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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel so horny and desperate for a shag, but I'm also really tired most of the time, even at weekends and just can't be arsed with all the prep work, the bathing, shaving, fake tanning, hair, make up... Anyone else feel the same?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep and my mojo has fucked off again

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yep and my mojo has fucked off again"

You need a holiday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel so horny and desperate for a shag, but I'm also really tired most of the time, even at weekends and just can't be arsed with all the prep work, the bathing, shaving, fake tanning, hair, make up... Anyone else feel the same? "
Definitely relate to horniness and tiredness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of the time I have to put people off because I'm too exhausted to meet,when I get a free day or evening. I have a regular partner I don't have to dress up or wear make up for,and the sex is fantastic,which helps. When meeting new men I have to be really motivated and have adrenaline pumping,to give me the kick start I need to do my hair,make up,shave and dress nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep and my mojo has fucked off again"

Naughty mojo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fully get where you're coming from OP. This summer holidays has worn me out! Need less work stress and a long break, preferably wearing little or no clothes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep and my mojo has fucked off again"

Want a hand finding it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep and my mojo has fucked off again"
Lmao mine has fucked off to a different planet by now

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?"
Because I'm here and I know there's a lot more to you than what your letting off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?"

What the what??? What the hell?

Darling, I have no idea what you look like, but you have a brilliant brain and are extremely articulate. I'd shag you in that alone xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps you need a regular booty call OP. Someone you don't mind just grabbing that crave solving fuck with who doesn't mind you in ya joggers n sweater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

Exactly! I feel I need to be in a constant state of readiness, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perhaps you need a regular booty call OP. Someone you don't mind just grabbing that crave solving fuck with who doesn't mind you in ya joggers n sweater. "

I'm not sure someone who'd be happy to see me like that exists

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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We have to tan and shave....

Ergh effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have to tan and shave....

Ergh effort

I don't fake tan, fucked that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc."
I think I would and yeah I'm a good cleaner I'll sort it out for you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"We have to tan and shave....

Ergh effort

I don't fake tan, fucked that!

Nor me, i might be tempted to brush my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be something in the water! I haven't met since April, my mojo disappeared too! Need something or someone to excite me. I do have two possible meets lined up for next month.

Now, where are you mojo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have to tan and shave....

Ergh effort

I don't fake tan, fucked that!

Nor me, i might be tempted to brush my hair

That's what puts me off, brushing my hair is so much effort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

Oh I hate that, x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?"

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but we have to make the effort incase we offend the other person personaly as long as you have a clean cock or pussy im good to go x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just a shower, shave and lippy kinda gal, bugger fake tanning.

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By *reakish DesireCouple over a year ago

Bisexuals

You need someone to come in and pamper you and do the work first then

What you put in the 'meet' listing though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful? "

It's incredible to me to think that a woman would think all this was required just to seem presentable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need someone to come in and pamper you and do the work first then

What you put in the 'meet' listing though?

"
Lmaooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A quick once over with a wet wipe and I'm good to go.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful? "

If that is what works for you Lady then you carry on,

I've got awful pigmentation so fake tan never works well for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just had my hair cut so I'm raring and ready to go..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just a shower, shave and lippy kinda gal, bugger fake tanning."

Thats my type of woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc."

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?Because I'm here and I know there's a lot more to you than what your letting off

Thank you, though I'm not sure how you know that.

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By *reakish DesireCouple over a year ago

Bisexuals

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?Because I'm here and I know there's a lot more to you than what your letting off

Thank you, though I'm not sure how you know that."
For me shower brush teeth get some clothes on presentable and that look nice bit of the paco robanne spray on that's me all set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

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By *an19632015Man over a year ago

LEEDS

Pity so far away would love to help with your prep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My preparation routine usually depends on where I am meeting & with whom I'm meeting with.

I always used to make a big deal about it & never meet anyone unless I was fully prepped up but then a regular friend pointed out (when I explained I couldn't see him as I wasn't 'meet' ready) that he wanted to see me regardless of how I looked. So I took a leap of faith, met & it was business as usual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My preparation routine usually depends on where I am meeting & with whom I'm meeting with.

