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over a year ago
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"Just listen for the echo....that's a good indication  "
Predator.
Oh My you've got a big pussy. Oh My you've got a big pussy.
And
"I'd like a little pussy"
Wife- so would I mines as big as a house  |
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I was once with an ex in a pub.
She said to me - that guy at the bar said he wants to bend me over the bar and fuck me.
I say - I'm going to kill him.
Then she says, then he said he's going lay me on the pool table for a BJ. I say that's it, he's dead.
Then he said, he's going to tip me upside down, fill my pussy with beer and drink it.
I said, come let's go, I'm not messing with someone who can drink that much beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone called me a massive cunt the other day.
*re-reads* Oh Who *has* the biggest vagina.
Aww that's mean I hope you threw tea at them. "
It was my brother who said it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once with an ex in a pub.
She said to me - that guy at the bar said he wants to bend me over the bar and fuck me.
I say - I'm going to kill him.
Then she says, then he said he's going lay me on the pool table for a BJ. I say that's it, he's dead.
Then he said, he's going to tip me upside down, fill my pussy with beer and drink it.
I said, come let's go, I'm not messing with someone who can drink that much beer."
Nice one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once with an ex in a pub.
She said to me - that guy at the bar said he wants to bend me over the bar and fuck me.
I say - I'm going to kill him.
Then she says, then he said he's going lay me on the pool table for a BJ. I say that's it, he's dead.
Then he said, he's going to tip me upside down, fill my pussy with beer and drink it.
I said, come let's go, I'm not messing with someone who can drink that much beer.Nice one "
Was going to post this but it was Guinness not beer |
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"Mine has had a big head come out of it.
Jeez , when did that happen?"
Almost 30 years ago. I think it's shrunk back a bit now,an average man's hand doesn't fit. |
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"Mine has had a big head come out of it.
Jeez , when did that happen?
Almost 30 years ago. I think it's shrunk back a bit now,an average man's hand doesn't fit. "
Oh, I see, I thought you meant it was meet, who had gone missing lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has had a big head come out of it.
Jeez , when did that happen?
Almost 30 years ago. I think it's shrunk back a bit now,an average man's hand doesn't fit.
Oh, I see, I thought you meant it was meet, who had gone missing lol "
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"On fab... There are threads running for biggest boobs, biggest cock etc...so ..
Who has the biggest vagina.."
Wellllllllll, I spotted a big cunt posting on a thread yesterday. |
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"On fab... There are threads running for biggest boobs, biggest cock etc...so ..
Who has the biggest vagina..
Wellllllllll, I spotted a big cunt posting on a thread yesterday. "
I've seen a few of them recently... |
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"Mine has had a big head come out of it.
Jeez , when did that happen?
Almost 30 years ago. I think it's shrunk back a bit now,an average man's hand doesn't fit.
Oh, I see, I thought you meant it was meet, who had gone missing lol
Nah,I tie their feet to the bed post to be on the safe side "
I've always fancied trying abseiling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On fab... There are threads running for biggest boobs, biggest cock etc...so ..
Who has the biggest vagina..
Wellllllllll, I spotted a big cunt posting on a thread yesterday.
I've seen a few of them recently..."
The one I saw yesterday was cavernous, there was even an echo.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i'm not the biggest but am definitely a contender.
did i tell you my village of men (that fell into my vagina and couldn't get out) have found a way to travel through time via the wormhole my pussy has created? |
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"Even my colposcopy nurse told me I have a very tight pussy
I hope those weren't her exact word's . I'll find out on Monday  "
No lol. She was trying to examine me and I pushed the speculum out. Oh you have very strong muscles she said.
Good luck for Monday. I dont have to go back for a year now |
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"Even my colposcopy nurse told me I have a very tight pussy
I hope those weren't her exact word's . I'll find out on Monday
No lol. She was trying to examine me and I pushed the speculum out. Oh you have very strong muscles she said.
Good luck for Monday. I dont have to go back for a year now "
Thankyou,can't say I'm looking forward to it,it has to be done though doesn't it |
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"Even my colposcopy nurse told me I have a very tight pussy
I hope those weren't her exact word's . I'll find out on Monday
No lol. She was trying to examine me and I pushed the speculum out. Oh you have very strong muscles she said.
Good luck for Monday. I dont have to go back for a year now "
I always do that too |
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