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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've just seen a status ...saying
Any fit hung guys want to come now my lawn topless..
Ladies ...a n equal opportunities offer you can come cut my lawn topless if you prefer.. ...
What do you reckon you could ask for chores wise and get from your status  ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly  .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds  "
When we meeting   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds "
Not if you have abs of steel, like me . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stupid status.
i copied her idea and asking people to mow my lawn, people think i want them to shave my pubes. 
I just laughed too much at this "
it's that smiley i'm telling you, it makes everything funnier. |
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds
Not if you have abs of steel, like me ."
I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds
Not if you have abs of steel, like me .
I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail. "
Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw |
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds
Not if you have abs of steel, like me .
I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.
Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw "
Errmm... clue is in my username? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My lawn has already been strimmed,by a topless man; he's coming back to mow it. If I'm not mowing my own lawn I'm certainly not mowing someone else's. I'll suck your cock for you though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds
Not if you have abs of steel, like me .
I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.
Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw
Errmm... clue is in my username?"
You're going to chew through his ribcage to eat his heart?  |
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"Cooking for me, ladies know a way to man's heart is through the belly .
I'll put one up shortly
* quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage with a chainsaw. Takes seconds
Not if you have abs of steel, like me .
I'd be will to bet that chainsaw trumps 'abs of steel' but, unfortunately, you wouldn't survive and I'd go to jail.
Only if it has diamond teeths, otherwise rip chainsaw
Errmm... clue is in my username?
You're going to chew through his ribcage to eat his heart? "
I think you might have mistaken forum banter for your own fantasies again, Baaaad Nana |
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