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Lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

I don't know!

but I do know he went shopping with my mum this morning and came back with 2 - a land rover towing a horse box and an estate towing a boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

No!!! That stuff hides and then as I am walking across a clean floor it jumps out of nowhere ninja style and makes me stand on it and do a loud ouchy swear!! Its EVIL i tell you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. I've not got ready to meet anyone new for a while. Does it still take just s few minutes?

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Perhaps you need a regular booty call OP. Someone you don't mind just grabbing that crave solving fuck with who doesn't mind you in ya joggers n sweater.

I'm not sure someone who'd be happy to see me like that exists

So where is this queue of people for me to join?

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc."

I'm imaging this like the American beauty scene but with toys instead of rose petals

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

No!!! That stuff hides and then as I am walking across a clean floor it jumps out of nowhere ninja style and makes me stand on it and do a loud ouchy swear!! Its EVIL i tell you!"

Mine likes to make a Lego minefield I'm sure of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

No!!! That stuff hides and then as I am walking across a clean floor it jumps out of nowhere ninja style and makes me stand on it and do a loud ouchy swear!! Its EVIL i tell you!"

I'll let you off, as I must admit, I can look really closely at a carpet before kneeling on it, and the little barsterd bits do have a habit of materialising under my knee just as I put my full weight on it!!

*expletives uttered*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

No!!! That stuff hides and then as I am walking across a clean floor it jumps out of nowhere ninja style and makes me stand on it and do a loud ouchy swear!! Its EVIL i tell you!"

Lego is plain evil! Yes, the joy of building is a great accomplishment and I love seeing the sparkle in my child's eyes; but goddamn it hurts to stand on! Especially those long thin blocks on the laminate floor, so it hurts when you stand on it, and when you slip into the f'ing radiator too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

I'm imaging this like the American beauty scene but with toys instead of rose petals"

I think this may be a photo challenge coming on....

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By *kgeminiMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

I'm imaging this like the American beauty scene but with toys instead of rose petals

I think this may be a photo challenge coming on....

Hell yeah! I will sit and wait

Has this happened yet?

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By *hoenixandflamesCouple over a year ago

Stockport

I am sure there are more than enough volunteers now flooding your inbox because they wouldn't mind / care...

Surely the same applies for morning sex, in that you don't need to do the hair / make up and and and?

Men just aren't that complicated...

lol

Flames

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By *reakish DesireCouple over a year ago

Bisexuals

" as I must admit, I can look really closely at a carpet before kneeling on it, and the little barsterd bits do have a habit of materialising under my knee just as I put my full weight on it!!

*expletives uttered*"

Ha, ha, ha... There's no pain like Lego in the kneecap, you have our sympathy. I had to take a deep breath of air when it happened to me, I think my eyes popped out like this though

To the OP hope you work something out soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I had the opportunity to need to get dressed up for someone!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

It's incredible to me to think that a woman would think all this was required just to seem presentable."
it's more for me than for the man, it's so I can feel good about myself. it's a shame you can't see that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?"

Are you really letting words of a stranger get to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

I wouldn't worry - it's not the first thing they've failed to see today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and fake tan have a love hate relationship, it just leaves me streaky. Oh how I wish I could look like a sun kissed goddess but no, I look like I've had a wishy washy application of Cupranol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

Stockings work just as well. I have been told I have Spanish arms and an Irish arse,and judging by my glowing legs I just showed to the sun they are Icelandic. I'm a rainbow of shades of flesh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

Blue is a pretty colour;think of blue cheese,how beautiful the marbling looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

When I feel a bit low, I think to pamper myself s bit. Have a shower with my nice smelly stuff, put nice clothes on, good shoes. The confidence boost I get from the prep makes me feel better... Even if there is no chance of anyone seeing me in the buff, if I'm out I still prefer to be polished underneath the clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me its better when that stage of feeling like you have to make all the effort too look good has past, much prefer chilled, relaxed, comfys, horney fun

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes.

And given I'm apparently ugly and not worth meeting, what's the point anyway?

Are you really letting words of a stranger get to you? "

Apparently so.

I realise it's an issue with me, which is why I've hidden my profile until I've dealt with it.

