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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of my first meets I managed to make his nose bleed with my foot!  Getting into position..badly hahaha
Haha! Was all forgiven?
No haha.  "
Sad times and room for tactical improvement *snort* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy! "
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!!      .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now ."
I think that is a large majority of male users on here (and some females - just for equality) where they don't have a clue... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost a contact lenses in a ladies' foof.
Does that count?
I found it again, rinsed it off and carried on (obviously)..."
As long as you never caught Pink Eye - nice save! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I lost a contact lenses in a ladies' foof.
Does that count?
I found it again, rinsed it off and carried on (obviously)...
As long as you never caught Pink Eye - nice save! "
No.. it was all good !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One meet washed his cock with disinfectant after fking my ass. XXX
Another got the chicken curry my FWB took me out for the previous evening, on his cock and had to wipe it off xx
They were both pretty embarrassing meets. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One meet washed his cock with disinfectant after fking my ass. XXX
Another got the chicken curry my FWB took me out for the previous evening, on his cock and had to wipe it off xx
They were both pretty embarrassing meets. XXX"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now .
I think that is a large majority of male users on here (and some females - just for equality) where they don't have a clue... "
All the females I Met from Fab know Exactly what Swinging Is and All the Females I Met with at that time either was or had been involved in the social Only side of Swinging events on and off Fab.Unlike most people on Fab!!!!
Fab is Very Good for Swing Club Listings Events and Reviews and meeting with Genuine Swingers when Eventually found I Wouldn't meet up with Single guys again I'd only go to Swing clubs and very Rarely on Mixed Nights,would have to be a Special night if I went to a mixed Swingers Club night.
Again:I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Here is my story as it doesn't make me feel as bad...
I met a girl from Fetlife. It was a very relaxed meet as we were looking for something a bit more.
After a lengthy trip from Newcastle for her she arrived at mine and proclaimed she was starving. So I ordered a Balti (her choice) and we spent the evening talking about anything and everything, listening to Goth/Industrial tunes as I rubbed her feet, she gave me a look not long after and we then went to bedroom.
Getting to a very sensual amount of foreplay I teased gently and began to work my way down. There for some time, I caught this sudden smell. She had let one slip and I was in the firing line. She apologised and said she would be back in a minute.
After 10-15 minutes, I heard a rustling in the living room and then the front door close. I went to see if she'd left and myself thinking it was embarrassment from a fart. I went to call her and it went straight to voicemail. A bit gutted, I walked into my bathroom...
All I'm going to say - I wouldn't wish what I saw and smelt on anybody. A bottle of bleach later and several pans of boiling water I managed to unblock my toilet.
She apologised by text the following day.... |
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Had a few odd meets once did anal with a girl and pulled out to find a bit of blood told her and she said just carry on lol
Once again with anal I pulled out and got more then what I wished she was very embarrassed
Was fingering a girl and pulled out to find lots of blood over my hand
Have had a girl suck me then come up kiss me and lick my own cum over my face
Anyway with all of them we just laughed it off and carried on made sure we was both cleaned up then cuddled and started again in the morning |
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now ."
Why Do You Write Like This? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think my most embarrassing moment during swinging was at chameleons
I was in a private room with a guy and I came on my period mid shag, as if that wasn't bad enough let's just say he wasn't impressed and started shouting and me and calling me a dirty bitch and telling me I shouldn't have come if I was due on etc
Anyway he went for a shower and obviously I needed one too, when I got to the shower I could hear him telling everybody in that area about what happened and then even pointed me out when he saw me
I could have died, I got dressed and went home |
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"One meet washed his cock with disinfectant after fking my ass. XXX
Another got the chicken curry my FWB took me out for the previous evening, on his cock and had to wipe it off xx
They were both pretty embarrassing meets. XXX"
Douche woman!!
Mine ended up in A&E with a broken knob. Turned out to be a serial cheater. So yeah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now .
Why Do You Write Like This?"
I can and I have "GET OVER IT"!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something stupid, ridiculous or embarrassing happens every time.
How could it not when you're both letting everything out and performing some fairly obscene and intimate tessellation.
