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Observations on house cleanliness.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke |
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What if the bagel, unmade bed and clothes on the floor conform to your "target"'s particular brand of fung-shooey? The Nibbled Bagel of Enlightenment to remind them that greed is not good. The Unmade Bed of Rapturous Abandonment to remind them that strict order is not always what it's cracked up to be. The Floordrobe of Cosmic Choice, to remind them to keep their options open and in full _iew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called! "
That's why I offer tea.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really think he's cracked this..all the single men who can't get meets just have to offer some kind of other service too...diversification I think it's called!
That's why I offer tea. "
And it worked!   |
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Cant....move....on....this.....thread.....ego....to big!
The Lamborghini on this site? So your quick to the finish then?
The thing to remember about comparing yourself to a car....you can spend a few quid or a few hundred thousand....either way the scrap price is still the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
I would check your own pics first Duke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry op your failed ....
Your wires and cables in your first pic are terrible !!
Shoes in cupboard are not nearly stored either "
From the pictures I can tell your house looks clean. 10 out of 10, would bang  . |
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Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)
I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)
I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa "
Cuppa?
You bring him round to sort my place out and I'll provide wine, cocktails and cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dax is ex forces so when he cleans, he CLEANS. everything gets moved, swept, vacuumed and dusted (I KNOW!! A man that dusts...properly too)
I have often thought about pimping him out to couples in exchange for us ladies sitting down and having a cuppa "
Sounds like a plan, and Mrs would be very 'accommodating' to such a helpful man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Cloths scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago
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When I was a single on here i couldn't and can't accommodate now but if I could, well, my house is a home and a few specks of dust appear the minute I've cleaned up. But my sheets would be clean and that's what's important isn't it, along with a connection with the person you are meeting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.
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Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.
Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far "
Plenty of science to back it up, making up a bed first thing is a disgusting practice. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"It is in fact more hygienic to leave your bed unmade, with the covers pulled back, than to make it up religiously every morning.
Yep, when I was a young 'un I tried that argument with my mum and at boarding school, never got me very far
Plenty of science to back it up, making up a bed first thing is a disgusting practice."
I believe it's better to let it air, personally. |
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