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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
Daughter says to me we need more toilet roll. There are 40 sitting in the hall as I bought them at Costco.
I just looked at her as they obviously take up a fair bit of space!
I bulk buy cereal. Usually have several boxes on top of cupboards. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I make sure I have adequate supplies of cat food etc. but I was low on ice the other day and cheered up when the new bags were delivered.
I realised I have an 'issue'  "
I stress when I get low on stuff for the cats.
There isn't really anything for me I get concerned about if I get low.
Not that I can think of anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea, coffee, toilet rolls, cat litter, cat biscuits, dog food/treats, tinned goods, washing powder/conditioner, shampoo/conditioner, I never need to panic if the weather's shit and I can't get to the shops!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea, coffee, toilet rolls, cat litter, cat biscuits, dog food/treats, tinned goods, washing powder/conditioner, shampoo/conditioner, I never need to panic if the weather's shit and I can't get to the shops! "
Shampoo and conditioner, how could I forget that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty sure that I can do without most things, it's only a perception that I cannot.
Even toilet roll?  "
Lmao feel sorry for the girl who wants to rim you haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
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Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao "
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that. |
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"Duracell batteries  "
If you put an "expensive" battery in a torch and left it switched on until it ran down it would last longer than an ordinary battery. But if you were switching the torch on and off, as we do with just about everything, then the "expensive" battery would only last about the same time as a cheap one due to the chemical reactions having started. The moral is use cheap batteries from Poundland, you save a fortune and never notice the difference. You get the same buzz for your bucks.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
That was dreadfully ambiguous English.
My test was carried out over a period of more than 4 years, and possibly more than 5 years. I'm not exactly sure because I stopped counting.
Lickety's test was carried out over a much longer time period. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that."
Lmaoo you beat me then lol bet your making up for it now though ain't you  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that. Lmaoo you beat me then lol bet your making up for it now though ain't you "
I've not met anyone since early May, actually.
I'm picky and I go through phases of meeting and not meeting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that. Lmaoo you beat me then lol bet your making up for it now though ain't you
I've not met anyone since early May, actually.
I'm picky and I go through phases of meeting and not meeting."
Seriously lol fair play don't you have any regulars |
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"That was dreadfully ambiguous English.
My test was carried out over a period of more than 4 years, and possibly more than 5 years. I'm not exactly sure because I stopped counting.
Lickety's test was carried out over a much longer time period."
Mine was about 6 years. I did die a little  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that. Lmaoo you beat me then lol bet your making up for it now though ain't you
I've not met anyone since early May, actually.
I'm picky and I go through phases of meeting and not meeting. Seriously lol fair play don't you have any regulars"
Not at the moment. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"That was dreadfully ambiguous English.
My test was carried out over a period of more than 4 years, and possibly more than 5 years. I'm not exactly sure because I stopped counting.
Lickety's test was carried out over a much longer time period.
Mine was about 6 years. I did die a little "
It bothered me for the first couple of years but the longer I went without, the less I cared. And the more difficult it got to start again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shag
You could, you know.
I've tested it over a prolonged period and Lickety has done the test over a longer period.
Neither of us died.
Try me then lol coming up to 2 years lmao
My test was over 4 years, possibly over 5, (I stopped counting).
Lickety's test was over a lot longer than that. Lmaoo you beat me then lol bet your making up for it now though ain't you
I've not met anyone since early May, actually.
I'm picky and I go through phases of meeting and not meeting. Seriously lol fair play don't you have any regulars
Not at the moment."
okay then |
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"Mine was about 6 years. I did die a little
It bothered me for the first couple of years but the longer I went without, the less I cared. And the more difficult it got to start again."
It bothered me the whole time because I was with someone and that felt super shit. Then when I was put on here I was unsure if I could do it. But I could  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Mine was about 6 years. I did die a little
It bothered me for the first couple of years but the longer I went without, the less I cared. And the more difficult it got to start again.
