Thought I,d put this out there...
Whilst out on cycle ride, I mistakenly took wrong path, which meant walking down narrow country path.
On the path a while bump into lone walker with dog , who I asked directions from and started chatting to.
It was,not till after saying farewell to ,it occurred to me by his manner ...that perhaps if I were that way inclined he,d been open to a bit of spontaneous fun.
Wondered whether you ladies ever think the same way ?? And even curse themselves for not having the courage to act on it.
How horny, or what.
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over a year ago
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So you talk to a random bloke walking their dog and conclude that they were looking for fun? I'll be honest I;m struggling to see how you made that leap  |
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OP don't ever come to Devon; everyone talks to you when you wander around the lanes and across the moors; I am positive they don't all fancy a fuck (well they might but not with some random "how do you do?" |
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"Am I totally missing the signs?
The post lady said good morning and asked how I am. Does she want to ride this fat lad?
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She wants to fuck you senseless.  |
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"Am I totally missing the signs?
The post lady said good morning and asked how I am. Does she want to ride this fat lad?
She wants to fuck you senseless. "
Yesssssssss
I'm gonna greet her at the door with a hardon and a smile in on Tuesday morning. |
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"So you talk to a random bloke walking their dog and conclude that they were looking for fun? I'll be honest I;m struggling to see how you made that leap "
The conclusion was made by a bloke, therefore anyone and everyone is up for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It does happen mostly for me in supermarkets ,due to the strange hours I work I frequently have to get the shop in the daytime and its amazing how many friendly conversations you encounter for want of a better description  |
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My postman told me to have a nice day yesterday, which was weird as he's usually a right moody git.
Maybe he wanted me on my knees unwrapping his parcel, sucking him dry???  |
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People really should wank more, to counteract these sexual delusions of grandeur. Believe it or not, some folk in this world are genuinely friendly for the sake of being friendly.
(Sometimes being friendly leads to sex, for the contrite among us.....sydney university you don't have permission to use my profile/pictures blah blah blah)  |
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"My postman told me to have a nice day yesterday, which was weird as he's usually a right moody git.
Maybe he wanted me on my knees unwrapping his parcel, sucking him dry??? "
Try it next week and report back to us |
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"My postman told me to have a nice day yesterday, which was weird as he's usually a right moody git.
Maybe he wanted me on my knees unwrapping his parcel, sucking him dry???
Try it next week and report back to us "
 if you hear nothing I've been arrested for sexual harassment of a Postman |
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By *es-sMan
over a year ago
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"My postman told me to have a nice day yesterday, which was weird as he's usually a right moody git.
Maybe he wanted me on my knees unwrapping his parcel, sucking him dry??? "
Can't blame him really |
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"My postman told me to have a nice day yesterday, which was weird as he's usually a right moody git.
Maybe he wanted me on my knees unwrapping his parcel, sucking him dry???
Try it next week and report back to us
if you hear nothing I've been arrested for sexual harassment of a Postman "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought I,d put this out there...
Whilst out on cycle ride, I mistakenly took wrong path, which meant walking down narrow country path.
On the path a while bump into lone walker with dog , who I asked directions from and started chatting to.
It was,not till after saying farewell to ,it occurred to me by his manner ...that perhaps if I were that way inclined he,d been open to a bit of spontaneous fun.
Wondered whether you ladies ever think the same way ?? And even curse themselves for not having the courage to act on it.
How horny, or what.
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I'd slap him into the middle of next week if a man were to approach me while out walking. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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I quite fancy the girl that delivers for our local Chinese restaurant haven't got round to asking if she's bi but have intimated that the local Indian restaurant need a driver...
Fcking sick of eating Chinese if i'm honest
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