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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh lovely thank you, could I get a toasted bagel with crispy bacon & an extra large coffee please  "
Oh that actually sounds delicious! Think I'll have that too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea  "
Anything for pooch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch? "
Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch?
Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust "
Haha I'll save him some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning beautiful angel. Rather than have you cook my breakfast. Sit your ass down and allow me to fetch yours.
After you've eaten, then I'll take a gallon of black coffee intravenously, and a bacon baguette smothered in brown sauce please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eggs Benedict with a cafetière to accompany served by your naked gorgeous self please
Can we have this too?
Thanks
MrsSB
PS fancy a fuck?  "
You certainly can. Would you like it before or after the fuck?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso. "
Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Can I get a cup of tea with 1 sugar,2 boiled eggs and a side order of you please OP
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Coming up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning beautiful angel. Rather than have you cook my breakfast. Sit your ass down and allow me to fetch yours.
After you've eaten, then I'll take a gallon of black coffee intravenously, and a bacon baguette smothered in brown sauce please. "
Mmmm yummy! And I have a constant supply of black coffee here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Oh wheetabix x 5 please and a jolly splendid mug of tea
Anything for pooch?
Pooch has had his breakfast but is always a sucker for a piece of crust
Haha I'll save him some "
That will make him smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning beautiful angel. Rather than have you cook my breakfast. Sit your ass down and allow me to fetch yours.
After you've eaten, then I'll take a gallon of black coffee intravenously, and a bacon baguette smothered in brown sauce please.
Mmmm yummy! And I have a constant supply of black coffee here "
Why thank you lovely, I suspect it's going to be needed today.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too? "
I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too?
I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok? "
Hmm, let me think....
Fuck yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if you're offering I would like a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese and bean sandwich with a couple of pancakes and hash browns on the side please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I please have a big cup of tea and fruit salad with Greek yogurt.....maybe a snog, too?
I only do snogs in pairs, so you'll have to have two. That ok?
Hmm, let me think....
Fuck yeah! "
Score! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Just a blow job for me thanks....oh and a cuppa  "
Oh go on then, I haven't done one in a while.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maple bacon pancakes please! I'll let you share and cwtch into bed with me! "
Ok everyone else will have to wait for breakfast, CAFE CLOSED!! I'm hopping into bed with this hot young lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso.
Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later "
ooh thanks a million
how much later are we talking?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well if you're offering I would like a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese and bean sandwich with a couple of pancakes and hash browns on the side please "
That's quite a concoction  haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you've finished your BJ....
Tea, porridge with banana please.
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Doesn't take long Roxi 
Would you like me to peel your banana? Yes that's a euphemism |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
an hour more in bed with a toasted muffin, grilled streaky bacon, grilled tomato and an espresso.
Get yourself back to bed, I'll fetch it up to you later
ooh thanks a million
how much later are we talking?
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I'll wake you around half 9 hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A black coffee please. Oh and a coffee please. And if uv time a coffee.
Did I mention I'd like a coffee :0)"
Would you like a super humongous coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The orders are coming in thick and fast OP can you handle it all
I like thick and fast
Need an extra pair of hands anywhere? "
You can probably get them around bigmatt to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Need any help with all of the breakfasts?
I'm just off to get toast with lashings of butter and marmalade and a strong milky coffee "
Oh yes please! I'm going to take harlots up to her in a few minutes so if you can help out with this lot for a while that would be great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you've finished your BJ....
Tea, porridge with banana please.
Doesn't take long Roxi
Would you like me to peel your banana? Yes that's a euphemism "
Peel away, lovely lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking.
For breakfast? How decadent "
Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish.
Or were you talking about the long slow fool around...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peanut butter on crumpets please ill make the coffee's
Mr
Oooh I've never had that before.... must try as I love crumpets "
All this running around you done hows about i fix you some |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Overnight oats please with loads of fresh fruit and a delightful cup of tea please "
I make a great cup of tea..... even though I don't drink the stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fantastic shout Angel! I'll have cuppa with a bacon roll (brown sauce) and a bj for afters  "
How about one while the bacon is cooking and one for afters? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peanut butter on crumpets please ill make the coffee's
Mr
Oooh I've never had that before.... must try as I love crumpets
All this running around you done hows about i fix you some "
Oh yes please, I just need to flip this bacon and finish PBs blow job first |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking.
For breakfast? How decadent
Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish.
Or were you talking about the long slow fool around... "
Its something I like but never got to. The second part, no comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kedgeree, double espresso, and a long slow fool around while the rice is cooking.
For breakfast? How decadent
Which part's decadent, Kedgeree was made as a breakfast dish.
Or were you talking about the long slow fool around...
Its something I like but never got to. The second part, no comment."
I plan when I'm going to have it and cook the rice the night before, it saves time, and is delicious. In fact I'm going to have it tomorrow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overnight oats please with loads of fresh fruit and a delightful cup of tea please
I make a great cup of tea..... even though I don't drink the stuff "
You're just too kind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon and eggs. Orange juice and coffee to drink. Not at the same time though!"
I'll watch for when you're almost finished your juice then fetch your coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it?
Might do a McDonald's run.... "
I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had tea and a pack of Jaffa cakes. I'm happy with my life choices.
Did you play full moon half moon??
On some, the rest I ate in one. "
Haha that's the spirit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it?
Might do a McDonald's run....
I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy"
Actually I was thinking what can I do to upgrade that to a quarter pounder with cheese.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you? "
Well it's nearly dinner time and I'm thinking I would like to have you for lunch, but it would be rude to not offer you anything... So for starters how's about....
a small serving of tasty breasts with a topping of little pink nipples
And for lunch I have an exquisite helping of smooth pussy x
Jo X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up early so I'll make everyone's breakfast..... what can I get you?
Well it's nearly dinner time and I'm thinking I would like to have you for lunch, but it would be rude to not offer you anything... So for starters how's about....
a small serving of tasty breasts with a topping of little pink nipples
And for lunch I have an exquisite helping of smooth pussy x
Jo X "
Oooof. It's warm in here isn't it anyone else think it's suddenly warm?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you doing lunch aswell or is that pushing it?
Might do a McDonald's run....
I will treat you to a mayo chicken, I know what you're thinking and you're right. I am a generous guy
Actually I was thinking what can I do to upgrade that to a quarter pounder with cheese...."
put halves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee please
Is that all??
For now- we'll have it in bed and eat later
That's my kind of breakfast Miss!
Liam is delivering us Maccys right?
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Hope he doesn't arrive in the next five minutes, he would catch you in a very compromising position young lady |
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