FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > whats the worst or best joke anybody ever told/said?
whats the worst or best joke anybody ever told/said?
Jump to: Newest in thread
| |||
| |||
 | |||
 | |||
 | |||
| |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. "lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol. | |||
| |||
 | |||
| |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol."yes i want to know. i'm very nosey. | |||
 | |||
That was the 1st joke I remember telling when I was a nipper. | |||
 | |||
| |||
"Oh yeah...I've remembered it now (I didn't make it up, I heard it on the radio). Did you see that film last night? 'Tossers say no'. 'No' 'Ha ha'. Well..I laughed. "this is gold I'm using this unless you own some sort of copyright for this joke. I may deploy this joke at work, role on Tuesday!! | |||
| |||
-Doctor, doctor,I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together man!
Mrs xo | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"Oh yeah...I've remembered it now (I didn't make it up, I heard it on the radio). Did you see that film last night? 'Tossers say no'. 'No' 'Ha ha'. Well..I laughed. this is gold I'm using this unless you own some sort of copyright for this joke.
I may deploy this joke at work, role on Tuesday!! "I don't own the rights....it won't be me that sues you  | |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.
yes i want to know. i'm very nosey."ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then. "what do table legs have?" "banana skins" its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol. "Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!" | |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.
yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.
ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.
"what do table legs have?"
"banana skins"
its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""lol | |||
| |||
 | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"That's the banana joke "yeah pretty shit i know and it did not make any sense. | |||
| |||
"When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and after drink, there is world of difference between her personality. Lets have a look at them: You really believe that dancing with your arms, rounding your head, and wiggling your back portion while shouting 'Woo-hoo!' is perfectly coolest dance move ever. You start hugging your friends and expressing you love them more than anyone else. You get very exited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! This is ma favorite song!' You've suddenly started smoking and be really perfect at first go. You start yelling at bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade. It feels like you are in bed but pillow feels like tough floor. You've suddenly decided that you love to kick someone's back and sincerely believe you could do it. At you last visit to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the simple sweet goddess you were just before few hours ago. You throw your sandals because you believe it's their fault that you're having walking problem. When a vehicle hits you you have no idea where your mobile and purse are." I don't get it | |||
| |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.
yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.
ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.
"what do table legs have?"
"banana skins"
its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""i actually laughed at how shit that was. | |||
| |||
| |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.
yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.
ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.
"what do table legs have?"
"banana skins"
its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!""2B or not 2B, that is the question why 2few women on this thread. | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"Worst What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both get to smell the goods, but they don't get to eat any." Eeeee!!! Next time I go to the gynaecologist and he's poking around down there this is all I'm going to think about | |||
"Worst What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both get to smell the goods, but they don't get to eat any. Eeeee!!! Next time I go to the gynaecologist and he's poking around down there this is all I'm going to think about "Topping from the bottom. | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"female to the rescue. jk, ths topic will still be shit with females in, especially as nobody told us the banana joke. lol, do u really want to know? If u do bewarned it wont make sense. Lol.
yes i want to know. i'm very nosey.
ok, let me start off by saying, this is the only way i can make it make some sort of sense and this is probably the worst that you will ever here but i want you to think about how gorilla peels their bananas, also remember this i was very young back then.
"what do table legs have?"
"banana skins"
its pretty shit yh, but i made that on the basis that the tables back then were sliding all over the place and some were very dodgy, this one makes more sense tho, lol.
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!"
i actually laughed at how shit that was."i did say it was shit but at least you smiled tho eh? Lol | |||
| |||
"Making Boris Foreign Secretary "lol, what about Donald trump in power in America? | |||
"When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and after drink, there is world of difference between her personality. Lets have a look at them: You really believe that dancing with your arms, rounding your head, and wiggling your back portion while shouting 'Woo-hoo!' is perfectly coolest dance move ever. You start hugging your friends and expressing you love them more than anyone else. You get very exited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! This is ma favorite song!' You've suddenly started smoking and be really perfect at first go. You start yelling at bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you just lemonade. It feels like you are in bed but pillow feels like tough floor. You've suddenly decided that you love to kick someone's back and sincerely believe you could do it. At you last visit to pee, you realize that you now look more like a homeless hooker than the simple sweet goddess you were just before few hours ago. You throw your sandals because you believe it's their fault that you're having walking problem. When a vehicle hits you you have no idea where your mobile and purse are. I don't get it "ok i should of missed out the last bit, but try and link them with the word fucked (in the good way of course) | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4.... Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more tra la la, la la la la, get that one out of your head!" ha ha i do actually like that | |||
"Two Scots guys walking past a cake shop. Jimmy goes "Is that a sponge or a meringue?" Tams like "You're wrang..it's a fuckin' cheesecake!" "Haha I had to say that a couple of times before it sounded right..... but then I am a posho Edinbugger! | |||
| |||
| |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only"." Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on yor face? | |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face? " | |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face? "my own great big smile | |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?
my own great big smile "Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too! | |||
| |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?
my own great big smile
Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too! "lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol. | |||
"Jeremy Corbyn" Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide. We'll see who's laughing then | |||
| |||
"Jeremy Corbyn Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide. We'll see who's laughing then "That makes it even funnier | |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?
my own great big smile
Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too!
lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol."Nae need to be sorry dude,I was just being a wideo (smart arse)
Good auld Charlie Sheen eh....
#tigerblood#winning#adonisDNA#bitchinrockstarfrommars!
How much did he do?
Enough to kill two n a half men!  | |||
"Jeremy Corbyn Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide. We'll see who's laughing then
That makes it even funnier "Excellent, then everyone will be happy  | |||
"Jeremy Corbyn Who's soon to win the Labour leadership contest with another landslide. We'll see who's laughing then
That makes it even funnier
Excellent, then everyone will be happy "Probably for very different reasons, but yes... | |||
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"
On Sundays he goes to church.... to pray to dog | |||
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra" A dyslexic Devil worshipper once sold his soul to Santa.....! | |||
"I was in Scotland the other day, it was 1:15, i walked into the dentist and i was greeted by one of their nurses there and oh my what a greet it was bit of cleevage showing and that a cute sexy smile, she had me blushing so much i almost fainted, by the time i came too it was about half past two, anyway the receptionist asked me "what happened?" I could only reply with " time does fly when your having fun", she instructed me to go into the waiting room so i did with still a huge chubby on my face, so i sat there waiting for one of the nurses to come down, one did and introduced herself as nurse phylslis mccavity, she told me off for beeing a bad boy and beeing so late and kept her waiting, she then said "i can now fit u in for a quickie and a good filling" and i said to her "sorry darling im exit only". Never mind that,whos huge chubby did you have on your face?
my own great big smile
Fair dos mate,huge chubby means something else up here though.....n most other places too!
lol sorry matey, with the chubby bit i was quoting the two and a half men when Ashton kutcher was in it and he brought a massive tv and he said something like "yeah it gives you a chubby when your watching it", he says that as he had a massive grin on his face lol, but yeah i get what you meant too lol.
Nae need to be sorry dude,I was just being a wideo (smart arse)
Good auld Charlie Sheen eh....
#tigerblood#winning#adonisDNA#bitchinrockstarfrommars!
How much did he do?
Enough to kill two n a half men! "yeah i like Charlie sheen and ha ha what was his murder weapon? The machete, how did he do it from the roof top of the courts lol, in suprised he managed to land another acting job after that "anger management". | |||
| |||