It bothered me the whole time because I was with someone and that felt super shit. Then when I was put on here I was unsure if I could do it. But I could "
I was in a LTR for the first couple of years but I'd gone off sex with him rather than the other way round. After that I was single but had too much going on for sex to be much of a priority. |
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"It bothered me for the first couple of years but the longer I went without, the less I cared. And the more difficult it got to start again."
I was worried when I'd arranged my first real meet and wondered if I'd even know what to do |
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"Wine, coffee and cheese ...
If I can't have sex then I need wine!
I have wine, coffee and cheese and....
5 toilet rolls
Only 5 "
Five and a half, tried to buy more but women in Asda gave me terrifying looks as they filled their trolleys! |
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"Wine, coffee and cheese ...
If I can't have sex then I need wine!
I have wine, coffee and cheese and....
5 toilet rolls
Only 5
Five and a half, tried to buy more but women in Asda gave me terrifying looks as they filled their trolleys! "
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"This really depends on the type of toilet roll that you have. Some brands just don't live up to the name of toilet paper
You're right there. I go for one that comes in a 24 roll option  "
I buy by the ply rather than by the roll. Too few and there's risk of breakage. Too much and there's the risk of your rectum suddenly sprouting a tiara and declaring itself as nobility, demanding a silver tray and horse doovers  |
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"This really depends on the type of toilet roll that you have. Some brands just don't live up to the name of toilet paper
You're right there. I go for one that comes in a 24 roll option
I buy by the ply rather than by the roll. Too few and there's risk of breakage. Too much and there's the risk of your rectum suddenly sprouting a tiara and declaring itself as nobility, demanding a silver tray and horse doovers "
I go for the ply too, though I don't go for the ones made out of old duvets.
@ horse doovers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"chrohns suffering child in the home always means plenty of loo roll - i should be quids in now im home alone
Poor kid  "
no not poor kid - shes a strong woman now - 10 years of this and she manages it really well - people much worse off - |
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"This really depends on the type of toilet roll that you have. Some brands just don't live up to the name of toilet paper
You're right there. I go for one that comes in a 24 roll option
I buy by the ply rather than by the roll. Too few and there's risk of breakage. Too much and there's the risk of your rectum suddenly sprouting a tiara and declaring itself as nobility, demanding a silver tray and horse doovers
I go for the ply too, though I don't go for the ones made out of old duvets.
@ horse doovers "
I have IBS. I have to be tread a fine line between coddling the seventh level of hell and putting it in its place. So far it seems that Andrex Skinkind is best. |
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"chrohns suffering child in the home always means plenty of loo roll - i should be quids in now im home alone
Poor kid
no not poor kid - shes a strong woman now - 10 years of this and she manages it really well - people much worse off - "
Ah, that's good I'm coeliac and I know that's lame compared to Chrohns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"chrohns suffering child in the home always means plenty of loo roll - i should be quids in now im home alone
Poor kid
no not poor kid - shes a strong woman now - 10 years of this and she manages it really well - people much worse off -
Ah, that's good I'm coeliac and I know that's lame compared to Chrohns."
she has ulcerative colitis too - she has a weird diet when shes flaring - shes fine |
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"chrohns suffering child in the home always means plenty of loo roll - i should be quids in now im home alone
Poor kid
no not poor kid - shes a strong woman now - 10 years of this and she manages it really well - people much worse off -
Ah, that's good I'm coeliac and I know that's lame compared to Chrohns.
she has ulcerative colitis too - she has a weird diet when shes flaring - shes fine "
That's the trick, getting the diet right. She's doing well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee milk loo roll
Oh and crisps
Crisps is new on the list I think?
Theres always plenty of crisps but usually the flavours no one likes
But do you get slightly panicky if they might run out?"
Yes i love crisps, they are the demon in the cupboard |
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"Coffee milk loo roll
Oh and crisps
Crisps is new on the list I think?
Theres always plenty of crisps but usually the flavours no one likes
But do you get slightly panicky if they might run out?
Yes i love crisps, they are the demon in the cupboard "
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