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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!  |
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
That explains the 2 year no meets  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is so funny, but so honest. I try and get out whatever is ready to get out and always ensure freshness after said actions. I like to be a good hostess overall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The more details you give eg medical history, diet, poo type, etc. the more honest you are. The fewer details you give of the same nature, the sexier you are! Simple!
Just be ruddy clean! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB "
I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?"   |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB
I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "
Depends on the nurse I guess... I don't as a rule |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB
I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?"
Depends on the nurse I guess... I don't as a rule "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB
I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "
 oh sweet jesus |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Clem, didn't you have a lengthy and fairly comprehensive clear out recently?
I don't do anal but you never know when someone is going to stick a finger or tongue too close for comfort so I opt for keeping clean in a natural way and taking something if it's going to be a very lengthy meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
Forget Cleveland steamers..it's the hot Karl's you need to watch out for....I shit shower shave a.k.a. the three S's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB "
Its because he just. doesn't. give. a. shit. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
Hahaha, Cumberland Sausage for breakfast mate
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
That explains the 2 year no meets
MrsSB
I haven't been holding it in for that long! Do you think if you meet a nurse they ask you "have you opened your bowels recently?" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
I'm pretty regular, I tend to have a poop at 6am every morning.
Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7...... |
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield!
I'm pretty regular, I tend to have a poop at 6am every morning.
Unfortunately I don't get out of bed till 7......"
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By (user no longer on site)
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you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
There goes my mojo right there if they said that.
Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try to shit prior to showering. I shower at least an hour before I leave to go meet
Do you encourage people to digitally stimulate your anus? "
No I demand |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Do you have a poo? (assuming your play partner doesn't want a Cleveland steamer curled down on to their chest) 10 minutes? 2 hours? Where's your comfort zone? If you're about to indulge in anal or rimming do you tell your friend "it's ok, i had a good clear out half an hour ago."
It's a minefield! "
Clem,have you ever thought,you were over thinking things.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit... "
Just give a warning "don't finger my ass, I've got a round in the chamber." Or "sorry about all the farting, I'm baking one for later." Very topical,what with 'Bake off' and all that shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happens if you can't poo before you go but you think there's one brewing, would you risk it for the biscuit...
In which case, use the mathematicians cure, sit down and work it out with a pencil..
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The prepared always carry a box of matches for those times they have use someone else's facilities.... |
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