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Do you know what I really hate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Unless they are goth chicks then they are cute and adorable.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

I'm playing one now actually, it's pink!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love George Formby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ukeleles?

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

George Formby wouldn't be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven't seen a ukelele for aeons.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"George Formby wouldn't be happy. "
ukuleles & window cleaning, Health & Safety would surely ban this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it the instrument or the person cos I hate Recorders terrible racket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oddly

I find myself leaning on a lamp post

Yes

On the corner of our street

It's fuckin pissin down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

George formby is dead.

I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

@ miss playing the pink ukele I hope that's a euphemism. Or you need euphanasing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles "

Wow, that post plus a 666 in your username, you're sooooo edgy.

More edges than Gehry building.

Edgy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I'm cleaning windows

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"@ miss playing the pink ukele I hope that's a euphemism. Or you need euphanasing. "
no I AM playing a pink ukulele!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strumming the pink ukulele! I'm so using that from now on!!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love George Formby "

Yeah he makes those excellent grills that cook your food and drain out all the fat!!

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I hate people generally. Them owning a ukulele isn't a tipping point.

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Is it because you're so tall?

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Strumming the pink ukulele! I'm so using that from now on!!

Mrs x"

I'm positively singing now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bizarre

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles "

You dint spell cyclist like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles "

Cool story dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I bet you play one. And I'm not edgy I'm sociopathic

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles

Wow, that post plus a 666 in your username, you're sooooo edgy.

More edges than Gehry building.

Edgy"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strumming the pink ukulele! I'm so using that from now on!!

Mrs xI'm positively singing now! "

Sounds so much better than lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love George Formby

Yeah he makes those excellent grills that cook your food and drain out all the fat!!"

Got one of them and a load of other kitchen gadgets aint it great what you get for Christmas when you re an adult !I want a ukulele this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I doubt he's really bullet proof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think I've ever witnessed a ukelele in the wild. Is this a southern thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever witnessed a ukelele in the wild. Is this a southern thing?"

I'm in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tragic waste of hate channelling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

At least I don't think I'm Bruce 'I am hard' Lee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I,'ve got a rainbow colour ukulele. Not sure why it's allowable to post such poor taste threads on here OP. I think you could do with treatment to help you with your sick fantasy x

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I haven't seen a ukelele for aeons."

You need to get out more. There are Uke groups, 'clubs' and classes all over the place. I've even been to uke picnics in the park.

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

CANTERBURY

The first time I saw Alexei Sale, he did and impersonation of Benito Mussolini singing George Form by songs.

The first one went...."Well I'm hanging from a lamppost on a corner of a street......."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At least I don't think I'm Bruce 'I am hard' Lee "

Not that kinda hard......

Hard enough not to bitch about folk that play musical instruments .

*plays the worlds smallest violin,for the worlds biggest biaaaaatch*

Ye like that musical instrument cuntybaws,aye?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What happened to Tiny Tim ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about the organ?

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Seriously, it's a funny word. Wonder where it derives?

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What happened to Tiny Tim ?"

He died of salmonella from the goose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't seen a ukelele for aeons.

You need to get out more. There are Uke groups, 'clubs' and classes all over the place. I've even been to uke picnics in the park. "

I feel I'm missing out on something here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"What happened to Tiny Tim ?

He died of salmonella from the goose"

Not Him ! The one that tiptoed through the tulips

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What happened to Tiny Tim ?

He died of salmonella from the goose

Not Him ! The one that tiptoed through the tulips "

I know, just joshing.

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By *londie bearWoman  over a year ago

Bexley-ish


"Seriously I hate em

I know hates a strong word and they probably in your eyes are not worth the emotional investment, but when ever I see one I just want to throttle the little

c¥#t. Kerb stomp the little f¥€ks, spit on their bodies and ring there moms and send their dads pictures of me cracking into a cold one with their lifeless corpses.

I hate em, it's irrational but to me it's real. I want to start an underground movement devoted to the total destruction and death of these ignorant little scumbags.

I hate people with ukeles "

Were you frightened by one as a child? X

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