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Dental health.

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You're welcome folk of the UK ...I've sacrificed my teeth by eating the haribo tangfastics (50p per bag in Morrison's) so your teeth won't suffer..

My good deed of the day.

What's your good deed of the day ?

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By *am-RaiderMan over a year ago

Corby

I had a wank...thereby saving another person the trouble of touching my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I helped an old couple up a steep slope into a shop. She was in a wheelchair and he was really struggling to get up the slope

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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I helped an old couple up a steep slope into a shop. She was in a wheelchair and he was really struggling to get up the slope "

You deserve a bag of tangfastocs for this.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We helped a lady and her mother who was in a wheelchair in and out of a lift.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I helped a mom in burger king with her kids as one who was about 2 was wondering off and she couldn't leave the rest alone..was about 7 of them..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a nice clean shit and so saved a tree by using hardly any bog paper

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

hubby stopped a kid running out of the shop stupid mother hadnt even noticed her going out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bought a resident a work some chunky wax crayons - she kept snapping the thin ones - she smiled (has not much speech) and then bit one and chewed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a man on fire while I was washing my car. I told him to "drop and roll".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just reminded me I have some chocolate in the fridge.

I did nothing charitable today though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate my daughter's sweets to protect Her teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate my daughter's sweets to protect Her teeth.

In that case,I ate half a bar of chocolate to protect the grandchildren's teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bought a resident a work some chunky wax crayons - she kept snapping the thin ones - she smiled (has not much speech) and then bit one and chewed

Ahhhh- she will be shitting rainbows!

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my cats puked up a rat on our doormat. I picked up the mat and flicked it onto the lawn. Feeding the slugs and saving my beloved from having to sort it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bought a resident a work some chunky wax crayons - she kept snapping the thin ones - she smiled (has not much speech) and then bit one and chewed

Ahhhh- she will be shitting rainbows!

purple and green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've deported three daddylonglegs from my eldest's bedroom with all their legs intact. They can sense his fear and they thrive on it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tangfastics - you ave just set my teeth on edge thinking about it.

Today I got a student, who hadn't got the grades in her GCSE to do A Levels find a Btec course which will get her enough UCAS points to get to Uni.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I sent someone a picture of my tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a nice clean shit and so saved a tree by using hardly any bog paper"

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By *rs DCouple over a year ago

far

"We helped a lady and her mother who was in a wheelchair in and out of a lift.

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but we pushed them back in when you was not looking

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

IT support for my parents

Anyone who knows of this horror will understand.

In addition, my terminal technophobe father now has a Facebook account.

*wanders off singing "There may be trouble ahead..."*

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I saved lots of slugs from getting mashed up while strimming the grass.. There now alive and well on nextdoors tomato plants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We helped a lady and her mother who was in a wheelchair in and out of a lift.

but we pushed them back in when you was not looking

Hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello all. I helped an old lady of the bus by kicking her up the arse luck would have it a little old man with a white stick broke her fall call me a old romantic at heart.

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