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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was thinking about getting into with hellmans mayonnaise about a common problem.
The problem with squirty bottles is that it's near impossible to get the last bit out. And with jars you end up with a lot of the mayo stuck to the side of the glass.
So my idea is. Why not put it into a toothpaste tube?
Anybody else have any ideas that would make everyday a little easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hip-hop a fuck machine that can grab your hair and slap your arse whilst fucking you 
Had this discussion before with people. Basically add one of those teddy grabber claws on and adjustments, then that's your hair puller. For the spanking some kind of robot arm that you can attach different bits to so it can spank you, with speed adjustments... Sorted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank  "
This is the kind of thinking we need. None of this science bullshit |
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mine is a small drone called 'selfie', links to your smartphone and takes the pics on command.face recognition etc etc
'selfieplus'- will have advanced AI |
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"I was thinking about getting into with hellmans mayonnaise about a common problem.
The problem with squirty bottles is that it's near impossible to get the last bit out. And with jars you end up with a lot of the mayo stuck to the side of the glass.
So my idea is. Why not put it into a toothpaste tube?
Anybody else have any ideas that would make everyday a little easier"
Who wants to brush their teeth with mayo? You've just not thought this through properly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank "
I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.  |
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"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank
I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me. "
Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with. |
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"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank
I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.
Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with."
Like a sex machine?  |
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"Some people put a brick in their toilet cistern to save water. Using the same idea, you can save much more money by simply putting a brick in your petrol tank
I've just put 6 bricks in my petrol tank. Super saver me.
Oooh, that makes it virtually a hybrid. I'm on dragons den with it next week. It doubles up as device to smash Deborah Meadon with.
Like a sex machine? "
Never, ever allow Deborah Meadon and any sexual act to be mentioned in the same post. Some things can't be un-thought. |
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