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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..always been into this but it can also go tits up!
What phrases do folk like to use during sex and has anyone got any stories when it just really did not work!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"
That's what men want to hear!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol "
That's amusing.. you should've asked "do you like that?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"
Holy fucking shit! Marry me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth"
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth. |
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth. "
Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth |
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Mmmmm yes, more, more..
Give me every fucking inch!!!
Harder, deeper, faster....
Dont stop....
Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..
Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!
So close....dont stop
Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!
....what???? Huh???? Your done????
Next!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.
Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth "
You sure   |
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth. "
Thats 'gutter talk' Hatter 
Clean your act up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm yes, more, more..
Give me every fucking inch!!!
Harder, deeper, faster....
Dont stop....
Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..
Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!
So close....dont stop
Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!
....what???? Huh???? Your done????
Next!!!!!!"
Haha "next.."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.
Thats 'gutter talk' Hatter
Clean your act up "
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.
Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth You sure "
Very sure, I'm certain people could vouch for my lack of skills when it comes to talking dirty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth
They could have asked you to clean out the gutters, now that's pure filth.
Oh my goodness...I couldn't handle that amount of filth You sure
Very sure, I'm certain people could vouch for my lack of skills when it comes to talking dirty."
You do enough for me lovely |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Usually things like "my God your pussy tastes so sweet", "I love the way that feels on my cock", but most often is "look into my eyes" "
Do you click Your fingers as well?
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol "
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps "
Sit on my face all day beautiful my naughty little raspberry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps "
I'd be happy to be gagged that way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!  "
spoken like a true faker pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually things like "my God your pussy tastes so sweet", "I love the way that feels on my cock", but most often is "look into my eyes"
Do you click Your fingers as well?
Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.
"
When I was typing it, that occurred to me too. Hopefully it's a bit more exotic in the heat of the moment |
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps "
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm yes, more, more..
Give me every fucking inch!!!
Harder, deeper, faster....
Dont stop....
Mmmmm your balls are slapping my tight ass hard..
Give it to me, fill me....do it...empty your big cock!!!!!
So close....dont stop
Dont stop.....omg...OMG!!!!
....what???? Huh???? Your done????
Next!!!!!!
Haha "next.." "
well done omg pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending "
can't say I blame you its such a turn off |
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Hhhmm tricky one this...
All depends on partner .....and there's different types of dirty talk.
Sophisticated.
Loving/ affectionate.
Slutty
Sleazy
And off course degrading ..!!!
I find can certainly enharnse exp if both open to it, and accept its just part of role playing.
Find sophisticated dirty talk is partner expecting well executed sentences with long words,boring and hard work. Not to mention distracting to my rythem.
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending
can't say I blame you its such a turn off"
If you are going to do it..do it properly right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hhhmm tricky one this...
All depends on partner .....and there's different types of dirty talk.
Sophisticated.
Loving/ affectionate.
Slutty
Sleazy
And off course degrading ..!!!
I find can certainly enharnse exp if both open to it, and accept its just part of role playing.
Find sophisticated dirty talk is partner expecting well executed sentences with long words,boring and hard work. Not to mention distracting to my rythem.
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Slutty / degrading is my preference. On the premise it suits both! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending
can't say I blame you its such a turn off
If you are going to do it..do it properly right?"
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending
can't say I blame you its such a turn off
If you are going to do it..do it properly right?
Exactly "
Sit on my face miss naughty raspberry |
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending
can't say I blame you its such a turn off
If you are going to do it..do it properly right?
Exactly "
I'm going to find a victim to practice on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
Once a chap kept saying, whilst "rabbit fucking"
"Does that feel good" "do you like it" "can you feel how hard I am for you"
I said No- needless to say he didn't get his happy ending
can't say I blame you its such a turn off
If you are going to do it..do it properly right?
Exactly
I'm going to find a victim to practice on "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol "
I probably should not laugh but that was such a funny tale x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh baby. I love how you smear that mud on your butt cheeks and pour that old greasy chips oil over your cleavage! It makes me want to swan dive in a bin full of last week's left overs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,
finding pure joy in your body, your heart;
because you’re the queen of my present and past
I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.
This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!! spoken like a true faker pmsl "
I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!! spoken like a true faker pmsl
I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake "
Some women fake their orgasms
to hear the sound of their own voices.
Ironically, it gets them off.
I, too, have written poems I wanted
to be true.
(sorry, made me think of this.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,
finding pure joy in your body, your heart;
because you’re the queen of my present and past
I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.
This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?"
I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps "
dirty girl. Go to my room and take a seat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love dirty talk but once a guy just kept saying do you like that over and over . I asked him to stop and he carried on saying it and without thinking I slapped him (not hard) across the face . Luckily he didn't take offence lol
Why do guys do that? Or 'does that feel good' repeated over and over. Im more of a doer than a talker myself. I prefer to cut out the cringey questions and get on with it. I find face sitting helps
dirty girl. Go to my room and take a seat"
If the voice is right and with the right person it turns me on. Maybe not over and over and over and over ad nauseum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!! spoken like a true faker pmsl
I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake
Some women fake their orgasms
to hear the sound of their own voices.
