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A man goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "Oh. Why's that then?" "That's Madeira cake.
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Man goes into a cafe. Can I have a full English breakfast with fried eggs please. The waitress says would you like two eggs. Oh no said the man one eggs an oeuf.
One for our French friends. |
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"Man goes into a cafe. Can I have a full English breakfast with fried eggs please. The waitress says would you like two eggs. Oh no said the man one eggs an oeuf.
One for our French friends. "
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A Jewish boy has been born with no eyelids. The doctors say they can operate using the foreskin from his circumcision but he runs the risk of being cock-eyed....!! ???? heheeeee... |
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