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THE most obscenely perverted filthy thing you've ever done!?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!  "
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this "
Shocking, right?
I am deeply ashamed!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this
Shocking, right?
I am deeply ashamed! "
So you should be! I thought i was sick.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once didn't wash my hands after having a wee!
Eeeew, you went and dipped in the peanuts on the bar after too didn't you, filthy bugger!"
Yeah,I juggled with them and put them back |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema 
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer 
I think I'm too advanced for you  No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10 
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother "
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol."
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun? |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... pmsl the wanna bes guide to dimensions and delusions of domestic domination I did find it weak and boring though thought there would be more to it "
Oh no, you aren't allowed to back peddle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times! 
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow? "
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! |
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "
Amazing, how have you managed that?!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning "
Want me to lap up that glow I'll make it look bone dry by the end |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is "
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning "
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! "
Now that sounds fun! |
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?! "
Yes- the sunshine |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! What about when i make you mine then even you will be judging your own practices "
You'll make me your slave?
I'm waiting to be slave to a hot lady.
Sorry |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries "
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine"
Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not obscene, filthy or perverted. This thread so doesn't apply to me "
That made me snort laugh...again!(which IS still cute & sexy if anyone is wondering!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag "
You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep |
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine
Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can. "
I've particularly enjoyed the early morning sunshine |
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep "
I can't. I'm laughing too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watched 50 shades of grey at the cinema
ah, the beginners guide.... Yeah really want to help this begginer
I think I'm too advanced for you No one is too advanced always remain teachable I could make you learn a trick or 2 or maybe 10
Woah wait- you are going to teach me? We can teach eachother
Oh young padawan...I fear the force is too strong for you Me don't think that lovely the force needs an upgrade too weak for me it is
You won't be saying that when I've made you my slave, chained you to a post and let men have their way with you! Now Now Miss Honey you have much to learn my young padawan don't forget we have limits and boundaries
I don't have boundaries....
But you are pushing your luck.
Someone get this one a ball gag You gonna ball gag me then I'm waiting i wonder what other filthier acts your going to do so far this is making me fall asleep
I can't. I'm laughing too much"
See them practices are weak god thought you was advanced looks like your in first stage training lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind! "
Oh I love this   |
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By *anklerMan
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind! "
Good Girl
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly say
Though it may have involved a trip into the woods
Did you get a big surprise?
I most certainly did "
Judging by sexyspecs recent sexy pics; she did! |
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?  "
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step "
I'm not sure I'd want to hear any way |
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step "
But this is repeatable (with some omissions):
There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition.
That was pretty sleazy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind! "
That must've been some afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step
But this is repeatable (with some omissions):
There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition.
That was pretty sleazy.
"
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"Too filthy for public consumption
An actual opportunity for you to tell a story and you don't take it?
Let me put it this way - there are a few to choose from, most of which would end me up on the nawti step
But this is repeatable (with some omissions):
There was this *one time* where I ended up banding some young blonde in a toilet cubicle whilst people watched over the partition.
That was pretty sleazy.
"
It go worse.
Woke up the next day and thought, OMG! What have I done?!
Straight down to the clap clinic where I ran into a client and then a rent boy I knew before enduing a lecture from the bitch nurse about the correct way to have sex.
Not a good day.
(although everything checked out fine) |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?"
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched!
I'm untouched by anyone else's hand lately....I can't say the same for my own but I will say I am glowing this morning
That must be due to all that sunshine we've been getting ?!
Yes- the sunshine
Thought so!!! Make the most of the sun today if you can.
I've particularly enjoyed the early morning sunshine "
It's a particularly sunny day here, too nice to be indoors and on fab really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol."
You do realise you're going to hell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had sex with the lights on.....once!
Jesus h christ woman! You can't go admitting to that on here..
They'll remove your post for sure and you'll maybe get a ban for talking about this
Shocking, right?