Ironically, it gets them off.
I, too, have written poems I wanted
to be true.
(sorry, made me think of this.)"
 thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,
finding pure joy in your body, your heart;
because you’re the queen of my present and past
I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.
This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?
I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive."
Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!! spoken like a true faker pmsl
I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake
Some women fake their orgasms
to hear the sound of their own voices.
Ironically, it gets them off.
I, too, have written poems I wanted
to be true.
(sorry, made me think of this.)
thanks. "
Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,
finding pure joy in your body, your heart;
because you’re the queen of my present and past
I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.
This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?
I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive.
Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh. "
Queens are untouchable,I want to be touched. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have mastered the sweet but difficult art of happiness here, with my head in your lap,
finding pure joy in your body, your heart;
because you’re the queen of my present and past
I have mastered love’s sweet but difficult art.
This is dirty talk for me. This is hot right? Right guys?... Guys?
I'm not overly fond of the use of Queen; other than that it was seductive.
Yeah, the use of Queen is a bit meh.
Queens are untouchable,I want to be touched. "
A good point. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!! spoken like a true faker pmsl
I never fake! Fall asleep maybe, but never fake
Some women fake their orgasms
to hear the sound of their own voices.
Ironically, it gets them off.
I, too, have written poems I wanted
to be true.
(sorry, made me think of this.)
thanks.
Sorry. "
Replace "queen" with "slut" and all the other words with other words, then that'd be perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh 
My penis just retracted 
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you?? "
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested "
It's lemon, care to share? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you?? "
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly "
Oh come on now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly "
What kind of torture you planning then when you said slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share? "
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share?
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat "
I'll watch you eat it while you watch me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly
Oh come on now... "
Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly "
Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly
Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously. "
You better believe it |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly
Oh come on now...
Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once!"
You want some of my honeypot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly
Oh come on now...
Well ok, you can lick my cheesecake Honey...just this once!
You want some of my honeypot? "
No wonder it's glowing down there pmsl |
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over a year ago
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share?
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat
I'll watch you eat it while you watch me "
Why, anything worth watching |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share?
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat
I'll watch you eat it while you watch me
Why, anything worth watching "
Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share?
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat
I'll watch you eat it while you watch me
Why, anything worth watching
Maybe "
Meh, I don't do maybe. Move over I want to watch TV |
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
You could have mentioned cheesecake before . Now I'm interested
It's lemon, care to share?
Nope, it's all mine, but you can watch me eat
I'll watch you eat it while you watch me
Why, anything worth watching
Maybe
Meh, I don't do maybe. Move over I want to watch TV "
Hurry up with that cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like it when someone whispers in my ear
"I'm going to enjoy you"
Ohhhhhh
My penis just retracted
As they lean over and take my cheesecake...what is wrong with you??
Anyone touches my cheesecake they die...slowly
Now that's a woman who takes cheesecake very seriously.
You better believe it "
Good, cheesecake is not to be taken lightly. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I'm terrible at dirty talk, I over think it and try to make sure my syntax and rhythm is right.
Someone spoke dirty to me yesterday....they asked me to do the dishes. Filth pure filth"
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
I can write it down but actually using dirty talk doesn't come naturally to me.
I only ever want to say ' muddy wellingtons '.
I imagine ppl would rather hear..Oh baby I want your rock hard throbbing cock deep inside my wet pussy.. Your hard shaft balls deep in me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!
Who said that to you? "
Nobody. Because I don't have a dick
Sheesh. Obviously some touchy men on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!"
keep going I'm nearly at the vinegar strokes |
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Natural sounds i find are much bwter than people reproducing silly porno film style sexy talk
If a lady has time to have a running conversation of smut talk whilst being fucked, she probably isnt being fucked right!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
"
I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol |
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol"
From a guy- oh how I howled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone walks up behind you, nibbles your ear and whispers "oh you're going to get it"
*puddle*
The whole "oh yeah baby, you like that don't ya!" not so much
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
I'm getting mixed emotions from this, is this from a guy or to a guy? Lol
From a guy- oh how I howled "
Haha, he must have been gagging for you if he wanted to suck someone's dick just to taste you   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh your so big
Oh your so hard
Harder
Yes that's it, fuck me harder
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yes, yes, oh my god, yes yes YES!!!!!!
keep going I'm nearly at the vinegar strokes "
faster baby faster, pump that big cock and empty those big balls for me oh yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
"
wow what a sweet talker haha |
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
wow what a sweet talker haha "
I think I found love...I best go unlos |
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
wow what a sweet talker haha
I think I found love...I best go unlos"
god not you too, pretty soon I'm gonna have no one left to perv  |
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"How's this work for you?
I'd happily drag my body naked over broken glass and suck the last cock that fucked you just to taste how sweet you are.
wow what a sweet talker haha
I think I found love...I best go unlos
god not you too, pretty soon I'm gonna have no one left to perv "
I'm sure you will be fine, I'm not sure I can let that one pass me by. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything spontaneous......I'm not big on it myself...but a few words do tend to tumble out when I'm close.
A woman who says it with her eyes......that really gets to me......or the simple words "Cock...NOW!" When they know they are ready to be finished off.... |
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