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Miss obsessions dating thread part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you were

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

I come with a bag of Haribos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got cookies and milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't come with boiled rabbits

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By *empted123Man over a year ago

Wirral

[Removed by poster at 03/09/16 11:32:20]

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By *empted123Man over a year ago

Wirral

I come with wanting a chilled out night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you were "

6 months single, a few careful owners, 36 years on the clock, new fan belt, house trained and road worthy. Optional massages, foot rubs and sensual connection as standard.

Apply within!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have charm and a winning personality.

And I'm not a cunt with a ukele

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in, no promises!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still having a look for a hot scottish guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so gotta try and seel myself hmmmmmmm I'll get back to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all i can offer is a cheeky sense of humour

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm still up for a fairly local date, we;ll, when I'm meeting again anyway....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All I can offer is a hidden profile lol but feel free to pm

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a mean eggy bread lunch, can touch my toes and pretty much house trained.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a mean eggy bread lunch, can touch my toes and pretty much house trained.

Eggy bread you say??? Mmmm love it. Salt and ketchup??

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By *oodsman75Man over a year ago

edinburgh

A date would be nice. I can offer good conversation, long Scottish countryside nature rambles (with live commentary), and simple home cooking. Sort of like Ray Mears if he'd been housebroken and shown how to poach an egg. I'm not selling this very well, am I...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missed the first one; how's this work then?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Have I pulled yet

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Let's give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive got champagne chilling and a lovely restaurant booked,any takers for date night?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Have I pulled yet

I'm waiting outside...hurry up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i've taken my filters off so anyone can message me...i'm not messaging anyone this time coz i just get pissed about.

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

A proper date would be lovely.

One can only dream i guess.....

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

If you'd like a datette with a geekette, drop me a line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think anyone wants to pull me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still having a look for a hot scottish guy

Shame I'm not Scottish!!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Have I pulled yet

I'm waiting outside...hurry up!"

Well why didn't you say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll join again but not holding out much hope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer unlimited cups of tea and of course cake (some of it even more home made). Also a fully qualified beauty therapist so massages when they are requested/required. Also very tidy and a reasonable cook.

The catch is i do come with a husband although he is a builder so very handy, very good sense of humour and makes an excellent drinking partner he can even cook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bump

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By *avrick15Man over a year ago

glasgow

Someone order a Scottish guy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yes havent done one of these for ages, id like a nice day having a laugh. dont mind what we do, well within reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine ditched me for some other guy

. Can I have a new one please

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Let's see if thread 2 is more successful..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm free for a date next weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you were "
I'd love a date with you Miss Obesession

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm free for a date next weekend "

I'm free on Sunday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Noone has any face pictures on.

Anyway im going to ask for a date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 100% in anyway doubt I'll get to meet someone though let alone a date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm 100% in anyway doubt I'll get to meet someone though let alone a date "

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't buy a ticket, you don't win the lottery as they say...count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm free for a date next weekend

I'm free on Sunday

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would. A trip to the cinema, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A proper old-fashioned date? Not just a cold, unemotional fuck?

Oh yes,please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm 100% in anyway doubt I'll get to meet someone though let alone a date

That's the spirit!"

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Please Mister Postman, look and see

(Oh yeah)

If there's a letter in your bag for me

(Please, Please Mister Postman)

Why's it takin' such a long time

(Oh yeah)

For me to hear from that boy of mine

Guess the mailmen are on strike. Feck.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes please

Love to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm free for a date next weekend

I'm free on Sunday

Just need the directions to hell now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably too grumpy to be dating at the moment, but what the hell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone order a Scottish guy

I did

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By *avrick15Man over a year ago

glasgow

Someone order a Scottish guy

I did

Did it not come

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By *rchid0103Woman over a year ago

Southport

Yes please , I would love a date , count me in please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would. A trip to the cinema, please.

What are we watching?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh a date? A proper one? Yes please!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Noone has any face pictures on.