Ordinarily the arsehole words of a stranger wouldn't bother me, but currently, they do. Don't ask me why but that's how it is.

It's easy to say don't let it bother you, but not always so easy to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You just need someone to perk you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am so glad I am a boy. A dash of Old Spice and I'm good to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

I'm the same do things to make me feel better not for others benefit. I feel better with a tan easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting ready is all part of the experience for me, it all starts when I get ready and think mmm maybe I don't scrub up too badly! All part of the fun.....

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever."

Not necessarily. I do things for meets, to make me feel confident and good about myself, that I don't do consistently.

I bite my nails

and I don't feel comfortable on meets without false ones on, but it's not something I do most of the rest of the time.

Things like that mean it can take me quite a while - a few hours usually - to feel "meet ready".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps you need a regular booty call OP. Someone you don't mind just grabbing that crave solving fuck with who doesn't mind you in ya joggers n sweater.

I'm not sure someone who'd be happy to see me like that exists

Oh I do exist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever."

Life just doesn't always work that way though does it.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

I shave everywhere twice a day, I always do my hair nice and put on a full face of make up, I moisturise twice a day and always wear perfume, I have comfy clothes days and smart clothes days but my routine never changes, I have been with mr mcduck for 15 years and whenever we are having nookie I will always bath first and do makeup and put something sexy on, unless of course it's morning sex, when going out the only thing I will do different is go to the hairdressers and new nails if needed, that's because all the other stuff I do anyway, I know it's mad, but it's how I am, I have been like this all my life and I don't think I could ever change but it makes me feel good so why would I need to change

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever."

I do do it every week , I have a spray tan (it's my Job) and I'm a nail tech so do my nails every other week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever."

Well that's a load of shit. My entire grooming regime is entirely for me, that doesn't mean when I get up in the morning it doesn't feel like a chore sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Regularly! If I had no body hair, a naturally attractive skin tone, no grey hair and was one of those annoying "natural beauty" types, I'd meet twice as much as I do. Every decision about whether to do something gets weighed up against whether I can be arsed to get ready.

That applies to regular/repeat meets as well as new ones - I don't do sloppy even if they protest they'd be fine with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

Mrs blue eyes

So how do you go on when your man just wants to have his wicked way with your body on impulse does he make an appointment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever."

Don't be silly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you were truly doing something for yourself, then you would be doing it consistently and it wouldn't feel like a chore.

But whatever.

Well that's a load of shit. My entire grooming regime is entirely for me, that doesn't mean when I get up in the morning it doesn't feel like a chore sometimes.

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When things start to get to that point, maybe its time to take a break from the scene?

If something makes you go "meh" then it is time to either step back or mix it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

Mrs blue eyes

Doesn't your skin get sore shaving twice a day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

I can see where you are coming from OP. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I am the same, I can't be bothered with the putting on of the stockings to cover my fat veiny legs, make up hasn't been on all summer. Also most men don't make much effort, just come in their normal clothes. Luckily though I have the FWB who isn't bothered as long as I have showered and I just realised he can't see a thing without his glasses on! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful? "

Me too- redhead.

When I go on holiday it takes me a week to go white.

No man of fab has ever complained about this to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

Mrs blue eyes

So how do you go on when your man just wants to have his wicked way with your body on impulse does he make an appointment?"
ha, no but that's because we have three ducklings and nothing is ever on impulse because we never have a house to ourselves in the evenings and he works shifts, so I can be ready and waiting to surprise him when he is home during the day

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow! "

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

Mrs blue eyes

Doesn't your skin get sore shaving twice a day? "
. Nope never, although to be fair I have shaved legs and under arms since 18 and I'm 43, my bits and bobs I've always done bikini line and then full shave for about 5 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope .

We go out three times a week for swinging fun , and it takes a couple of hours to get ready .

The time to get ready is all part of the anticipation of what's to come , so we love it . The adrenalin and nerves are a major factor in what keeps us motivated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

I'm impressed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

I'm impressed! "

Only my nails as they are due to be done anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

I'm impressed! "

I have a meet on Friday and I may wash behind my foreskin; I do it twice a year whether it needs it or not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

I'm impressed!

