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There is definetly a thing about monday morning messages
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.
whats your number and we can arrange something "
Obviously had to stay in with his Mrs all weekend playing mr happy families with no wank fodder... Monday comes and well... What you said happens lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.
whats your number and we can arrange something"
indeed, not even a hi or thanks, tut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.
whats your number and we can arrange something"
Maybe he thought you were meals on wheels or sommat hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x
Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....
Hi, u wanna f...
its the grammar that counts lol x"
Yup, it makes all the difference plusyouhavegotalovelypussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prize for the cheekest twat so far this morning goes to the guy who i have never spoke to before sending me this message.
whats your number and we can arrange something"
Sounds like we should make it ritual, who can message diamond with the cheekiest message on monday morning... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x
Hmm.. so if I put spaces in.....
Hi, u wanna f...
its the grammar that counts lol x
Yup, it makes all the difference plusyouhavegotalovelypussy "
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"nothing yet this morning can beat last nights treasure of an 18 yr old wanting me to take his duck ... bless !!
wonder if he knows how far it is from the NW to Kent ? !!"
lol, did he want you to feed his duck as well lol.
We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl"
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
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Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol"
It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol |
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol
It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol"
lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol
It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol
lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol"
Well I shall be demanding one of those anyways! Interested to see how colourful you can be in reponse, lol |
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"We could start a monday morning stupid message comp pmsl
Well I have missed my window of opportunity now, but I'm going to spend the rest of the week thinking about something ridiculously cheeky to send!
Oh i shall look forward to opening my mailbox lol
It will be amusing if I don't actually manage to out-do some of your genuine messages, lol
lol even funnier if i dont notice its from you and send one of my sweet ladylike replies lol
Well I shall be demanding one of those anyways! Interested to see how colourful you can be in reponse, lol"
lol, well you asked for it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message |
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"I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message "
lmao,, the ones that get me are "long time no speak" when in fact ive never bloody spoke to them before lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we had this one " hiuwannafuck? " class , no spaces lol x"
look. Im' sorry i was in, a hurry and. desperate for a jump" I wiil try' harder with my. grammar and puktuwation'', next time. but how'; about it...%/? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I know it doesn't count because it wasn't sent on a Monday but a guy messaged us yesterday asking to meet just me ( kate), Scott replied explaining we don't meet alone and he messaged back saying 'thats funny cos I met Kate a few weeks back' of course like you Karen I sent back a very ladylike message
lmao,, the ones that get me are "long time no speak" when in fact ive never bloody spoke to them before lol"
i get those too - and the big give away is thier name still in dark type- so not even ever looked at em.
DELETE!!! lol |
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Well it may be Thursdsy but I thought this one was a fecking classic (well it made me laugh)...
from a single guy with no verifications and one person on their friends list.....
"...my profile says I have met someone but that is just to stop the messages coming. I have decided that I want to do the chasing..."
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