I am deeply ashamed! "
As long as it was just the lights on... And not the window open too.... That's just too much |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell. "
Where the devil will do some wicked things to you it will make real life stories of sadism seem like pony play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind!
Oh I love this "
Ta! My sexual progression in a nutshell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind!
That must've been some afternoon "
Took years actually - and there were numerous 'he's'!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weeeeeelll!
I got on top once - when I was a wee lass - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he got behind - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then I got on top and turned round - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he put my legs over my head - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he tied me up - and I liked it so I kept doing it!
Then he spanked me - .........
Then he whipped me - ...........
Then he fucked the 'wrong hole' - .......
Then he double dipped - ..........
A few other things spring to mind!
That must've been some afternoon
Took years actually - and there were numerous 'he's'! "
Mmmm I'd love to do that with you |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell. "
Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x. |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell.
Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x."
See you there
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"Nothing..ever...am pure of thought & action at all times!
And me...and me....
As pure as fresh virgin snow?
Yep...all sparkly clean and totally untouched! "
But I bet the offers are coming thick and fast now....note the spelling! |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell.
Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x.
See you there
"
Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun |
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A fb and me were in her sister's flat while she was out. We were horny as fuck and I just got her into the doggy position and about to pull her dress up and release my straining cock to sink into her when her sister walked back in! Thankfully we were still clothed! Just! If she'd walked in 10 seconds later she'd have seen me pounding her sister like mad! Just as well as my fb's sister's absurdly frigid and would have gone absolutely apeshit! |
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I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death. |
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death. "
There we go |
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell.
Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x.
See you there
Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun "
I'm shy,I don't like being videoed |
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
There we go "
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
There we go
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I've done *far* worse! |
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death.
There we go
What??!
I've done *far* worse! "
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"I met up with a couple for a hotel meet. By the time I got there they'd found this fucked Scots guy an were pissing on him in the bathroom.
Then they decided it would be a good idea to tie him up but had nothing suitable.
So I offered my belt. Too thick. So we used my tie. Perfect.
Then they decided to whip him with the belt. Nah, I said, like *THIS* - it has to make the right noise.
Then after we'd done some unspeakable things to the poor fellow, we decided to have a pause but couldn't get the tie undone.
Cue some frantic minutes trying to free him.
In the end I said, I'm going outside for a ciggy. I want him relased by the time I get back - no knives, scissors or teeth, that tie is a family heirloom.*
And when I returned it the tie was off - it was just covered in lube.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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* the tie was my grandfather's funeral tie, given to me, with some other items, by my grandmother after his death. "
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"Spunked all over a nun's face/mouth while she had her chin on an open bible.
Most probably done far worse but can't remember lol.
Is that a true story? And was she a real nun?
Wasn't a real nun but there were five of them in a real church & the bible was real, I bet they wondered why the bible pages were stuck together on Sunday lol.
You do realise you're going to hell.
Yes there's no hope for me lol...i've far more kinky exploits on my bucket list yet x.
See you there
Perhaps you should join me in my adventures sometime you sound like fun
I'm shy,I don't like being videoed "
I always swing without camera's lol, any naughty stuff I get up to is usually after shoots as I try to be as professional as i can when filming x. |
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"What was it? Where was it? How did you feel? Do you still think about it? "
What was it? ... I filled my arse with milk and milk shat over a nuns face.
Where was it? ... Jersey
How did you feel? ... Like a sacrilegious cow
Do you still think about it? ... Every minute |
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if you asked this two years ago it would have been boring. but ive discovered clubs now im basically unshockable.
ive had sex infront of loads of people.
oh wait once went rios me and a friend took a stunner into the room as we left a lady who had been playing hard to get all day (must have smelt the sex lol) litterally whispered i should take a shower and come right back, i did. |
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"Hand holding in public.
There was a time I got off with and then tossed off a guy at Piccadilly Circus in front of some rather shocked tourists.
Hehe
Thanks for sharing with the group "
That's quite alright - there's a longer version available |
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