choices.....

By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

Forth Road Bridge or the Forth Rail Bridge. Which one will be the cause of Soapy's demise....... you decide!!!!

By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Cut him up and throw him of all of them LOL

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cut him up and throw him of all of them LOL

By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

tempted but I'm not allowed near the knives, chopping board has been condemned and chainsaw was borrowd by Mrs Frock......

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tempted but I'm not allowed near the knives, chopping board has been condemned and chainsaw was borrowd by Mrs Frock......"

The chainsaw don't work!!! Tried it this morning

By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Surely the road bridge is cheaper, you'd need to by two train tickets, mind you one single one return

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the haggis's get him

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya can take our winks!

Ya can take our forums!!

But ya'll NEVER take our Soapy!!!

We'll Scotch your evil plans...

DORISSES UNITE!!

By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

surely if you leave him in the bath for ages he will just dissolve? I know imperial leather does.