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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be cake?
My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed 
Never trust a thin chef
What kind of cake? "
I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will there be cake?
My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed
Never trust a thin chef
What kind of cake?
I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles."
Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream.......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be cake?
My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed
Never trust a thin chef
What kind of cake?
I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles.
Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream....... "
No wanking allowed this early on in proceedings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will there be cake?
My hobby is baking and cooking so you'll all be welllllllllllllllll fed
Never trust a thin chef
What kind of cake?
I do a mean Black Forest gateaux, vanilla cheesecake, and profiteroles.
Hmmmm. I like all of them. I'll bring the squirty cream.......
No wanking allowed this early on in proceedings "
It was for the profiteroles!!!! But now that you mention it........
*Trousers down*..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's my birthday in 3 hours I want presents if the party is still on "
With this much notice.......... Be luck to get a bunch of flowers from the forecourt.
I'll bake you a birthday cupcake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The hot tub's ready. Everybody get nekkid already
Cannonball!!!!!!!might have know you'd be first  "
Well I'm giddy on all the profiteroles and squirty cream I've eaten! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now, I've got to pop to the allnighter to stock up on mixers n special brew
No trashing the place, and there's a padlock on Mrs N's knicker draw.
In the meantime, help yourselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay, just be careful if your all naked, I'm bringing the cheese n pineapple hedgehog
I love those! Does it have a glazed cherry nose?"
Yes on a plate of lettuce for grass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up next on the karaoke then?
Anyone want to do a duet?
Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck."
Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up next on the karaoke then?
Anyone want to do a duet?
Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.
Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice "
For the love of god please don't 
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Who's up next on the karaoke then?
Anyone want to do a duet?
Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.
Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice "
rings simon cowell quick have these two on x factor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up next on the karaoke then?
Anyone want to do a duet?
Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.
Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice
For the love of god please don't
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That's one of my karaoke songs, I do great Dolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up next on the karaoke then?
Anyone want to do a duet?
Will a ditty with the host be agreeable?. I can't sing for toffee but what the heck.
Let's do a bit of Dolly & Kenny, Islands in the Stream ~ refill the glasses and no one will notice
For the love of god please don't
That's one of my karaoke songs, I do great Dolly "
I prefer Jolene myself,
Not me singing just the song |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.
I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly.
D'ya need a duvet? "
Too hot! If someone could pick me out of the jelly and wipe my face off though, that would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The host is back from the shops, hope you've all been behaving yourselves.
I have. I'm snoring gently into my jelly.
D'ya need a duvet?
Too hot! If someone could pick me out of the jelly and wipe my face off though, that would be nice "
I'll carry ya up to the spare bed, it's nice n cool up there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Arrives fashionably late*
Anyone for any ice for this vodka? "
Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.
Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Arrives fashionably late*
Anyone for any ice for this vodka?
Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.
Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub."
Iv got vodka but no ice ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Arrives fashionably late*
Anyone for any ice for this vodka?
Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.
Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.
Iv got vodka but no ice !"
More vodka, result |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Arrives fashionably late*
Anyone for any ice for this vodka?
Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.
Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.
Iv got vodka but no ice !
More vodka, result"
I'll bring my trunks too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Arrives fashionably late*
Anyone for any ice for this vodka?
Dude, anyone with vodka or ice is more than welcome. Everyone appears to be either passed out or are bumping fun parts in the various snugs I've created.
Failing that, there's probably a rampant fuck-a-thon in the hot tub.
Iv got vodka but no ice !
More vodka, result
I'll bring my trunks too "
Dive in but I suspect the trunks will be wasted if there's still bodies in there bumping bits |
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