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The award for dozey twat of the day goes to.....
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking "
 Sorry, but that did make me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yours beats me op although I have managed to fall off a ladder whilst trimming my bush, I'm not sure which is more bruised my pride or my butt "
I offer to kiss it better. The pride or the butt.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking "
Oh dear OP. Congratulations! Pulls out his horn and blows a fanfare!
No Robocop boot then? |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking
Oh dear OP. Congratulations! Pulls out his horn and blows a fanfare!
No Robocop boot then? "
I wish there was a robocop boot at least I'd seem slightly cooler than I evidently am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking
Oh dear OP. Congratulations! Pulls out his horn and blows a fanfare!
No Robocop boot then?
I wish there was a robocop boot at least I'd seem slightly cooler than I evidently am "
Waiting for your latest photo update of you in your walking pot. |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"Me!
Because this morning I've took a full on slap stick comedy style slip/slide along my laminate flooring, just think "yes I've got my balance without failing" for my sandal to then snap and send my arse over tit out of my back door, 4 hours at a&e later and I'm fitted with a walking pot because I've broke my foot in two places.
According to my friend who took me to the hospital (once shed finished pissing herself) reckons it's worth a place in the you've been framed hall of fame
So does anyone think they are more deserving of the award with their latest twat moment or is it all mine for the taking
Oh dear OP. Congratulations! Pulls out his horn and blows a fanfare!
No Robocop boot then?
I wish there was a robocop boot at least I'd seem slightly cooler than I evidently am
Waiting for your latest photo update of you in your walking pot. "
I'm sure that sexy looking foot will win over all the foot fetish lovers and put me straight to the top of the most fabbed pics
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