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you ain't going to shit right for a week
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over a year ago
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"You got a pretty mouth
Come on boy squeal like a pig "
Classic Film, not just for that scene!
Duelling Banjo's was a firm favorite message tone of mine for ages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either 
so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy  "
Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either
so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy
Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters "
it was for the film pic thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit depressing I know but its:
"Only in a world as shitty as this can those people be regarded as innocent"
He was a murdering psycho though so I'm not sure I'd agree with him.  |
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“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”
Why did I cause so much pain?
Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?
Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?
I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.
We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
And God says, “No, that’s not right.”
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not strictly a one liner, and it's hard to choose:
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't we pick our own colors?"
"No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not strictly a one liner, and it's hard to choose:
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'"
Lol @ python |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Why can't we pick our own colors?"
"No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.""
Michael madsen dancing to stealers wheel. Brilliant scene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've d*unk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you numbnuts put together"
That's interesting,but what about the film quote? |
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"Can't Remember what they told Edward Norton in the shower either
so everything you like involves men raping other men....ok then mr scary guy
Says the man who photoshops himself into axe wielding movie posters "
This is proper funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a lot but two of my favourites are.
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning's winning Inch or mile winning.
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
Blade runner the C-beam speech .
'' I've seen things you people won't believe .attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion .I watched c- beams glitter in the dark hear the Tannhauser gate .all these moments will be lost in time like , tears in the rain .
Time to die .
A machine that understands dead is no longer a machine one of the greatest speeches ever in a Sifi film made all the more cutting because in the end a machine chooses to spare the life of the killer of his friends when faced with his own death . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my fave line from a movie ''Bad Santa''
what yours ? "
From that film?
The bit where Lauralai says
"Fuck me Santa!" repeatedly.
From other films -
Pulp Fiction-" Any of you pigs mooove, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of you!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. |
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