I have a meet on Friday and I may wash behind my foreskin; I do it twice a year whether it needs it or not?

so, you have sex lots....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a strange one for me this, I don't seem to sit in the same camp as anyone, although that doesn't worry me as its good to be different, but anyhow here goes, judge as you wish,

Mrs blue eyes

So how do you go on when your man just wants to have his wicked way with your body on impulse does he make an appointment? ha, no but that's because we have three ducklings and nothing is ever on impulse because we never have a house to ourselves in the evenings and he works shifts, so I can be ready and waiting to surprise him when he is home during the day

Mrs blue eyes

Of course I didn't think.........pan lids!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting tonight to prepare for tomorrow!

I'm starting tonight for Thursday

I'm impressed!

I have a meet on Friday and I may wash behind my foreskin; I do it twice a year whether it needs it or not?

so, you have sex lots...."
One never complains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think i must be lazy - shave and shower - do this daily anyway - paint nails and a bit of eye makeup and lippy - chuck on a dress and shoes and im good to go - takes half and hour if nails already done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick squirt of Lynx Africa down the boxers and a splash of joop on the face. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick squirt of Lynx Africa down the boxers and a splash of joop on the face. Job done.

What about Him?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Quick squirt of Lynx Africa down the boxers and a splash of joop on the face. Job done.

What about Him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick squirt of Lynx Africa down the boxers and a splash of joop on the face. Job done.

What about Him?

Hai Karate for me

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By *uvtogiveoralMan over a year ago

hyde

"Fake tan to have sex? Seriously?

I have terrible circulation in my legs. Without fake tan, they're almost blue.

But why is that so awful?

It's incredible to me to think that a woman would think all this was required just to seem presentable. it's more for me than for the man, it's so I can feel good about myself. it's a shame you can't see that"
you could always just wear yr joddys n riding boots and happy days and don't forget the whip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me and fake tan have a love hate relationship, it just leaves me streaky. Oh how I wish I could look like a sun kissed goddess but no, I look like I've had a wishy washy application of Cupranol."

I'd say you look incredible whether you're streaky or not...

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By *ornylady71Woman over a year ago

near Bury

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

Oh I hate that, x"

Me too, I few hours notice would be better then us girlies can pamper ourselves & get ready for you guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

someone suggested youd need a holiday , id take you to spain for a week ,vitamin d from the sun works wonders

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I start preparing about a week before with full body exfoliation etc but if my nails are done I can be ready in 45 mins, honest

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By *wheels4funMan over a year ago

colchester

That is so true. It does not matter whether you are female or male, if you are at all empathic you are open to hurt. Some people do not realise what a few words can do!

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

I cant be arsed to meet you end of because I want someone who puts the same amount of effort into getting ready for the meet as me and will also put the same amount of effort into making the sex great as I will.

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes

When you get that text at like 7pm, 'what are you doing tonight?' but you're already in your PJs with unshaven everything hahaaaa

mmm I'd love to see that sight

You really wouldn't

I forgot to add that I'd probably be sitting amongst roughly 100 toy cars and trucks etc.

This, this is exactly my life...!! where the hell do all these toy cars come from?!

It's like Lego, I'm sure that stuff multiplies

Oh do not get me started on Lego...evil stuff!

You take that back about lego!!

Have you ever stood on a piece?

enough said..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to keep myself shaved at all times and so pretty much always ready ... just takes a quick shower and do my makeup. I never do my nails as not that girlie and it makes polishing the car difficult.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

So how long do you spend shaving your entire body, doing your nails, washing and styling your hair, applying make-up, exfoliating, applying body lotion and the rest then?

If only women only had to put the same effort into getting ready as men do!

You shit, shower, shave, brush your teeth, splash on some smell and put clean clothes on. You have no idea what making an effort to get ready actually means.

But I'm sure plenty of women are making a note not to meet you, so don't worry.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong."

Just a bit, yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"someone suggested youd need a holiday , id take you to spain for a week ,vitamin d from the sun works wonders"

Horse?

Lance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

Knob.

She is saying she has lost her mojo.

That's like telling a depressed person to cheer the fuck up.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

Knob.

She is saying she has lost her mojo.

