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You have £1,000 left...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First, I'd be amazed that I'd got £1000 
After getting over that shock, there's no point spending it on something I couldn't make use of for the day so I'd probably just go and stick it all on red at the roulette table. Just to say I'd done it once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us. |
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"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."
Wise words. Can also do that if it's not your last day too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?  "
Err.
Sure.. 
(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her) |
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"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?
Err.
Sure..
(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her)"
Or him  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh if it's my last day on Earth, I'd go to Thomas Cook and exchange it for Martian Dollars. Is that where I'm going?
Err.
Sure..
(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to her)
Or him "
(Tries not to break the news about the apocolypse to him) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."
Nice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give it to someone more in need of it than me.. and go for a walk in the countryside or on a beach.. Maybe both hey I'll maybe keep fifty quid back for travel and a bag of chips and an ice cream"
Sounds like a great plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"invest it obviously!
..in?"
some get rich quick scheme from nigeria...my god, no wonder you lot are penniless. My cheques arriving tonight for £350,000 in unclaimed inheritance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put it in a savers account for my lil man then spend the day doing everything he loves (so basically running around like a lunatic, find stones and bringing them home and go look at a train oh to be a care free toddler) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on....."
Here's the twist.
Only you know about the apocolypse.
Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put it in a savers account for my lil man then spend the day doing everything he loves (so basically running around like a lunatic, find stones and bringing them home and go look at a train oh to be a care free toddler) "
Ha |
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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago
the valleys |
"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....
Here's the twist.
Only you know about the apocolypse.
Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine."
Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."
I'd walk down to the river & sit watching the birds on the saltflats & lie on my back watching the fluffy clouds roll on by..It's what I do anyway when feeling shit, not gonna change the habits for my last day, the money the kids can have.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us.
I'd walk down to the river & sit watching the birds on the saltflats & lie on my back watching the fluffy clouds roll on by..It's what I do anyway when feeling shit, not gonna change the habits for my last day, the money the kids can have.
S"
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"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....
Here's the twist.
Only you know about the apocolypse.
Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine.
Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow "
 No! The world is ending! Don't pay off your mortgage! |
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"Erm if it really was the apocalypse I don't think money would really be worth anything (even a grand) what with all the looting, shagging and debauchery going on.....
Here's the twist.
Only you know about the apocolypse.
Everyone else is doing their usual thing. Same old routine.
Pay a thousand off my mortgage and tell them they can have the rest tomorrow "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and it's your last day on earth. What do you do with it?
Let the games begin  "
Caribbean Islands Cruise and get Some of My Heritage in Me just before My last day! . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anyway the serious answer? if the worlds ending, £1k can be used to wipe my arse..more things to think about.
if it is MY last day, give the money to those in need(spreading it around) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyway the serious answer? if the worlds ending, £1k can be used to wipe my arse..more things to think about.
if it is MY last day, give the money to those in need(spreading it around)"
Good answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it away....If it's my last day then I'd spend it appreciating what a beautiful world we live in away from all the commercial bollocks that ruins us."
shame you don't like fat birds.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys, come on! No one is really buying it that you are giving it away to the fluffy kitten charity whilst admiring the sunset lol
Get the real answers posted ! "
Hah this tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys, come on! No one is really buying it that you are giving it away to the fluffy kitten charity whilst admiring the sunset lol
Get the real answers posted ! "
that was my real answer I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id ring up all me mates on fabs , inviting them to come and party with me , and pay for a party limo to just drive around as we all got naked ,....... Oh. And chocolate , definately buy some chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Write a few notes to people who have been there for me .... Put some money in the envelopes..... Organise a weird and wonderful cake for my funeral and pay for it... Pay for people's groceries without them knowing and just sit and watch that.... Ask someone to make love to me and die in my sleep X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Write a few notes to people who have been there for me .... Put some money in the envelopes..... Organise a weird and wonderful cake for my funeral and pay for it... Pay for people's groceries without them knowing and just sit and watch that.... Ask someone to make love to me and die in my sleep X "
Ah, that's nice
[Removes some dirt from his eye] |
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"Give it to someone more in need of it than me.. and go for a walk in the countryside or on a beach.. Maybe both hey I'll maybe keep fifty quid back for travel and a bag of chips and an ice cream"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would hunt the c@$t that stole the rest of my money.....
Judgement day and all that. Oh and a cigar. I would buy a cigar, no 2 cigars. And a bottle of bourbon...2 bottles of bourbon. And I would ride Nathan the giraffe around post apocalyptic bristol.... yeah shit like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would hunt the c@$t that stole the rest of my money.....
Judgement day and all that. Oh and a cigar. I would buy a cigar, no 2 cigars. And a bottle of bourbon...2 bottles of bourbon. And I would ride Nathan the giraffe around post apocalyptic bristol.... yeah shit like that"
Wow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it all to charity
I mean, who cares? The world's ending!
*runs about screaming, looting and killing*
....killing? "
Joe's a killer..... don't ask... he's like a retired hit man or a hit... honestly he would kill to return to that past...oh wait... |
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