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over a year ago
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Cream is wonderful stuff. You can pour it pipe it and thicken it. You can sweeten it with sugar, you can use it to lift savoury sauces. You can freeze and flavour it. You can stick it in your coffe and you can float it on your hot chocolate. It can be combined with magical ingredients to spread on damaged bodies. It can soothe, it can caress it can soften and it can clean. It can smell delicious.
One thing cream can't do is mimic spunk! Spunk stinks with a stink that only says 'Im spunk' It's fluid and greyish looking with lumps in it. It's dangerous when used carelessly and rolls into sticky balls when introduced to water. It is a by product of a pleasure that brings some women to their knees(literally) or makes others thing oh yuk! It causes a patch of contention that nobody wants to lie in.
It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'.  |
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"Cream is wonderful stuff. You can pour it pipe it and thicken it. You can sweeten it with sugar, you can use it to lift savoury sauces. You can freeze and flavour it. You can stick it in your coffe and you can float it on your hot chocolate. It can be combined with magical ingredients to spread on damaged bodies. It can soothe, it can caress it can soften and it can clean. It can smell delicious.
One thing cream can't do is mimic spunk! Spunk stinks with a stink that only says 'Im spunk' It's fluid and greyish looking with lumps in it. It's dangerous when used carelessly and rolls into sticky balls when introduced to water. It is a by product of a pleasure that brings some women to their knees(literally) or makes others thing oh yuk! It causes a patch of contention that nobody wants to lie in.
It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'. "
LUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeuuuwww  |
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that "
With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic? |
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that "
if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx |
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx"
Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk  |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that
With a lovely non spunky smell but what can spunk mimic?"
Bread sauce? 
Now I'm feeling a bit queazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx
Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk "
well i have off white LORAL ,, LOLOL |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"Magnolia shower gel works brilliantly as fake cum for photographic purposes!
Just thought I'd share that if your looking for fake cum most ladys hair Conditioners are good , lol xxxxx
Mines a turquoise colour! Alien spunk "
Are you saying that ET's a wanker?  |
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why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
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"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
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No chance of condensced milk dribbling out of the side of my mouth! Its going straight down the hatch
Im standing up for the rights of dairy and cosmetic and medicinal cream to be disassociated from spunk not only is it an insult to cream its an inaccurate comparison for all the creamy deliciousness of cream and the good it does for mankind.
I think the nearest comparison to spunk we have had so far is wallpaper paste, colour texture stickiness.. (still a bit shiny though)
'Give me your wallpaper paste, baby' hasn't quite got the same ring to it somehow |
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It can be sprayed it can be spread but not many will utter this is really delicious tasty stuff 'I can't believe that its not butter'. "
ummm spunk  funny. i hated the taste as a teenager and younger woman... now cant seem to get enough of the stuff..... |
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"Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese. "
I don't often make picture requests but I'd pay good money to see spunk shoot out with sweetcorn in it |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
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If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.
Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically. |
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"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.
Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically."
Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro! |
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"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.
Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically.
Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro! "
So not done much cum dribbling from your mouth then? I am sure you will have lots of offers after this post!!! |
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"why on earth would u want fake spunk when there is so much of the real stuff readily available??? but if u must might I suggest condensed milk? Looks great dribbling out of the corner of ones mouth!
If you're doing a paid photographic porn shoot, you only have to pay one male model and you can get many more themed shoots with the "money shot" included in one session.
Condensed milk is too opaque and doesn't dribble realistically.
Not so sure on the dribbling but you have to remember I'm more an enthusiastic amateur than a seasoned pro!
So not done much cum dribbling from your mouth then? I am sure you will have lots of offers after this post!!! "
Lmao oops! I really don't mind sharing my own but not desperate to try anyone else's :-s
Xxx |
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"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!"
hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz" |
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"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!
hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz" "
I used to love South Park, but they seem to be running out of good ideas of late. I missed the favourite cartoon thread, but these days I'm really into the Seth MacFarlane stuff - American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show. |
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"Bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs, wanking in our bathroom accoutrements - send 'em back to Rigel 4 I say!
hahahah fellow South Park fan? "thay tuck our jerrrrrbbbbzzzzz"
I used to love South Park, but they seem to be running out of good ideas of late. I missed the favourite cartoon thread, but these days I'm really into the Seth MacFarlane stuff - American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show."
I might send a cream sketch to give them a perk! I have saved some of this series to look at later. Sometimes if I watch them out of synch it makes me want to see what I missed. I cant get into Seth... it might be one of those things that suddenly captures me. |
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