That's like telling a depressed person to cheer the fuck up.

Concise, and very true.

But hey, whatever women say, some guys will make it all about them and what they deserve and what they want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The written word can be misinterpreted very easily me thinks!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey I must be one of the odd ones as I don`t wear makeup, nothing more than tinted moisturiser, my nails are my own and I only paint them in the winter months, I have never fake tanned are been on a sunbed, I`m pasty in the winter and golden in the summer, I do shave my bits however and have done that for many years prior to swinging, and I do like nice underwear but some of the stuff you ladies do is beyond me

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

one he's super horny but tired so can't arsed to trim his beard or shave off his stumble nor trim his nails or tidy up the messy bush surrounding his cock or brush his hair .nor can he be bothered to change out of his work clothes for a date .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly "

battle of the sexes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm sure my standards aren't too high but all that cleansing, shaving, slap application etc can seem an offputting concept in the evening.

Maybe this should prompt us all to get dark rooms, full blackout curtains etc but we'd retain infrared _iewers so that we can ensure partners are 100% hot. I'll be in my gardening wellies, not stilettos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blimey I must be one of the odd ones as I don`t wear makeup, nothing more than tinted moisturiser, my nails are my own and I only paint them in the winter months, I have never fake tanned are been on a sunbed, I`m pasty in the winter and golden in the summer, I do shave my bits however and have done that for many years prior to swinging, and I do like nice underwear but some of the stuff you ladies do is beyond me

youre not alone - i can t wait to undress the simple mini slip/ dress i wear to a club - much happier naked- cant really see a heap of makeup in the dimmer rooms that you play in - but for some its that process that puts them in the mood -

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly "

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly "

Yes, you've misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex in the bath/shower!

Two birds with one stone and all that

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

So how long do you spend shaving your entire body, doing your nails, washing and styling your hair, applying make-up, exfoliating, applying body lotion and the rest then?

If only women only had to put the same effort into getting ready as men do!

You shit, shower, shave, brush your teeth, splash on some smell and put clean clothes on. You have no idea what making an effort to get ready actually means.

But I'm sure plenty of women are making a note not to meet you, so don't worry."

Yep, duly noted

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

Yes, you've misunderstood

And I note you never answered just how many hours it takes you to fully groom yourself for a meet. Since you seem to think you have to do as much as you apparently expect women to do.

So, again, doing your nails, styling your hair, putting your makeup on, shaving virtually your entire body and all the rest takes how long?

You *really* think a shower, shaving your stubble, trimming your nails and your pubes and putting clean clothes on compares?

But as I said, the OP isn't about you and what you want.

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF) over a year ago

south

Prefer to wax, it lasts about four weeks, with no shaving needed, nails done every three weeks..so then its just shower, moisturiser, wash hair, put make up on....60 mins at most and ready to go........

Guess if your looking for same night meet it might be a little rushed.....but for a day after meet or a weekend arranged meet it should be very doable......

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

If I am at home I am normally in trackys and Tshirt or jeans and Tshirt (the Tshirt being a footy top)

So if I was going to a meet I would at least get showerd, wash my bits, put some Lynx on, change the jeans, puts some shoes on, tidy up beard, put a Tshirt or shirt That's ironed, do the hair

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

Woohoo... I'm dirty, smelly and. Ant be arsed to wash either... What time should I pick you up ?

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

please don't put words into the original post that are not there.

no where in the original post does she say she's not meeting at the minute.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

The amount of insecurity from some marvelous women on this thread saddens me. Yes I always make a bit of an effort but if they don't like me as I am, sod em. And majority do so, win.

Truth is, most blokes don't care how we look as long as we're clean, fun and up for it.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

please don't put words into the original post that are not there.

no where in the original post does she say she's not meeting at the minute. "

Apparently the meaning if the OP is clear to everyone but you then.

That's exactly what it means.

She's frustrated because she wants to meet but can't because of not having the energy to get ready.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

Anyone would think this was the age of equality......oh....wait...

I do get where the OP is coming from. But if it was a man posting a similar topic, it would be a totally different response x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

please don't put words into the original post that are not there.

no where in the original post does she say she's not meeting at the minute. "

I'm curious as to what you mean by "bloody well dress accordingly..."??

