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"So we're making similes? " That's the idea yes... Jeeez , it's like pulling teeth so far | |||
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"So we're making similes? That's the idea yes... Jeeez , it's like pulling teeth so far" Ah! I see what you did there! Witty! ![]() | |||
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"As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit ![]() ![]() That went down like a greased wardrobe ![]() | |||
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"As thick as two short planks." I prefer: As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly ![]() | |||
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""It was about as convincing as a Polar Bear wearing dark glasses, trying to get into a 'Giraffes only' golf club..." Blackadder. ![]() Loving that one.. thanks | |||
" I prefer: As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly ![]() Surely the polite version would be: As thick as Tewkesbury mustard but nowhere near as hot? | |||
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"As thick as two short planks. I prefer: As thick as pig shit and twice as ugly ![]() In Yorkshire it's As thick as pig shit and half as useful! ![]() | |||
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"As much use as Anne Frank's drum kit." Ha ha. Thats a good one | |||
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