It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"
Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!! 
We're all mad up here btw x |
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?
Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!
We're all mad up here btw x"
Stupid Japanese phone...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?
Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!
We're all mad up here btw x"
That does my box in adding the e in whisky. Haha. |
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"Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border 
better grabbing your passport than the buckie (absolutely vile stuff) x "
shhh..am glugging some now  |
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"Drops kebab..hoikes up ma tracky bottoms and grabs the buck fast and heads for the border
better grabbing your passport than the buckie (absolutely vile stuff) x
shhh..am glugging some now "
in fact I've just realized it actually tastes like monks bum juice |
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"
Madame, you will be made very welcome  |
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?
Madame, you will be made very welcome "
Oh, get brewing |
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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?
Count me in!
Jump aboard x"
Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland. |
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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?
Count me in!
Jump aboard x
Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland. "
Hatter come to Scotland for tea  |
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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?
Count me in!
Jump aboard x
Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland. "
I love the way you lie - Rhianna |
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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?
Count me in!
Jump aboard x
Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland.
I love the way you lie - Rhianna"
(my) hips don't lie - Shakira |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roadtrip to Scotland for hottie hunting?
Count me in!
Jump aboard x
Swing by Birmingham first, I'll whoop you in a dance off then you can go drown your sorrows in Scotland.
Hatter come to Scotland for tea "
Well, I can't refuse that |
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"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....  "
I'd like to see you wiggle in that. |
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"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....
I'd like to see you wiggle in that."
I'll do a wee jig for you |
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"I thought I should dress more appropriately for our roadtrip...not sure anyone will want to peek under my kilt though.....
I'd like to see you wiggle in that.
I'll do a wee jig for you "
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?
Whiskey with an "e" is not Scottish!!!
We're all mad up here btw x"
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"It has been noticed, by myself and Smoothie that there is a considerable amount of Scottie tottie
Now, I'm rather partial to a kilt and a wee dram of whiskey.
Who's coming with?
And who wants to flash us the goods they are hiding behind that sporran?"
If you look very carefully you might just be able to see up my kilt   |
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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.
Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though 
Didn't we all 
Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days
Those vowels,mess you up! "
They sure did! Some consonants too |
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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.
Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though
Didn't we all
Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days
Those vowels,mess you up!
They sure did! Some consonants too "
Ah alphabet memories |
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"Ah've no got a kilt n ah cannae stomach whisky.
Used tae like an e wi ma vodka though
Didn't we all
Enjoy my v*dk* vowel free these days
Those vowels,mess you up!
They sure did! Some consonants too
Ah alphabet memories "
Years ago a mate called me alphabet head!
I was laughing for ages!
Guess you had to be there |
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I was recently in Aberdeen! The breakfast waitress was a total heartbreaker! Would have loved to have had my wicked way with her! Adorable and sexy rolled into one like so many other Scottish ladies! |
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