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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Help yourself.
I can't be arsed to serve you or cater to your every need. It's not my style.
So what's yours?
Drink?
I may well shove some peanuts your way!
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I'm not a drinker but I'll have something from the lower shelves (just so I can take acrafty look down your cleavage.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou  "
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however... |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Help yourself.
I can't be arsed to serve you or cater to your every need. It's not my style.
So what's yours?
Drink?
I may well shove some peanuts your way!
I'm not a drinker but I'll have something from the lower shelves (just so I can take acrafty look down your cleavage. "
There's nothing to see here. Move along  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm d*unk posting now.
I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Il have a pint of fosters to start off with, then a double dissorano and and finish off with vodka and red bull cheers  oh and apple sour shots into the mix  |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however..."
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first "
Sounds like a plan, let's do this |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this "
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot "
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once "
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a Cava please Pumpkin, oh and some of your finest nibbles please
If I add a little extra salt...will it make you thirstier? Or is that your line? "
Hey I've bagsayed (sp?) a stool at the bar so I'm here all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner "
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work "
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
Yeah! "
I'll get right to it |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work "
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone "
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch? |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch? "
Boom...straight in there. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch? "
Voyeursdotcom just saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?
Boom...straight in there. "
Straight in or take it easy to start with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.
Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay? "
Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?
Boom...straight in there.
Straight in or take it easy to start with?"
Go hard or go home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?
Boom...straight in there.
Straight in or take it easy to start with?
Go hard or go home"
I'll not be going home... |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Good call - although it's a little sweet for me. Gentleman Jack is a whole other ball game however...
I need a bit of sweetness, bring your man Jack and we can sit over in the corner and see who blasts the bottle first
Sounds like a plan, let's do this
Line the glasses up. We'll start with 5. Let's play a drinking game. Every innuendo innuendo we take a shot
I'm not sure I could get them all in at once
Come on now, we are hardened drinkers over here in the corner
It was supposed to be my first innuendo - clearly my innuendo game needs work
I was keeping up...2 shots down. Buck up Lionel. I can manage it alone
Isn't it always more fun with someone to watch?
Boom...straight in there.
Straight in or take it easy to start with?
Go hard or go home
I'll not be going home..."
Drink up...there is innuendo here, I can smell it. You wait |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.
Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay?
Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know "
Tina Titz is one of them! Allegedly. So we will whisper. I quite like her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk posting now.
I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill). "
Your sentence structure is good for a d*unkard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I apologise for this but... cuppa tea please. Dash of milk. No sugar.
Oh okay! Green tea? Or is Yorkshire okay?
Yorkshire is perfect but don't let the Lancashire lot know
Tina Titz is one of them! Allegedly. So we will whisper. I quite like her! "
I'm a Lancashire lass who concedes that Yorkshire tea is lovely. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm d*unk posting now.
I've had a Cosmopolitan, three glasses of red, brandy and something else that was jolly nice from Malaga. I also kissed the delicious bar man (poor thing only gave me the bill).
Your sentence structure is good for a d*unkard "
I rarely slur. Although, it has been said I talk even more nonsense than usual after a drink.
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x"
So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Vodka. Neat.
Have you ever (just for the craic) attempted something neat through your eyeballs?
Don't know if it's an urban myth? I once drank a snakebite with a straw!  "
No but I've snorted neat vodka (not recommended) and downed five pints of beer (not straight off though) with glasses of baileys dropped in them, each pint followed by a double short. It was my leaving do & truck drivers kept buying me drinks..I wasn't very well the next day 
So just a spiced rum & please, no ice, ta
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass.
Hero-let's drink from the bottle and discuss tactics on how not to touch ourselves "
Keyword is 'ourselves'. |
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"I'll take a jd honey...the bottle with a glass- Thankyou
Make that 2 bottles. Keep the glass.
Hero-let's drink from the bottle and discuss tactics on how not to touch ourselves
Keyword is 'ourselves'."
No...No!!!! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x
So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?"
getting pissed is such a rare occurrence (ive even avoided it again tonight) that no.i always do it deliberately and on my own..done it twice in my life..i don't process with people..its not their deal...x but ill have a cup of tea x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x
So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?getting pissed is such a rare occurrence (ive even avoided it again tonight) that no.i always do it deliberately and on my own..done it twice in my life..i don't process with people..its not their deal...x but ill have a cup of tea x"
Consider it brewing |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"a bottle of butterscotch schnapps, no im not sharing, no i dont need a glass..my annual blow out..i shall take it to some warm comfy room somewhere with some tunes and not bother anyone..its been that kind of week x
So you don't want your own personal butler and amateur chef at your beck-n-call?getting pissed is such a rare occurrence (ive even avoided it again tonight) that no.i always do it deliberately and on my own..done it twice in my life..i don't process with people..its not their deal...x but ill have a cup of tea x
Consider it brewing "
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