Anyway im going to ask for a date"

I'll show my face for a bit although its likely to put folk off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dating threads do work on here it's how we found each other Geeky moved in with me about a month ago and now we're moving to a bigger house in 2 & 1/2 weeks

Ads

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By *oul BrothaMan over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I'm in, fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone order a Scottish guy

I did

Did it not come

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in - message me X

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By *onnybegood 28Man over a year ago

london

"I'm in - message me X "

If only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Again, I offer tea and poetry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Again, I offer tea and poetry"

I offer wit- that's about it

Shall we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feels like I have been into swinging and kink for so long that a normal hand holding date feels like a fantasy.

If anyone helped make that fantasy come true I'd have a big smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then, let's try this....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Again, I offer tea and poetry

I offer wit- that's about it

Shall we

Why of course. Wit is more than enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How's everyone getting on ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I winked the guy I liked on last 1. Too far away for a proper date but did message

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I said my face would put folk off...

still in.. Time to hide again...back to blind date.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How's everyone getting on ?"
i asked and its been accepted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still having a look for a hot scottish guy

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"How's everyone getting on ?"

No luck yet..

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm in 6ft plus and In south west please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How's everyone getting on ?i asked and its been accepted"

Hurrah !!!!!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still nothing yet but u are the modern day younger and better looking might I say cilla black so fingers crossed lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Who looks like cilla black?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one lol was saying that cause she is trying to get people together lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"No one lol was saying that cause she is trying to get people together lol "
ha!i was looking to see who looked like cilla black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one lol was saying that cause she is trying to get people together lol ha!i was looking to see who looked like cilla black

Suprise suprise

lol

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

If you could kindly find someone on the south coast many thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"No one lol was saying that cause she is trying to get people together lol ha!i was looking to see who looked like cilla black

Suprise suprise

lol"
i sometimes surprise myself how thick i am at times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one lol was saying that cause she is trying to get people together lol ha!i was looking to see who looked like cilla black

Suprise suprise

loli sometimes surprise myself how thick i am at times"

We all have our moments dont worry lol I think its quite cute tho when a girl does lol

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Please Mister Postman, look and see

(Oh yeah)

If there's a letter in your bag for me

(Please, Please Mister Postman)

Why's it takin' such a long time

(Oh yeah)

For me to hear from that boy of mine

Guess the mailmen are on strike. Feck.

Mine is too!

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By *oul BrothaMan over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"How's everyone getting on ?"

Ignored, would help if I tried to seduce some unlucky victim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How's everyone getting on ?"

Nothing as yet.

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By *Brinksy xxWoman over a year ago

Halesowen

A date? Ok then.. As long as it's not at a pub!

I'll change my settings again to allow messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A date? Ok then.. As long as it's not at a pub!

I'll change my settings again to allow messages.

I love a pub date !

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By *ebsWoman over a year ago

braintree

I'm in but everyone will be to far away from me x

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Still open to offers and suggestions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive got champagne chilling and a lovely restaurant booked,any takers for date night?"

That sounds lovely.x

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Forgot about this did I pull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forgot about this did I pull

Did I miss someone handing out crackers?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Forgot about this did I pull

"
. Don't worry if you didn't, I'm having a love in on the' I'm horny thread, try your ass over there

Mrs blue eyes

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm in

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

A normal date...yes please..can't remember last time I had one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've got myself a date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got myself a date

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Please Mister Postman, look and see

(Oh yeah)

If there's a letter in your bag for me

(Please, Please Mister Postman)

Why's it takin' such a long time

(Oh yeah)

For me to hear from that boy of mine

Guess the mailmen are on strike. Feck.

Mine is too!

Ive heard Tinder is alright

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

looks like I'm late to the party, still i'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love a bit of dating .... Slightly busy month but why not ....

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By *uicyJay1Man over a year ago

Manchester

I come when you come

and not before..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did I miss the 1st time around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *arfarawayWoman over a year ago

peterborough

I'm in but I doubt I will get any offers that are what I'm looking for on my profile

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