed and determined just about everyone using the threads are sexual experts so I'm asking those that are to answer my fair questions and doubts and theory's.

Does that make me an ignorant person ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wanting to further my knowledge about sex and get abuse for it, kinda wishing I'd just stayed in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Indulge me ? Mate I'm straight so there be no hanky panky between us

Lol good to know. I don't fancy prison. Ok:

1a, are you serious?

1,Female Ejaculation is no different to a man's and it's been happening since we evolved from apes.

2, The differences are the fluids released ie men ejaculate sperm.

Women DON'T ejaculate their ovaries.

3, a man and woman can both Cum without reaching orgasm.

4, orgasms happen in the head when endorphins are released. It gives one an overwhelming sense of well being.

In short Cumming and orgasming are 2 different things and not gender specific.

Hope that helps

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

"Here we go! Haven't heard this one in a while

"
... ain't it boring having to explain it's not peeee ... ..... for OP try tasting the squirt ... then taste piss ... totally different .. but guessing you will never be lucky enough ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How far back does the female Ejjaculation go ?

Who was the very first woman to accomplish such a thing ?

Joan Of Arc ?

Go on then I'll indulge you.

Are you on high doses of various medication?

Indulge me ? Mate I'm straight so there be no hanky panky between us

Lol good to know. I don't fancy prison. Ok:

1a, are you serious?

1,Female Ejaculation is no different to a man's and it's been happening since we evolved from apes.

2, The differences are the fluids released ie men ejaculate sperm.

Women DON'T ejaculate their ovaries.

3, a man and woman can both Cum without reaching orgasm.

4, orgasms happen in the head when endorphins are released. It gives one an overwhelming sense of well being.

In short Cumming and orgasming are 2 different things and not gender specific.

Hope that helps

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I think you could be right ?

I shall hand it over to the experts

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? "
... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? ... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise .. "

I once almost drowned in my own swett

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? ... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise .. "

What is the biological purpose as for I'm far to confusing ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op I think your literally taking the piss !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? ... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise ..

What is the biological purpose as for I'm far to confusing ?"

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just here to pick up tips & perv & profile pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? ... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise ..

What is the biological purpose as for I'm far to confusing ?

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid? "

Google has a theory that it helps spermicide help move about ?

Would that be the wettness created by stimulating before orgasm even takes place, could a women actually be in a state of orgasm as soon as female bodily fluid secretion takes place ?

No I'm not taking the piss at all

Answers I would like answers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid? "

It doesn't. Female ejaculate doesn't always happen even when a man has Cum. When it does it comes from the urethra. The semen is released further up towards the womans cervix (About 8.5 inches if your me)

It doesn't get washed away lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid?

It doesn't get washed away lol"

Where is it stored to get into the urethra? Which is attached to the bladder isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know that by stimulating a woman's vagina that certain bodily fluid is secreted in order to lubricate her vaginal passage.

My questions

Why does a woman reach orgasm and what does it achieve ?

Why does a woman ejacukate ( squirt ) and again what is the purpose ?

What is achieved ? ... achieved??? .. a drenched bed /wall/carpet/ towels .. we've had to resort to taking a shower curtain on road trips .. hotel beds and friends bed get drenched otherwise ..

What is the biological purpose as for I'm far to confusing ?

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid?

Google has a theory that it helps spermicide help move about ?

Would that be the wettness created by stimulating before orgasm even takes place, could a women actually be in a state of orgasm as soon as female bodily fluid secretion takes place ?

No I'm not taking the piss at all

Answers I would like answers

A small amount of secretion in the vagina would help,not floods of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things"

Hmm that's not how I understand it. I've never shouted out "I'm orgasming, I'm orgasming" or "I'm squirting, I'm squirting". Do you get me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have questioned that on here before. Why would a woman's body try to wash away the sperm with huge amounts of fluid?

It doesn't get washed away lol

Where is it stored to get into the urethra? Which is attached to the bladder isn't it. "

Yeah it's stored in the bladder and comes out her urethra which won't wash sperm out of a womans cervix?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things

Hmm that's not how I understand it. I've never shouted out "I'm orgasming, I'm orgasming" or "I'm squirting, I'm squirting". Do you get me? "

You are talking about semantics. Different ways people describe things. It doesn't change what's happening medically.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surly if a woman didn't o rgasam and there for enjoy sex she wouldn't want it and there humanity would end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things

Hmm that's not how I understand it. I've never shouted out "I'm orgasming, I'm orgasming" or "I'm squirting, I'm squirting". Do you get me?

