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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A man goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "Oh. Why's that then?" "That's Madeira cake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I have a six foot ball in one hand and a ten foot ball in the other , wot do I have.

King kong's undivided attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man goes into a cafe. Can I have a full English breakfast with fried eggs please. The waitress says would you like two eggs. Oh no said the man one eggs an oeuf.

One for our French friends.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I have a six foot ball in one hand and a ten foot ball in the other , wot do I have.

King kong's undivided attention. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I have a six foot ball in one hand and a ten foot ball in the other , wot do I have.

King kong's undivided attention. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Man goes into a cafe. Can I have a full English breakfast with fried eggs please. The waitress says would you like two eggs. Oh no said the man one eggs an oeuf.

One for our French friends. "

Oui!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was gonna tell a joke about german food..... But decided against it, as its the 'wurst'

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By *albec26Man  over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger

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By *ootballFlowerCouple  over a year ago

Ollerton

What do you call a fly with no wings???

A walk!

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs???

A sit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats red and smells like blue paint......

Red paint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Jewish boy has been born with no eyelids. The doctors say they can operate using the foreskin from his circumcision but he runs the risk of being cock-eyed....!! ???? heheeeee...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.

She nearly took mi fooking eye out...!! ????

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