That's part of the fun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think my most embarrassing moment during swinging was at chameleons
I was in a private room with a guy and I came on my period mid shag, as if that wasn't bad enough let's just say he wasn't impressed and started shouting and me and calling me a dirty bitch and telling me I shouldn't have come if I was due on etc
Anyway he went for a shower and obviously I needed one too, when I got to the shower I could hear him telling everybody in that area about what happened and then even pointed me out when he saw me
I could have died, I got dressed and went home "
FFS! I would have got the twat removed just by having a word with Annie or Mark. What a c***! Nature is nature... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One meet washed his cock with disinfectant after fking my ass. XXX
Another got the chicken curry my FWB took me out for the previous evening, on his cock and had to wipe it off xx
They were both pretty embarrassing meets. XXX
Douche woman!!
Mine ended up in A&E with a broken knob. Turned out to be a serial cheater. So yeah. "
I thought douching was standard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost a contact lenses in a ladies' foof.
Does that count?
I found it again, rinsed it off and carried on (obviously)...
How?? "
How? Well I could see with the other eye... and there was a bathroom nearby for rinsing !
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now .
I think that is a large majority of male users on here (and some females - just for equality) where they don't have a clue...
All the females I Met from Fab know Exactly what Swinging Is and All the Females I Met with at that time either was or had been involved in the social Only side of Swinging events on and off Fab.Unlike most people on Fab!!!!
Fab is Very Good for Swing Club Listings Events and Reviews and meeting with Genuine Swingers when Eventually found I Wouldn't meet up with Single guys again I'd only go to Swing clubs and very Rarely on Mixed Nights,would have to be a Special night if I went to a mixed Swingers Club night.
Again:I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now ."
13 posts in and you've managed to shoehorn your engagement in twice.
It has absolutely no relevance to the thread.
Actually to any of the threads you post to where you mention being engaged, or your fiance.
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? It's baffling.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is my story as it doesn't make me feel as bad...
I met a girl from Fetlife. It was a very relaxed meet as we were looking for something a bit more.
After a lengthy trip from Newcastle for her she arrived at mine and proclaimed she was starving. So I ordered a Balti (her choice) and we spent the evening talking about anything and everything, listening to Goth/Industrial tunes as I rubbed her feet, she gave me a look not long after and we then went to bedroom.
Getting to a very sensual amount of foreplay I teased gently and began to work my way down. There for some time, I caught this sudden smell. She had let one slip and I was in the firing line. She apologised and said she would be back in a minute.
After 10-15 minutes, I heard a rustling in the living room and then the front door close. I went to see if she'd left and myself thinking it was embarrassment from a fart. I went to call her and it went straight to voicemail. A bit gutted, I walked into my bathroom...
All I'm going to say - I wouldn't wish what I saw and smelt on anybody. A bottle of bleach later and several pans of boiling water I managed to unblock my toilet.
She apologised by text the following day...."
I love stories that include farts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure many have had that one experience that has kind of thrown them at some point.
Has anyone had suffered in that way during a meet? Horror story or otherwise funny? Don't be shy!
A few "Social Only" Meetings I had with guys who thought I was going to have Sex with Them and meet up with them again before realising they Ain't My Type!
:Cocky Arrogant Narrow Minded Some Snobby and All Didn't Know what a Actual Swinger Is and Never been to a Swingers Club and got involved with Social events either!!!!!!! .
I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now .
I think that is a large majority of male users on here (and some females - just for equality) where they don't have a clue...
All the females I Met from Fab know Exactly what Swinging Is and All the Females I Met with at that time either was or had been involved in the social Only side of Swinging events on and off Fab.Unlike most people on Fab!!!!
Fab is Very Good for Swing Club Listings Events and Reviews and meeting with Genuine Swingers when Eventually found I Wouldn't meet up with Single guys again I'd only go to Swing clubs and very Rarely on Mixed Nights,would have to be a Special night if I went to a mixed Swingers Club night.
Again:I'm Very Glad I'm Engaged Now .
13 posts in and you've managed to shoehorn your engagement in twice.
It has absolutely no relevance to the thread.
Actually to any of the threads you post to where you mention being engaged, or your fiance.
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? It's baffling...."
Damn stalkers! |
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