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

Anyone would think this was the age of equality......oh....wait...

I do get where the OP is coming from. But if it was a man posting a similar topic, it would be a totally different response x"

Mainly because people would ask how much effort it takes to shower, shave and brush his teeth!

Getting ready is not the same thing for men and women!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I make 100% effort as I'm sure the OP does, I think the point is sometimes it can be a chore that's all, didn't say that when she does meet she dosent make an effort. I think you've confused the point.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And don't even mention the bloody housework and changing the bed sheets, yeap sometimes I just think fuck it and thank god I have my wand

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

As well as making it all about him and getting all huffy at the suggestion any woman might feel getting ready for him was a chore, and how he'd rather not meet her.

A moot point really, since I'm fairly sure the OP wasn't propositioning him for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

Anyone would think this was the age of equality......oh....wait...

I do get where the OP is coming from. But if it was a man posting a similar topic, it would be a totally different response x

Mainly because people would ask how much effort it takes to shower, shave and brush his teeth!

Getting ready is not the same thing for men and women!"

Many men spend as long as some women getting ready.

Regardless,the tone of the messages reflect that it was a female OP not a male. That was my point x

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

Yes, you've misunderstood

And I note you never answered just how many hours it takes you to fully groom yourself for a meet. Since you seem to think you have to do as much as you apparently expect women to do.

So, again, doing your nails, styling your hair, putting your makeup on, shaving virtually your entire body and all the rest takes how long?

You *really* think a shower, shaving your stubble, trimming your nails and your pubes and putting clean clothes on compares?

But as I said, the OP isn't about you and what you want."

ok to answer your question I work with my hands out side it can take me a hour in the bath to get my nails and hands clean at times I keep my nails very short for that reason .

I get my hair cut every fortnight my never regions I keep tidy trimming fortnightly ,

my hairy chest I keep tidy by that I trim the hairs off around my nipples my hairy arse and legs I leave same as my hairy arms for the simple reason I'm happy hairy and for that reason I leave .

don't assume I demand a woman shave her never regions bald I don't as long as she's tidy its fine by me.

as you can see I stay on top of my personal grooming shave my face every other day twice on a day that I'm going out or going on a meet .

ok has that answered your question trust me all I ask for is the same as I'm willing to give in return nothing more nothing less from any play partner .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF) over a year ago

south

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know what I think?

Eventually, the sexual fraustration will outweigh the inertia xx

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

Anyone would think this was the age of equality......oh....wait...

I do get where the OP is coming from. But if it was a man posting a similar topic, it would be a totally different response x

Mainly because people would ask how much effort it takes to shower, shave and brush his teeth!

Getting ready is not the same thing for men and women!

Many men spend as long as some women getting ready.

Regardless,the tone of the messages reflect that it was a female OP not a male. That was my point x"

I disagree on this occasion. Sometimes women get different responses to men over the same comments but I don't think a guy would get roasted for saying sometimes he doesn't have the energy to get ready for a meet.

I think some of the other guys would laugh though, and tell him they'd be happy to take his meet off his hands and make the effort.

In general blokes spend much less time and effort getting ready for meets than women. There may be a few exceptions but they're a small minority.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a meet a long time ago in pajamas

It was an impulse meet - we just got in the bath when he arrived.

I think all meets should start in the bath / shower - I'm not a hairspray and nails kind of gal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never knew it's such a chore... I think a good wash and nice smell from my meet is enough for me. What you are wearing (or nit wearing ??) won't bother me so much. That said, it also depends on where we will be meeting. If it's in your place or mine, it wouldn't be a problem. But if we would be out where we would be seen together, then, a little effort won't harm.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

please don't put words into the original post that are not there.

no where in the original post does she say she's not meeting at the minute.

I'm curious as to what you mean by "bloody well dress accordingly..."??"

no stains form last nights meal or todays cup of coffee.

in other words clean clothes and underwear or do you think I'm taking the piss for expecting that....?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

Yes, you've misunderstood

And I note you never answered just how many hours it takes you to fully groom yourself for a meet. Since you seem to think you have to do as much as you apparently expect women to do.