You are talking about semantics. Different ways people describe things. It doesn't change what's happening medically.

No of course not. I'm very literal so you'll have to forgive me, but I'm not with you at all, but we'll leave it there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually op I cum fairly easily!

Well done you for having your easily 'provable' ejaculate - bravo!

I can come in three ways!

I come about a dozen times when riding a guy when it hits my g-spot during penetrative sex - and sometimes when he's deep inside on top of me!

I come clitorally when playing with my rabbit (flappy paddle ears are the BEST) - though no guy's made me do this through oral yet!

I come when I'm made to gush (neither looks, tastes nor smells like pee thank you!) by a man with 'talented' fingers!

So op - you can keep your 'provable' orgasm - I'm more than happy with the three I've got - and so are the guys who meet me!

Have a nice day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surly if a woman didn't o rgasam and there for enjoy sex she wouldn't want it and there humanity would end."

A woman has an urge to have sex in order to reproduce, that's caused by hormones right ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things

Hmm that's not how I understand it. I've never shouted out "I'm orgasming, I'm orgasming" or "I'm squirting, I'm squirting". Do you get me?

You are talking about semantics. Different ways people describe things. It doesn't change what's happening medically.

No of course not. I'm very literal so you'll have to forgive me, but I'm not with you at all, but we'll leave it there.

I think I'm on the same page, being if a woman screamed out to me.....

I'm orgasming I'm orgasming I'd think what a paculiar word to use in this day and age, I'd question her sanity and probably never return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surly if a woman didn't o rgasam and there for enjoy sex she wouldn't want it and there humanity would end.

A woman has an urge to have sex in order to reproduce, that's caused by hormones right ?"

Yes of course but I'm sure the orgasams help. Before I fell pregnant I dodnt want children. I hated being pregnant. Hated Labour the only reason I had another was cos I didn't want my oldest being an only child. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe one day when I cum/orgasm I will hulicinate and see the real slim shady

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"When awoman squirts (which my wife does occasionally during oral) it's pee due to a full bladder before sex, but very erotic non the less lol"
its not pee..some women squirt pee and some squirt a fluid that is not pee, it doesnt taste, smell or look like pee..i dont pee myself when i squirt and the other women ive played with dont squirt pee either...

educate yourself..

watersports is watersports

female squirting is different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't "cumming" slang for an orgasm? My life was much simpler before reading this thread.

I'm using Cumming for squirting.

As women have said. Squirting and orgasming are different 2 things

Hmm that's not how I understand it. I've never shouted out "I'm orgasming, I'm orgasming" or "I'm squirting, I'm squirting". Do you get me?

You are talking about semantics. Different ways people describe things. It doesn't change what's happening medically.

No of course not. I'm very literal so you'll have to forgive me, but I'm not with you at all, but we'll leave it there.

I think I'm on the same page, being if a woman screamed out to me.....

I'm orgasming I'm orgasming I'd think what a paculiar word to use in this day and age, I'd question her sanity and probably never return

You need to look up the word semantics mate. Better still go and find your first woman to have sex with.

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My pee often changes colour and odour, can't say Iv ever drank the stuff to know it's difference in tastes , piss tests can be cheeted by drinking plenty of water prior to sample,

I'm going to carry out a test and drink a mouth full of my own piss to determine what it tastes like from a day with less water I take to the next, then and only then will I let you all know my findings

For scentific purposes obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When awoman squirts (which my wife does occasionally during oral) it's pee due to a full bladder before sex, but very erotic non the less lolits not pee..some women squirt pee and some squirt a fluid that is not pee, it doesnt taste, smell or look like pee..i dont pee myself when i squirt and the other women ive played with dont squirt pee either...

educate yourself..

watersports is watersports

female squirting is different"

Thank the Lord. Yes she's a woman too ladies and a clever one at that so thanks Suzy I've been trying to say the same thing in pm's

A woman pissing on me is not the same as a woman squirting in my face.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i dont automatically orgasm when i squirt..

and there are different types of orgasm, i also have full body orgasms with tantra, that are nothing like a clitoral orgasm..all different

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

educate yourself..

watersports is watersports

female squirting is different

Thank the Lord. Yes she's a woman too ladies and a clever one at that so thanks Suzy I've been trying to say the same thing in pm's

A woman pissing on me is not the same as a woman squirting in my face.

