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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
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over a year ago
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"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
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I need a study partner!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
I need a study partner!! "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation? "
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
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Yes, I'll teach how not to bang noses when you kiss. And nawty things to say to tip your partner into orgasm during intercourse.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
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I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?"
You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.
If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
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"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
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You could be on to something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work
* It's not run by Sydney University.
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Sounds like hard work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?
You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.
If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.
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That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.
Or I could do something with poetry. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I need that course!
You'd want it online though. You might as well stick to Fab for that.
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Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!
I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?
You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.
If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.
That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.
Or I could do something with poetry. "
Poetea?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need that course!
You'd want it online though. You might as well stick to Fab for that.
Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!
I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people."
Ok, but you can't pass the course if you miss the final practical exam at the party/club.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAB!!!
Where do I apply to be lecturer in Advanced Perversion and Navel Contemplation?
I think we should set up our own course. Between us we should be able to offer a full curriculum.
I can offer tea, wait... actually where do I sign up?
You can't just offer tea. There has to be a learning outcome. Ritualise your tea and make it sexy! We want orgasms, and good ones, if we're to get good student ratings.
If we do really well we can start a university and charge £9k a year for the course.
That's why I asked to sign up, I need to take the course first.
Or I could do something with poetry.
Poetea?
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That's excellent and I'm keeping that. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I need that course!
You'd want it online though. You might as well stick to Fab for that.
Hell, no! I want the full hands-on (and anything else available-on) experience!
I can give myself amazing orgasms. I want to learn to be able to have amazing orgasms with other people.
Ok, but you can't pass the course if you miss the final practical exam at the party/club.
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That could be a problem. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back!  Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought
The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.
Yes! I've seen the Wellcom Trust work...this will be different!
Hey! Stp flashing yer pins and put yer Bunter costume on! "
If you insist... |
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"I'm looking to set up a museum of erotica/sensuality, artwork/photographs/literature....oh! Licketys pins are back! Grrrrr! Thrown off my thread of thought
The Wellcome Trust did something a couple of years ago. Interesting in parts.
Yes! I've seen the Wellcom Trust work...this will be different!
Hey! Stp flashing yer pins and put yer Bunter costume on!
If you insist..."
Erm! Red heels and legs could make it into museum.....but this is no place for Billy Bunter |
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"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
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A sex offenders course sounds more fun. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
A sex offenders course sounds more fun. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure how I could achieve a better orgasm than the one I had earlier?
Maybe if I focus better and keep my mouth closed during the vinegar strokes?
I came on my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm already giving men better orgasms for free. I'm a mug 
Are you at senior lecturer or professor level?
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I have mastered the art of better male orgasms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
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I thought them cheeky gits would've been all over this lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I heard about a course*, today, teaching people to have better orgasms.
The last 'lesson' is to attend a sex party/club and test out what you have learned.
So, how many of you have been helping people with their course work?
* It's not run by Sydney University.
I thought them cheeky gits would've been all over this lol"
The threats of legal action scared them off. |
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I feel a bit of a failure now. 