So, again, doing your nails, styling your hair, putting your makeup on, shaving virtually your entire body and all the rest takes how long?

You *really* think a shower, shaving your stubble, trimming your nails and your pubes and putting clean clothes on compares?

But as I said, the OP isn't about you and what you want.

ok to answer your question I work with my hands out side it can take me a hour in the bath to get my nails and hands clean at times I keep my nails very short for that reason .

I get my hair cut every fortnight my never regions I keep tidy trimming fortnightly ,

my hairy chest I keep tidy by that I trim the hairs off around my nipples my hairy arse and legs I leave same as my hairy arms for the simple reason I'm happy hairy and for that reason I leave .

don't assume I demand a woman shave her never regions bald I don't as long as she's tidy its fine by me.

as you can see I stay on top of my personal grooming shave my face every other day twice on a day that I'm going out or going on a meet .

ok has that answered your question trust me all I ask for is the same as I'm willing to give in return nothing more nothing less from any play partner .

Make-up, painting nails and waiting for them to dry, hair styling, shaving legs/underarms/nether regions, exfoliating and moisturising, filing hard skin from feet...

That doesn't compare to trimming and getting your hair cut once a fortnight, showering and keeping your nails clean and short!

I doubt you even know what women do to get ready for meets with you, or anyone else anyway so you don't know if what you expect compares to what you do.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

The whole point is she's not meeting anyone because it's too much effort for her to get ready as she's too bloody tired. She never said she meets guys without making an effort

please don't put words into the original post that are not there.

no where in the original post does she say she's not meeting at the minute.

I'm curious as to what you mean by "bloody well dress accordingly..."??

no stains form last nights meal or todays cup of coffee.

in other words clean clothes and underwear or do you think I'm taking the piss for expecting that....? "

I think you're taking the piss by getting huffy that anyone might think it's a chore to get ready for a meet with you when nothing about the OP was about you!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Who'd have thought this would have caused a disagreement.

To answer the question, yes sometimes I can't be bothered with all the preparation. Good job Mr B doesn't mind if my legs are sometimes prickly, well that's a fib he usually moans after when I'm cuddling him.

The thing that takes me the longest is my hair. It's got a natural frizz to it so takes ages to straighten if I want to wear it down.

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF) over a year ago

south

Would have thought no matter what sex is posting the said statement, if you cannot be bothered to make an effort, then the effort made when it came to sex is no doubt poor as most meets last far longer than it takes to get ready be it man or woman.

like so many posts on the forum about a lot of things, it comes down to effort in, reaps rewards......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there really is only one answer for this sort of lethargic can't be arsed kind of attitude.

which is to match it .

so I say this to any woman who finds herself feeling like this before a meet with me.

don't bother I've now lost interest because trust me if you cant be arse to tidy yourself up for a meet and bloody well dress accordingly for said meet .

sadly if your lacking the motivation and not willing to put the effort into getting ready for the meet then sadly I cant see the sex with such a person being worth me turning up for .

so I'd rather not bother matching your attitude after all it takes two to tango not one.

I think you've got the OP's original post completely wrong.

Just a bit, yes!

oh no I never took her post the wrong way lets turn it on its head and say it was a guy posting her words .

now tell me with hand on heart would you be interested in such a guy ...?

it does you credit and other woman rushing too the aid of a fellow woman .I just hope when a guy posts a post like this in the future you rush to his aid so willingly

battle of the sexes

there is no battle treat everyone the same regardless of sex creed or race .

Anyone would think this was the age of equality......oh....wait...

I do get where the OP is coming from. But if it was a man posting a similar topic, it would be a totally different response x

Mainly because people would ask how much effort it takes to shower, shave and brush his teeth!

Getting ready is not the same thing for men and women!

Many men spend as long as some women getting ready.

Regardless,the tone of the messages reflect that it was a female OP not a male. That was my point x

I think some of the other guys would laugh though, and tell him they'd be happy to take his meet off his hands and make the effort.

In general blokes spend much less time and effort getting ready for meets than women. There may be a few exceptions but they're a small minority."

Well I'm happy to agree to disagree x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I showeer and then spend at least an hour plucking my lady garden.....yes..... seriously!