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its one of those roll the eye topics..if i agree some people pee at orgasm.. then others should be able to accept that some women can squirt with another fluid..simples...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pee often changes colour and odour, can't say Iv ever drank the stuff to know it's difference in tastes , piss tests can be cheeted by drinking plenty of water prior to sample,

For scentific purposes obviously

Yes do that you awesome dude. It'll tell you all you need to know about women

You are taking the piss. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My pee often changes colour and odour, can't say Iv ever drank the stuff to know it's difference in tastes , piss tests can be cheeted by drinking plenty of water prior to sample,

For scentific purposes obviously

Brilliant please upload a face pic after each taste.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everything our reproductive organs do they do in order to reproduce, in my own opinion and theory I think that squirting is a fabricated mindset or morthed hilucatio no side the brains chemicals ?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My pee often changes colour and odour, can't say Iv ever drank the stuff to know it's difference in tastes , piss tests can be cheeted by drinking plenty of water prior to sample,

For scentific purposes obviously

Yes do that you awesome dude. It'll tell you all you need to know about women

You are taking the piss. Literally. "
urine therapy can be life changing..however the constituents of men and womens pee is different, for example men have in their pee something that helps break down organic matter and women do not..so if you really want your pee to be useful, men should go pee in the composter, because it breaks it down quicker..women dont have this effect...another experiment for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hilucinations morthed inside the brains chemicals and that's my theory and like sir Isaac Newton until I'm proven wrong my theory's will remain

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Everything our reproductive organs do they do in order to reproduce, in my own opinion and theory I think that squirting is a fabricated mindset or morthed hilucatio no side the brains chemicals ?

"
you mean you cant make women squirt?..not all women are squirters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another theory could be that a woman's squirt could be her body reaching such an evolved state that she is becoming able to conceive without the need of a man, my theory is that in another billion years this evolutionary stage will happen, mankind will become womankind

sex will be no more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Again can I say in a polite non offensive way how I am simply asking for a certain factual answer to googles theory's about female orgasm and Ejjaculation from the pros ?

Biology not your forte huh?

It very much depends what sites you click on Google. And then What you read on the internet must be true right?

Not sure why we have schools. Just put every child on a computer with Google, they can learn theirselves then...

Speaking scientifically about the female orgasm, it's purpose, and what the fluid is that a lady passes when having an orgasm, it is spli into two opposing camps, of prominent scientist who are equally respected in their fields of expertise.

There seems to be no definable answer however that everyone agrees on.

One camp is it's urine.

The second camp is that it isn't urine.

Speaking from an awful lot of experience, I'll stick with camp two. Let others believe what they want, really don't care.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When awoman squirts (which my wife does occasionally during oral) it's pee due to a full bladder before sex, but very erotic non the less lol"

Sigh. I always completely empty my bladder before sex. I still squirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everything our reproductive organs do they do in order to reproduce, in my own opinion and theory I think that squirting is a fabricated mindset or morthed hilucatio no side the brains chemicals ?

you mean you cant make women squirt?..not all women are squirters"

Not all men think with there cocks but that's another debate for another day Suzy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hilucinations morthed inside the brains chemicals and that's my theory and like sir Isaac Newton until I'm proven wrong my theory's will remain

A vaguely recall in my history lessons, being taught that Sir Isaac Newton used Google to formulate his theories too...

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"I have never cum during penetrative sex

Ever. I think 75% of women can't

And I think the other 25% fabricate it to feel superior to other women "

I have cum during fucking with three partners out of I don't know how many. I do cum easily from touch and licking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men have nipples,women have nipples,women need nipples,men dont,Men need to ejaculate to go forth and multiply.Nature is the most extreme example of efficiency everything on the human body serves a purpose.

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