Wow, that's amazing

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All crisps reach their sell by date on a Saturday.

Any others?

By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All painters & decorators die if they don't whistle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you cam lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you cam lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead"

We don't do MSN. Soz.

By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

You can't lick your own elbow

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you cam lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead

We don't do MSN. Soz."

thats very enlightening of you

By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

"You can't lick your own elbow"

but some people can